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Trying to find a balance. Thursday, September 30, 2004. Birthday schwag. See, I got Mikey (roommate) a pink Barbie cake for his birthday party with a black Barbie on top. These discs, although high quality plastic, are retribution. Liquor that I got for the b-day. Danzka is an excellent vodka. Just put 'em in the fucking dishwasher, dude. Sometimes its a pain in the dick to have roommates. Sure, sharing a house with two people has it benefits. Like splitting the bills, for example. So I kinda went out la...
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Shockingly Uninteresting!: July 2005
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Wednesday, July 13, 2005. Today's shuttle launch in sunny FLA was scrapped. Too bad. Guess the news media will have to report on the things that matter slightly more than space exploration. Good night, sweet Blog. I'll come back to tend to and collect you when my filthy tryst with RoosterTeeth has come to it's bitterest end. There will always be a place in my heart for you. Posted by Christy at 10:24 AM. I used to change with my bedroom curtains open so the neighbors could see. Bay Area, California.
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Shockingly Uninteresting!: April 2005
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Friday, April 29, 2005. If I can't have access to your heart, at least let me have access to your refrigerator. It's my ex-boyfriend's birthday this weekend. The old bastard'll be 39, can you believe that? And me, only 30 this November. Gotta hand it to him, he always made me feel young. which wasn't always such a good thing. I so seldom (okay, never) talk about my personal life around here. It's none of your business, of course, but barring that: Did you ever wonder why? Posted by Christy at 10:30 AM.
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Shockingly Uninteresting!: September 2005
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Tuesday, September 27, 2005. I vant to be alone. That's all, really. Talk me out of it. Posted by Christy at 1:30 PM. Monday, September 12, 2005. Posted by Christy at 3:44 PM. I used to change with my bedroom curtains open so the neighbors could see. Bay Area, California. View my complete profile. Cheeky Monkey - My New Hero. For People Who Didn't Get Gallagher. Head of the Ass. Howard Stern Says You're a Fat Pig. Seatbelt For My Arm. The Coolest Guy You'll Never Know. Which one are you, really?
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Poon Job's Palace: July 2005
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Contemplating the consequences and repurcussions of anal sex. Wednesday, July 27, 2005. I have not left the blog. YesI have been dicking around on RoosterTeet.com, and my internet time has gone down considerably, but I felt the need to post something new here. I have absoultely nothing to say, except that I will say something when I have the chance. I'm sure none of you are reading this right now. Wednesday, July 06, 2005. The oddest 4th of July. We headed back to her place and fucked some more. He insis...
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Morty: 06.05
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Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet -Emerson. I'm not settling and i find that a bit unsettling. the romance was as rocky as sylvester stallone to begin with, so i never had high hopes for it. when it comes down to it, she just wasn't dorky enough. i need a dork of monumental proportions to satisfy my needs. someone who knows that if i yell, "i hate plumbing! She should reply, "pipe down! Dare i dream of such a girl? Answer: a good blog. anyway. Posted by Morty @ 8:08 AM.
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Morty: 05.05
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Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet -Emerson. The question on my mind today is why do girls dig musicians? Even in the 19th century the great pianist franz liszt had girls fainting at his recitals beatles-style. girls would fight over his used cigar butts and turn his broken piano strings into jewelry. (maybe he just struck a chord with them? On another note. i've decided to name my nipples anfer and alex. the christening is tomorrow. Posted by Morty @ 9:10 AM. Somewhere out the...
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KCTW: December 2005
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Sunday, December 18, 2005. Christmas is Here, Miyagi is Dead, and The Future. Here are the people I think about when Christmas rolls around each year:. But now I have to add yet another name to that list .Pat Morita (Mr. Miyagi). I heard he was dead. I could go on and on about him and his exciting life, but I only want to give you two Morita tidbits. Here is something righteous:. 1) #1 whiffle ball player in the country. 2) Get a new Mongoose bike. They are the best bikes. 5) By 30, I want to be married ...
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Shockingly Uninteresting!: May 2005
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Tuesday, May 31, 2005. Tell me of thine eyes. And I will tell thee of thy heart. Tell me of thy feet. And I will tell thee of thy hands. Tell me of they sleeping. And I will tell thee of they waking. Tell me of thy desires. And I will tell thee of thy need. Posted by Christy at 1:27 PM. Thursday, May 26, 2005. What do you despise? By this you are truly known. Posted by Christy at 1:14 PM. Wednesday, May 25, 2005. I am a prophet and a seer. Posted by Christy at 1:50 PM. Wednesday, May 18, 2005. And now th...
