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Jaded Jennifer: I guess I'll just stick to driving it
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Wednesday, May 6, 2009. I guess I'll just stick to driving it. For a few years now, I've known I needed to get a small car. That need has become more apparent now with my kids being older and capable of staying home on their own. The majority of the time, it's only me and Wren in the car, and maybe a kid or two. It seems silly driving a mini-van around for only two or three people. It made me realize that for the first time in my life, I could go find a FUN car. Not a car that would seat more childre...
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Jaded Jennifer: Squish, squish
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Tuesday, June 2, 2009. There's a reason I don't walk around my house naked. It's the same reason that I change my clothes as quickly as possible, with no mirrors in sight. I sure as hell don't wanna see me naked. Hard to believe anybody else does, but then, I always knew Wren was slightly crazy. Why do you think I started dating him? It takes crazy to handle living with me and my brood. He just laughed and told me I'm a goober. Rude, right? I believe only another woman could truly understand my anguish.
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Jaded Jennifer: Throwback the Mountain Dew
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Friday, May 22, 2009. Throwback the Mountain Dew. If you haven't tasted Pepsi's new Mountain Dew "throwback", don't. Just don't. It's disgusting. They say it's made with natural sugars. Tastes like Splenda to me, and let me tell you there is NOTHING natural about sugar-free sugar. That's like chocolate-free chocolate or a blue orange. Or like Carrot Top dying his hair black. Come on. That's just plain unnatural. Ok, I think I'm done bitching now. May 22, 2009 at 2:30 PM. May 23, 2009 at 8:31 AM. First th...
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Jaded Jennifer: April 2009
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Friday, April 24, 2009. I got Syphilis at the Spokane Community College bookstore. Also, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Mange, Scum and the Black Plague. See my cute little diseases. I still want Herpies and HIV. If you want your own diseases, go visit http:/ www.giantmicrobes.com. Wednesday, April 22, 2009. Hmmmmaybe I'm not such a bad parent after all. Seriously, if I ever thought I was a bad mom before, that idea has gone right out the window over the last week or so. I've been getting rather annoyed at them s...
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Jaded Jennifer: Guess what? I'm not dead.
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Sunday, January 17, 2010. At least I don't think I'm dead. Hang on. Let me check. Nope I found a pulse. I made another blog today. It's all secret and stuff, though. Sometimes I think that I have so many blogs, in so many places, that I just can't keep track of them all. I haven't been writing on any of them lately, though. There really isn't a huge reason for my absence, except that life has been a suckfest (great word, right? Denial is a wonderful thing, isn't it? We moved last month. Nothing fanta...
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Jaded Jennifer: January 2010
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Sunday, January 17, 2010. At least I don't think I'm dead. Hang on. Let me check. Nope I found a pulse. I made another blog today. It's all secret and stuff, though. Sometimes I think that I have so many blogs, in so many places, that I just can't keep track of them all. I haven't been writing on any of them lately, though. There really isn't a huge reason for my absence, except that life has been a suckfest (great word, right? Denial is a wonderful thing, isn't it? We moved last month. Nothing fanta...
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Jaded Jennifer: June 2009
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Tuesday, June 2, 2009. There's a reason I don't walk around my house naked. It's the same reason that I change my clothes as quickly as possible, with no mirrors in sight. I sure as hell don't wanna see me naked. Hard to believe anybody else does, but then, I always knew Wren was slightly crazy. Why do you think I started dating him? It takes crazy to handle living with me and my brood. He just laughed and told me I'm a goober. Rude, right? I believe only another woman could truly understand my anguish.
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Jaded Jennifer: What I want for my birthday
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Wednesday, May 20, 2009. What I want for my birthday. 1 Sex It's always at the top of my list. 2 Cake. Can't remember the last time I had a cake for my birthday. Well, unless you count the pretend birthday that Boogie gave me a few months ago. 3 A clean house. And let me add, that I'd like to NOT have to be the one to clean it. I probably will be, though. 4 Bacon. Sausage. Hash browns with cheese. Mmmm.I'm hungry. 5 Laughter. It's always good. 6 NO CRANKY MOODS! May 20, 2009 at 11:52 AM. I love your blogs.
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Jaded Jennifer: March 2009
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Friday, March 20, 2009. Free to good home: Six lovely, well-mannered children. I'm having one of those "I really want to put all of my kids up for adoption" kind of days. And I'm trying really hard to remember why I wanted so many kids when I was younger. I always said I wanted 10 kids. Then I found out how babies are born and decided I would just adopt. I mean, come on, childbirth HURTS. Of course, I was only 9 years old and didn't know anything about lovely epidurals. JR isn't a HUGE pain but he's just...
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Jaded Jennifer: KO'ed
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009. In this house, you don't leave yourself open. It's much like being a boxer really. If you let your guard down you're bound to get hit. I'm not talking about physical blows, although Boogie does. Because you watch too much of it.". He left himself open. Set himself up for the blow. Another example of the conversations in our house? Well, last night I was sitting at the table sewing. Katie and Hunter were watching me, much like they watch the television at the end of the day....Oh, a...