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nicoleMART: Use Your Head

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Nobody knows my reputation. Wednesday, March 15, 2006. I got a headache THIS big. I don't know where it came from or why it's here. Maybe I'm fearing my second kickboxing class tonight. Maybe I'd just rather not be at work. But whatever the case, the following quip is somehow applicable so I thought I'd share it with yous guys. Enjoy! A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache.". Perfect," her husband said. A friend in need.

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nicoleMART: Hey Hey, Hayes

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Nobody knows my reputation. Wednesday, March 15, 2006. Hey Hey, Hayes. Oh, so NOW it's a problem. It was fine when Jews, Muslims, Christians, Mormons, Buddhists, Hindus and Wiccans got raked over the coals. But the show suddenly becomes an issue when Scientologists. How many seasons has this series been on the air, anyway? Isaac Hayes Quits South Park. Tuesday Mar 14, 2006 8:00am EST. By Stephen M. Silverman/AP. A top-rated episode in November targeted the Church of Scientology and such celebrity followe...

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nicoleMART: Diss, Miss?

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Nobody knows my reputation. Thursday, March 16, 2006. I'm not getting political here. Well, not really. I just have to know, is THIS what it's come down to lately? Jessica "Chicken of the Sea" Simpson snubs a Republican fundraiser and the entire politisphere is up in arms? Yeah sure, Bush scheduled ample face-time with the broad. But does her reticence to appear really rank THAT high on the diss scale? The woman shills PIZZA BITES for cripes sake! Jessica Simpson Snubs President Bush. People close to Sim...

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nicoleMART: May 2005

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Nobody knows my reputation. Tuesday, May 31, 2005. Last year I’d worked myself up into a frenzy over a blind date. This guy described himself as being quite easy on the eyes and worth a million bucks so how could I not expect a stellar evening? Here's the course of events: the reservation was made at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse for. I was the first to arrive. I figured that our friend Anthony. Suffice it to say that I was not at all attracted to the person standing before me. For dinner I ordered the lettuce...

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nicoleMART: Long Gone

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Nobody knows my reputation. Saturday, March 18, 2006. To greener, happier [Wordpress] pastures. But just in case this page DOESN'T automatically redirect you, here's the url:. Http:/ nicolemart.badtofu.com. I think I'm gonna cry! Posted by Nicole at 12:09 AM. View my complete profile. A friend in need. Confessions of a dumb, white guy. Don't Say That Too Loud. The Erin O'Brien Owner's Manual for Human Beings. For You Are In Elysium. Here's To Happy Women. Just a Sec, Hon. Memoirs of a Lunatic.

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nicoleMART: September 2005

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Nobody knows my reputation. Friday, September 30, 2005. Someone determined to piss you off on a Friday? Kitty will gladly bust a cap on your behalf. Posted by Nicole at 12:00 AM. Thursday, September 29, 2005. Sleeping on the Job. Cops: Man Falls Asleep While Siphoning Gas. A man fell asleep while siphoning gasoline into a 55-gallon tank that had been installed in the back of a van, police said. With regular unleaded at the station selling for $2.67, the tank would have held nearly $150 worth of fuel.

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nicoleMART: Say When

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Nobody knows my reputation. Friday, March 10, 2006. I'm not much of a lush. I've rarely even finished a full size glass of beer let alone several at a time. But I am well aware that many of my dear readers know how to make their weekends. Count And being that today is Friday I figured it prudent to issue this guide before the hardcore festivities get under way. For those already planning their Sunday hangovers? This list's for you. :). Feet cold and wet. Glass being held at incorrect angle. Confirm home ...

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nicoleMART: Decision 2006

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Nobody knows my reputation. Monday, March 13, 2006. I need your help and I need it QUICK! I have wanted a. Since the things were first unveiled. Well this weekend I was alerted to the fact that someone in the UK. Is selling theirs for $800. Now, Eric and I have done some investigating and so far the deal seems totally legit. There's even an arrangement that allows me to INSPECT the machine before I commit to buying it. The question is, DO I buy it? Issued me a brand new 15" Powerbook last Thursday.

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nicoleMART: June 2005

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Nobody knows my reputation. Thursday, June 30, 2005. Wet Claw: The Returning. I'll say this much for M-Do. Another collision in the ladies room. Another trip to the sink. Another wet claw. Under the faucet. Another job well done. Posted by Nicole at 1:13 PM. An old college friend of mine (the son of the guy who played Isaac on the. No I'm not kidding) has an online comic thingy going on. I somehow made it into his latest installment (I was his RA in college). Http:/ www.tedstories.com/. So, you married?

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nicoleMART: December 2005

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Nobody knows my reputation. Saturday, December 31, 2005. My New Years Resolution for 2006? Okay, so it should be "FEWER forwards" but you get my drift. Next year there will be more of me and less of those other people. Even though those other people can be pretty dang funny at times. Actually, I'll just write more of my own crap and shut the hell up. HAPPY 2006 TO YOU ALL! Posted by Nicole at 4:02 PM. Thursday, December 29, 2005. How exactly do you KNOW you're driving too fast? Posted by Nicole at 8:58 AM.