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The Brunch Platter: October 2009
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Thursday, October 15, 2009. Bad Person Thought of the Day. Sometimes I think about how I kind of don't want to have kids because I've been working really hard to stay in shape and having kids will ruin all of my hard work. I wish I weren't serious. I wish I weren't so vain about it but yeah.it really is kind of about my looks. Maybe I'll just be the crazy kitten/puppy lady. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Bad Person Thought of the Day. View my complete profile. My Tongue's The Only Muscle.
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The Brunch Platter: June 2007
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Friday, June 08, 2007. I have a fear of cement trucks. No, I'm not kidding. Yes, this is an actual fear. Clearly, I can wash off the external cement. This bothers me because I like my clothes, but it is not a perpetual fear. The fear is in the aftermath. Will suffocation from the inside-out, a slow hardening of cement in my lungs (while creating a really cool inner-mold of my body) be incredibly painful? What if the cement shards get into my blood stream? Thank you, Don Hertzfeldt). Very long-winded stor...
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The Brunch Platter: Love is Watching Someone Die
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Friday, May 02, 2008. Love is Watching Someone Die. And it came to me then that every plan is a tiny prayer to Father Time. As I stared at my shoes in the ICU that reeked of piss and 409. And I rationed my breaths as I said to myself that I'd already taken too much today. As each descending peak on the LCD took you a little farther away from me. Amongst the vending machines and year-old magazines in a place where we only say goodbye. Cause there's no comfort in the waiting room. Death Cab for Cutie.
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The Brunch Platter: April 2007
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007. Warning: If you are male, you won't like this post. On a slightly different note, is there anything worse than a "between the eyebrow incredibly inflamed larger under the surface so it stays perpetually red" zit? But I digress.the forehead zit is bad enough but with some creative combing you can usually avoid a lot of the annoyances of having to put up with too much of it. The between the eye zit? Monday, April 09, 2007. I love this song! Bounce bounce bounce bounce*. Unless yo...
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The Brunch Platter: September 2009
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Monday, September 21, 2009. My Continued Annoyance At Local Papers. Today, upon opening up the New Jersey Herald, I found this headline glaring back at me:. America is a Christian Nation. This was news to me as I consider myself to be relatively well informed and hadn't seen that on any news reports nor do I remember learning this in school. As it turns out, this was the headline the Herald opted to use for their "Letters to the Editor" section and the following is the original letter by a reader:. 3) Th...
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The Brunch Platter: I used to be a contender...
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Wednesday, April 14, 2010. I used to be a contender. What I miss is the camaraderie. The friendships. The late night rehearsals that ended in random visits to diners for horribly bad food that didn't affect my stomach because I was young and in college and if I slept until 1pm it was fine - no one I knew would be conscious until at least 5pm which was, conveniently, just about half an hour before rehearsal started. I miss college. Who knew. Can you live closer? April 16, 2010 12:45 PM. My name is Sharon ...
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The Brunch Platter: February 2007
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Tuesday, February 06, 2007. I don't usually write serious blogs but tonight I'm in more of a serious mood. If you're looking for funny, move along and I promise that the next one will be more witty and humorous. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that his mother has cancer of some kind and is going through chemo. So, quietly so that the rest of the class could continue to get into their circle (which, believe it or not, takes about 60-80 seconds for 9-12 year olds), I say, "My mom lost her hair, ...
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The Brunch Platter: November 2006
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Thursday, November 16, 2006. The Great Mall Adventure. As a Jersey girl, I find it necessary to visit every mall in the state. It's one of our common goals as girls in Jersey. That and simultaneously spraying enough hairspray in our already sprayed hair to cause the ozone layer to thin out over Atlantic City for the duration of said spray.while navigating a jughandle on our way to a Bon Jovi concert. Ok, obviously I'm being sarcastic. If you didn't catch that you should start here. But then my father imm...
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The Brunch Platter: I'm totally about to bore you.
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Tuesday, July 03, 2007. I'm totally about to bore you. Good god, I'm bored. I'm the kind of bored you get when you're making excel list after excel list of contacts that you know you'll eventually be contacting, but right now just isn't the right time so you start to go a little stir crazy and you're considering hurling the stuffed monkey that's in your office across at your boss just to see what happens. Really, what I wish is that I could get paid to sit around and write. Especially because I work ...
