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$24 of trinkets: August 2008
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Thursday, August 28, 2008. I was born in Israel, which is like Americas step-sister or something. America always defends Israel. When Iran or Jordan or any of the other bullies at school pick on Israel, America comes and says "What the f* * you doing? It's like walking up and punching the hot chick at the bar when there is a big, biker sitting next to her. . I am not sure why countries pick on Israel. I know its the whole "You took Jerusalem, now give it back! 160;It's ours. See? This leads to the ...
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$24 of trinkets: March 2008
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Thursday, March 27, 2008. A City By Any Other Name. New York, NY. . So Nice, they named it twice. . Either that, or the guy who named it had a stutter. . I came across an article today on Gawker.com that had a list of all the nicknames New York City has (to my amazement, a total of 98). Some were ok (like the obvious ones: "Big Apple", "Capital of the World", etc.) some were lame ("The City Of Friendly People".who are you kidding? 1 City of 1000 smells. 3 That Place Next To Brooklyn. 5 If You Can Make...
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$24 of trinkets: July 2008
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Thursday, July 24, 2008. Suggested Donations For A Cheap Bastard. I had my buddy visit over the weekend. This kid is awesome. Even more awesome is the fact that this guy has the best job ever (with the exception of the guy who oils up models at photoshoots). Only $49,000". . I am not sure who reads these magazines. Obviously rich people, but I would think rich people don't even bother reading. They probably have people working for them and they just say "Hilda! Take this magazine and read it. &#...
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$24 of trinkets: June 2008
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Monday, June 30, 2008. I don't brag about my art or photoshop skills. Personally, I think I suck. My wife (and some other people in my life) always tell me I am awesome, but I tend to think I suck (like that Dyson Vaccume.oh wait, that's the one that doesn't use sucktion.whatever. "A" vaccume). My buddy Craig asked for some help. So, I did. As I said, I don't brag much, but I do think the way I took those people out of the picture, and removed a roof to be replaced by fake palm tre...Yesturday was m...
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$24 of trinkets: Mid-Life Fashion Crisis
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Monday, September 8, 2008. It's September in NYC which means two things:. 1) The drunktards who watch their football games will be out on the weekends howling in the night as their team wins. OR: Will start fights in the streets when their teams lose. and. 2) Its Fashion Week. I personally don't mind it. It is fun to watch people and even more so when you get to watch people who dress up at 9:00 am. Cause nobody else thought of doing it, so I tried it. It was a terrible idea. I basi...When my wife me...
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$24 of trinkets: Love Thy Neighbor (Unless He Is An Idiot)
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Tuesday, September 2, 2008. Love Thy Neighbor (Unless He Is An Idiot). Everyone hates their neighbor. Everyone. Or atleast one of their neighbors (or one they used to have). . Doesn't matter if you live in the U.S., in Germany or in a hut in a village in Africa, EVERYONE has a neighbor they can't stand. To a man who can't reply because the zipper on his leather mask is closed. 160;How the hell do you flood a bathtub at four in the morning? 160;if I move my TV and sofa into my bedroom. And m...It rea...
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$24 of trinkets: September 2008
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Tuesday, September 9, 2008. When The World Ends. Tomorrow is Wednesday. Unless you live abroad, in which case, it is already Wednesday, so you already read this post and can move on to other things like watching The Labyrinth to see if David Bowie was strung out during that movie. . But for now, it is Tuesday, which makes tomorrow Wednesday. Two things happen tomorrow. The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is the world's largest particle accelerator complex, intended to collide opposing beams of 7 TeV proto...
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$24 of trinkets: Adaptation - An NYC Story
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Monday, November 24, 2008. Adaptation - An NYC Story. I have not written a while. This is partly because this city, Manhattan, is a freaking beast that swallows you whole. Every once in a while this beast spits you out and you get a chance to tell about your adventures within the belly of the beast. Basically you adapt or you lose it. This city forces you to adapt. Adapt or bust. . 160;Stick to the right side of the stairs (going up). Going down? I eventually came out on the other side breathing...
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$24 of trinkets: May 2008
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Friday, May 16, 2008. Raccoon Gets Mistaken As 50 Cent. Poor guy. Yes, this is a Raccoon and YES he is in a tree on the Upper East Side. This cool little dude was on 88th street and 1st ave. yesterday. . Cops got there and decided to get him down by shooting tranquilizers at him. Taking the same force they used on Sean Bell when they shot a man on his wedding night 50 times (about 48 shots too excessive), they shot the poor little Raccoon so many times that he died in custody. Friday, May 16, 2008.
