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Apples & Moustaches: June 2010
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Because nothing says "What the fuck? Like an apple with a moustache. Thursday, June 3, 2010. Our favorite fuckhole was interviewed on Sirius yesterday, here are a few highlights:. On his role in the offense last year:. I don’t feel like last year, I wasn’t a priority in the game plan and I was almost so much told that last year. That’s just not how it’s gonna be.". Correct me if I'm wrong here, but is that the world's first quadruple. 1 Speed / separation. 5 Speaking / thinking. Jericho, you're gonna hav...
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Apples & Moustaches: July 2011
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Because nothing says "What the fuck? Like an apple with a moustache. Monday, July 18, 2011. Damn you's a sexy fish. The cover of Details magazine this month has a picture of Shia LaBeouf with the headline ‘Hollywood’s Last Bad Boy’. I’ve tried to finish this sentence 10 times with a joke. But nothing worked. Finally Jericho pointed out that the first sentence is the joke. So there you have it. Oh yeah, follow us on Twitter @rickreilyisgay. Labels: who cares we just want to see them naked. HBO reality spo...
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Apples & Moustaches: January 2013
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Because nothing says "What the fuck? Like an apple with a moustache. Friday, January 18, 2013. Every year, without fail, it happens. Some dude on Facebook posts something along the lines of “When is football going to be over? Sheesh.” That guy is a gigantic pussy. FYI. Thursday, January 17, 2013. Three thoughts on the Fiscal Cliff. 8220;John, will you bring me that basket? 8221; “Ha. Nice try, human wife. Next question.”. Didn’t the country just tell the government what it wanted and the government...
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Apples & Moustaches: May 2012
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Because nothing says "What the fuck? Like an apple with a moustache. Wednesday, May 30, 2012. Today Magglio Ordonez of the Detroit Tigers announced his retirement. My brother sent me the link and asked if I too should announce my retirement from A&M. What a terrible thought. But totally valid based on our lack of posting. What the hell happened to us? What a depressing thought. Hey, Jericho, let’s get on it buddy. We got a room full of pretentious writers to offend. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). 3 We are W...
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Apples & Moustaches: Like clockwork.
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Because nothing says "What the fuck? Like an apple with a moustache. Friday, January 18, 2013. Every year, without fail, it happens. Some dude on Facebook posts something along the lines of “When is football going to be over? Sheesh.” That guy is a gigantic pussy. FYI. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). We are Apples and Moustaches. 1 Magglio is the handsome one. Jericho is the angry one. 5 Magglio once tried to eat a large Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Pizza from Pizza Hut in one hour. He came up half a ...
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Apples & Moustaches: April 2012
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Because nothing says "What the fuck? Like an apple with a moustache. Wednesday, April 4, 2012. Ain't that a bitch. I work with a mega bitch. Everyone works with a mega bitch but this. Bitch is the mega bitch of all bitches. This bitch is fucking. Mythological. She does shit that would make Zeus say, “shit, that’s. Fucked. I turned into a swan and raped a bitch once and even I. Wouldn’t even do half the shit that bitch does.”. The following exchange actually happened on the phone a few days ago:. 3 We are...
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Apples & Moustaches: September 2010
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Because nothing says "What the fuck? Like an apple with a moustache. Wednesday, September 22, 2010. By Magglio and Jericho. Yesterday across the bottom line there was a line item that the Jags picked up Todd Bouman at QB. Seriously? Wade Phillips should be fired right now. Seriously. No need to wait until after they get embarrassed in Houston. Just fire the lifeless bastard right now. Anyone know his phone number? I’m happy to make the call personally. This is the truth. They’re playing lock do...Big Eas...
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Apples & Moustaches: Super Weak.
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Because nothing says "What the fuck? Like an apple with a moustache. Tuesday, February 5, 2013. Got a text from Scrot today. It said “There are millions of fans in pain from the 49er game who are looking to A&M for answers.” Not sure I have any answers. Or can say anything to help. But at the very least I can muster the strength to type a few thoughts on a fucking brutal Super Bowl. Ten thoughts on a “fist in the ass” Super Bowl Sunday:. Colin Kaepernick is the real fucking deal. He threw passes on a...
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Apples & Moustaches: September 2011
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Because nothing says "What the fuck? Like an apple with a moustache. Thursday, September 8, 2011. Chubby bitches love me. By Magglio and Jericho. The single greatest shirt to wear to a frat party would say, "chubby bitches love me." That would be a massive success on all levels. These are the things you think of when you're baby is screaming at 3am. At least he’s A-Rod. Who the fuck is this guy? I’m addicted to reading the comments on cnn.com stories even though they are written by the dumbest ...Jim Irs...
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Apples & Moustaches: Three thoughts on the Fiscal Cliff
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Because nothing says "What the fuck? Like an apple with a moustache. Thursday, January 17, 2013. Three thoughts on the Fiscal Cliff. The word “cliff” is fantastic and I think we should use it to describe everyday problems. Right now I’m facing a hunger cliff. In a few hours, I’ll be at a Racer 5 cliff. Two days ago I almost fell off a pussy cliff. This has potential. 8220;John, will you bring me that basket? 8221; “Ha. Nice try, human wife. Next question.”. Am I wrong here, human readers? 2 We’re d...
