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Dancing On These Changes: April 2010

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Dancing On These Changes. The relational difference between states of being. Thursday, April 29, 2010. Allow me to perform a quick recap of the past few years of my life. 2008 sounds like a fine place to begin. Thought process: "I bet getting drunk everyday would be a stellar idea. Maybe I should try to engage in the most idiotic activities imaginable and see what happens. Consequences? Thought Process: "Oh my god, am I going to be hungover for the entirety of 2009 in order to make up for 2008?

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LustMongers | A Blog About Sex, Pop Culture and Other Confusing Things: October 2010

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How Do I Work This? Planet of the MILFs. Sex in the Workplace. We Like to Watch. Follow me on Twitter. Guest Post: Treasure Down Under. The parade of awesome female guest bloggers continues. This week, it's the scintillating and verbally dextrous Zia. Who turned down my every request that she use my face as her personal sofa, but did. Offer up the following post. After reading it, I want her even more. When you think about all the things we name, you start to wonder: why do we do it? 8212;a name that&#82...

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Kazoo: September 2011

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Thursday, September 29, 2011. Standard disclaimer, blah blah blah*. I haff not forgot how you ruin my life! I am here to ruin yours! 1 I don't know where dude is supposed to be from, but whatever. 2. I'm not sure how killing his bitch of a wife was ruining.anything, really, except maybe her hairdo? What do you mean? Asked Victor. (Super smart, this one, no? I am going to kill your family one by one and I'm going to make you vatch them die! Then I vill kill you! Screamed Kathryn (as one does). Royal dropp...

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Kazoo: July 2011

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Sunday, July 10, 2011. Nicotine Withdrawal Will Turn You Into a Monster. A Sobbing, Screaming, Snotty, Raging Monster. Like the Krakken, But More Than That. I decided it was a good time to get out of the kitchen. Because that's where I keep the knives. Wednesday, July 6, 2011. Wanna hear about different methods of drying your lumber? Because I know some. Today I stood on top of a lumber mill (its really hot up there), inspected a rendering plant (reinforces vegetarianism), and inspected a wood chipping p...

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Kazoo: December 2011

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Thursday, December 29, 2011. 1996 On the surface, it seems like I was boy crazy but I think my one true love at this time may have been myself. 14 year old Megs (almost 15! M is MC this guy I really like (I liked a boy. Shocking! We could have an interesting relationship (maybe people didn't want to date me because I talked about 'interesting' and 'mutually satisfying' relationships? I mean, some people can predict me, but not people that I am not really close to (I.okay? Tuesday, December 20, 2011.

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Kazoo: January 2012

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Monday, January 23, 2012. You know how you sometimes catch yourself thinking, wow, my life is really awesome? And then the next day all the little things start to pile up to the point that you wish you never got out of bed? So have you ever had one of those days where you get up super early to get to a meeting that is supposed to be before 8:00 in a town about an hour away only to get there and discover that due to poor reading comprehension skills you are actually there 4 hours early? Or is that just me?

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Kazoo

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Thursday, January 16, 2014. I'm trying to manage expectations. By setting the bar so low you might actually get the kid taken away right after you get it adopted? I'm pretty lucky there doesn't appear to be much of a psychological evaluation involved in this process. I don't know that my prospective children are all that lucky there doesn't appear to be much of a psychological evaluation, but whatever. I will be the boss of them anyway. January 17, 2014 at 2:00 PM. January 17, 2014 at 2:02 PM. A Tale of ...

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Kazoo: It's not a plague of locusts or anything, but good grief

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Thursday, May 24, 2012. It's not a plague of locusts or anything, but good grief. Minus 12 billion hotness points, Old Person! Ashley, The Accidental Olympian. May 25, 2012 at 11:17 AM. May 26, 2012 at 5:35 PM. Now, it seems to be growing back in, so I have a constant halo of fine hair thats about 2 inches long all the way around my head when I try to wear a ponytail. Its a really attractive. May 29, 2012 at 8:17 PM. Also, youre hot even with a bald spot. So there. May 29, 2012 at 8:18 PM. Last Night in ...