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Hello! My Name is Rebecca. Yes, We Still Run SQL Server 2000 | Humor Me a T-SQL Princess
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Humor Me a T-SQL Princess. DBAs really do have a sense of humor. Laquo; Happy Holidays: The First SQL. My Name is Rebecca. Yes, We Still Run SQL Server 2000. October 24, 2014 by tsqlprincess. Recently, I tweeted about having to restore fourteen databases in SQL Server 2000. I wasn’t surprised to receive some good natured ribbing about still having databases in SQL Server 2000, and I’m okay with that…. For the most part. Yes, I know and agree that it is not good (. Major understatement of the year/decade.
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Backups – The Vital Verification | Humor Me a T-SQL Princess
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Humor Me a T-SQL Princess. DBAs really do have a sense of humor. Laquo; Here I Come to Save the Daaay! SQL Woes from A to Z. Backups The Vital Verification. May 1, 2013 by tsqlprincess. These are the hysterical ramblings of a frustrated DBA. Her relentless mission: to upgrade strange old systems, to seek out new projects and bad design specs, to boldly index where no one has indexed before. The Incident at Carmulus. DBA’s Log, SELECT GETDATE() as ‘Star Date’. Were they backed up? Yes, sir. The other ...
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Can’t Group This | Humor Me a T-SQL Princess
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Humor Me a T-SQL Princess. DBAs really do have a sense of humor. Laquo; SQL Woes from A to Z. Happy Holidays: The First SQL. December 16, 2013 by tsqlprincess. This is another one of those. Posts inspired by a co-worker planting a little seed in my brain many months ago. It was fun to write. And took a long time. I had no idea the song was THAT long! Depending on your point of view). One of these days I’ll get back to a more serious post. A SQL parody of MC Hammer’s “ U Can’t Touch This. Let me know if t...
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tsqlprincess | Humor Me a T-SQL Princess
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Humor Me a T-SQL Princess. DBAs really do have a sense of humor. Https:/ tsqlprincess.wordpress.com. Posts by Rebecca Mitchell:. October 24, 2014. My Name is Rebecca. Yes, We Still Run SQL Server 2000. December 19, 2013. Happy Holidays: The First SQL. December 16, 2013. September 24, 2013. SQL Woes from A to Z. May 1, 2013. Backups The Vital Verification. December 6, 2012. Here I Come to Save the Daaay! July 19, 2012. Sometimes I Scare Myself. Older Posts ». Query Thy Royal Posts. SQL Woes from A to Z.
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SELECT Blog FROM Brad.Schulz CROSS APPLY SQL.Server(): Invitation for T-SQL Tuesday #024: Prox ‘n’ Funx
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SELECT Blog FROM Brad.Schulz CROSS APPLY SQL.Server(). Thoughts, Musings, Ruminations, and Brainstorms on SQL and Perhaps Other Topics. Monday, October 31, 2011. Invitation for T-SQL Tuesday #024: Prox ‘n’ Funx. Boy, time really flies, doesn’t it? It’s hard to believe, but we are finishing up our second year. Started the whole concept back in November 2009 with T-SQL Tuesday #001, and here we are already up to #024. So, without further ado…. And on and on and on…. Now for those nasty rules:. I have to ad...
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Gone Cruisin’ | Mr. Andrew Dykstra
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On SQL Server 'n Things. July 21, 2010. If you haven’t heard about it, there’s a spiffy new conference idea out there. Brent Ozar ( twitter. And Timothy Ford ( twitter. Came up with the brilliant idea of hosting a SQL Server training event on a cruise ship. They call it SQL Cruise. A cruise is relatively cheap, sessions can dive deeper and the class size can be smaller. I made it and I am absolutely stoked. What makes it possible is the price. The training is $295. If I can smuggle myself on boar...Oppor...
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Today is Sponsored By: MSSQLTips.com! | Mr. Andrew Dykstra
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On SQL Server 'n Things. Today is Sponsored By: MSSQLTips.com! Today is Sponsored By: MSSQLTips.com! August 6, 2010. Would not be possible without our generous sponsors. I’d like to take a minute to highlight one sponsor on each day of the cruise. MSSQLTips.com is committed to making quality content about SQL Server easily accessable to the community. They have webcasts, whitepapers, tutorials and a daily e-newsletter and more. Here’s a bit about MSSQLtips.com. August 6, 2010 at 3:13 pm. You are commenti...
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The Bigger #PASSVotes Problem: Your Password Was Shared.
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The Bigger #PASSVotes Problem: Your Password Was Shared. September 26, 2014. I wasn’t originally going to share this, but given how PASS is handling the things that you do know about, it’s time for you to know the even worse story. In this June’s NomCom election, when you signed in to vote, your PASS login credentials were shared with a third party. I tweeted it at first because I was so shell-shocked – this just couldn’t possibly be happening, and it had to be a misinterpretation on my part. If you thin...
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Sometimes I Scare Myself | Humor Me a T-SQL Princess
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Humor Me a T-SQL Princess. DBAs really do have a sense of humor. Laquo; Confessions of a Sharepoint Database Server. Here I Come to Save the Daaay! Sometimes I Scare Myself. July 19, 2012 by tsqlprincess. All by myself… don’t wanna be…. I wish I had taken some screenshots of the issue I was having, but I didn’t. Lesson learned. So we’ll just have to make due with my not so oh-so-wonderful descriptions. Thank you Twitter buddies! A Dash of Techie Stuff. A Little Back Story. Ah, Fun Times. These instances ...
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A Month of PowerShell - Wayne Sheffield
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My blog about SQL Server. Search for SQL Saturday sessions by specified key phrase. How TCP Chimney Offloading Affects SQL Server. Advent of Code (20). SQL Crazy Train (3). Follow me on Google. SQL Server 2012 T-SQL Recipes: A Problem-Solution Approach (Expert’s Voice in SQL Server). By Jason Brimhall, David Dye, Jonathon Gennick, Andy Roberts, Wayne Sheffield. SQL Server T-SQL Recipes. By Jason Brimhall, Jonathan Gennick, Wayne Sheffield. A Month of PowerShell. A Month of PowerShell Day 3 (Security).
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