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because mayonnaise is gross.: February 2013
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Because mayonnaise is gross. Wednesday, February 27, 2013. The one thing about losing your keys. You feel like an asshole for publicly worrying about losing your keys. Afterwards, it seeps into your life as you begin to formulate the social equations necessary for recovering the important. What the fuck happened to your Dominicks Fresh Values card? Saturday, February 9, 2013. Hold on, i have to check my fantasy hockey team. Monday, February 4, 2013. At least be honest about it. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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because mayonnaise is gross.: Pink Floyd is phenomenal
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Because mayonnaise is gross. Saturday, February 7, 2015. Pink Floyd is phenomenal. Just act honestly. Stop forgetting that. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Chicago, illinois, United States. View my complete profile. Pink Floyd is phenomenal. People who write words. Sandy Doesn't Live Here Anymore. The Top Ten Shows of 2015. Can't Win Em All. Chicago PolCat: Casimir Pulaski Day Race. Liquor Stores, Mail Boxes, and Pay Phones. The Worlds too cold. A Vulgar Display of Solecism. The Little Debbie Fat Kids.
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because mayonnaise is gross.: June 2013
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Because mayonnaise is gross. Thursday, June 13, 2013. I sat in Dominique's kitchen, at the kitchen table, when her older sister, Stephanie, our collective babysitter, said "Left Eye closes her eyes when she sings. What a bitch.". After that, we called a bunch of sex line numbers and 1-800-FAT-HUNK played, "Are you horny? I know I am. It comes from one of those, oh, those things between your legs," to my nine year old ears. We called it back at least three more times. Wednesday, June 12, 2013.
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because mayonnaise is gross.: yeah, oh yeah
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Because mayonnaise is gross. Thursday, July 31, 2014. Yeah, oh yeah. If anyone is interested in listening to the first 67 or 68 of the 69 Love Songs with me in otherwise silence, while we both sit on the ground and look at it while we shift the positions of our legs because they’re getting sore from sitting in one position for that long of a time (it. A lot of songs.), let me know. I don’t want to talk before or after. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Chicago, illinois, United States. Yeah, oh yeah.
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because mayonnaise is gross.: May 2013
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Because mayonnaise is gross. Wednesday, May 22, 2013. I wanted to post the first half of an unfinished essay venn diagraming dwayne johnson and vin diesel as public personas but then i read it and was not happy about myself. here's a picture of death:. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Chicago, illinois, United States. View my complete profile. I wanted to post the first half of an unfinished e. People who write words. Sandy Doesn't Live Here Anymore. The Top Ten Shows of 2015. Can't Win Em All.
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because mayonnaise is gross.: September 2013
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Because mayonnaise is gross. Friday, September 27, 2013. I almost just signed up for an account on theatlantic.com so i could comment on a pretty articulate rich dude who talked about his childrens' schools being free of "ghetto people," but otherwise being very racially mixed. But all would have said was, "Dude, 'ghetto people? And then maybe double commented with, "Go fuck yourself, bro." and then that would have been a really dumb thing. Sunday, September 1, 2013. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Littl...
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because mayonnaise is gross.: August 2013
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Because mayonnaise is gross. Friday, August 30, 2013. Medicine or Booze or Both? Is Kombucha a new miracle cure-all? Or modern day snake oil? Yo, what's up with GT's new brown bottles? I feel unhealthy when I drink one now. Like I'm unhealthy. Sunday, August 11, 2013. Through thorough analysis and creative experimentation, we shape and measure the dimensions of each coffee to accentuate its individual layers and achieve a leveled balance distributed throughout the cup. Tuesday, August 6, 2013. Liquor Sto...
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because mayonnaise is gross.: quote unquote
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Because mayonnaise is gross. Wednesday, June 11, 2014. Time is the school in which we learn,. Time is the fire in which we burn. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Chicago, illinois, United States. View my complete profile. People who write words. Sandy Doesn't Live Here Anymore. The Top Ten Shows of 2015. Can't Win Em All. Chicago PolCat: Casimir Pulaski Day Race. Liquor Stores, Mail Boxes, and Pay Phones. The Worlds too cold. A Vulgar Display of Solecism. The Little Debbie Fat Kids.
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because mayonnaise is gross.: March 2014
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Because mayonnaise is gross. Sunday, March 2, 2014. We Are A Thing That Was Dropped In The River And The River Has Carried It Out Of Our View. Is a title for something like a sculpture made out of old newspapers or with excessive amounts of woodglue. Something sloppy, glazed, and beautiful. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Chicago, illinois, United States. View my complete profile. We Are A Thing That Was Dropped In The River And T. People who write words. Sandy Doesn't Live Here Anymore. Can't Win Em All.
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