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The Wet Noodle™: Less is more.
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Saturday, September 03, 2011. In recent weeks I've stumbled across a number of articles dealing with one of my favourite pastimes, the creature feature; the articles in question wondered aloud whether or not CGI monsters are as scary as the old-fashioned man-in-a-suit. One such article, written by the folks over at @denofgeek. Argued that no, they probably are not. And in a quasi-response to that article the people over at @moviesdotcom. In a sense underpinned that conclusion. Manage raise a few shackles.
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The Wet Noodle™: Two For One Euro.
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Tuesday, March 15, 2011. Two For One Euro. Well done, I said, struggling to find something, anything to say. Thank you, you said, turning to me and smiling. There was a respectful (or nervous) two or three feet between us but still it was quite clear that you had the bluest eyes I had ever seen. Several elevated heartbeats of silence followed before I spoke again. They’re a hassle, aren’t they? You just nodded, smiled, lifted your camera to your left eye and snapped a few shots. Two for one euro? I just ...
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The Wet Noodle™: A Matter Of Time.
http://thewetnoodle.blogspot.com/2011/02/matter-of-time_09.html
Wednesday, February 09, 2011. A Matter Of Time. You’re going to steal a time machine? Lily asked, shaking her head as if trying to dislodge the cobwebs of Felix’ twisted logic from the nooks and crannies of her mind. No no, Felix said. Geez, Lil. You’re being so linear! Explain it to me again, then. A time traveller’s life bends and twists all over the place like. like a deflating balloon flying through the room. I know. But it’d be great, right? You think you’ll be a time traveller, one day? He’d been e...
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The Wet Noodle™: Devolution.
http://thewetnoodle.blogspot.com/2010/11/devolution.html
Sunday, November 21, 2010. You'd think that as you get older, you'd (by definition) get more experienced at life and living and consequently also get wiser, more discerning in your tastes and, god forbid, more articulate and literate. I've found this to be not so. What I suppose it is, is raging apathy; a (subconscious? Avoidance of anything that requires a more than average amount if exertion of any kind, in this case cerebral. I think Mumford and Sons said it best in their song 'I Gave You All':. I can...
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The Wet Noodle™: Infinite density.
http://thewetnoodle.blogspot.com/2011/09/infinite-density.html
Wednesday, September 07, 2011. A number of years ago I was leisurely strolling through a museum, glancing at paintings, knowledgeably reading the descriptions, attempting to look more cultured that I really am; you know, the usual. My memory is vague on which museum this might have been but I do remember the people I was there with, which places this particular anecdote in the Louvre in Paris, a few days before New Years 2007. And thirdly, finally, and most bafflingly, I then realised with startling clar...
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The Wet Noodle™: Films.
http://thewetnoodle.blogspot.com/2008/11/films.html
Sunday, November 30, 2008. 1183 - Jan. 29th:. A 72 out of 100. 1182 - Jan. 28th:. A 90 out of 100. 1181 - Jan. 28th:. An 81 out of 100. 1180 - Jan. 27th:. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. A 85 out of 100. 1179 - Jan. 24th:. An 82 out of 100. 1178 - Jan. 22th:. A 75 out of 100. 1177 - Jan. 20th:. A 78 out of 100. 1176 - Jan. 19th:. An 80 out of 100. 1175 - Jan. 19th:. A 77 out of 100. 1174 - Jan. 18th:. A 68 out of 100. 1173 - Jan. 17th:. A 71 out of 100. 1172 - Jan. 15th:. A 69 out of 100. A 62 out of 100.
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The Wet Noodle™: Ineptitude.
http://thewetnoodle.blogspot.com/2010/04/ineptitude.html
Wednesday, April 07, 2010. This was the result:. Not bad, right? Posted by Martin at 21:43. Especially considering the conditions you shot it under. Nicely done sir, nicely done :). Knowing you risked your life for us, by taking that photo, makes you awesome. On behalf of everyone, I thank you. I'm not who I say I am, and I have the papers to prove it. View my complete profile. International π day. Old people dont need companionship. They need to. Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire.
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The Wet Noodle™: Philosophy 101.
http://thewetnoodle.blogspot.com/2010/04/philosophy-101.html
Wednesday, April 14, 2010. Happiness, however elusive a concept it may be to describe, is something we all know and strive for in life. We are expected to be happy; society tells us we should. However, ask anyone whether or not they are genuinely happy right now and chances are the answer will be a shrug and a ‘Yeah, sure.’ Very few will respond with a heartfelt ‘Yes! Are we incapable of being truly happy in this very moment? Posted by Martin at 12:18. View my complete profile. International π day.
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The Wet Noodle™: Legend has it...
http://thewetnoodle.blogspot.com/2011/08/legend-has-it.html
Friday, August 12, 2011. That if you go to Japan and travel even further east you will find an old man living on the coast just 40 miles east of Tokyo. If you give this man half a million dollars or something of equal value he will agree to take you to an island just off the coast that can't be found on any map. Posted by Martin at 00:39. I'm not who I say I am, and I have the papers to prove it. View my complete profile. Two For One Euro. A Matter Of Time.
