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Alma's Blog: Who on Earth am I?
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Who on Earth am I? Who on Earth am I? So, you found your way to my blog and for that I congratulate and thank you. I created this blog as a place to vent and to ask questions so any feedback is always welcome. Your average 40 something lady traipsing through life with the goal of achieving a perfect marriage, being a perfect mother, having a perfect company.you get the picture. I have clearly not achieved perfection in any of these things but I am jolly well going to carry on trying. But have many versio...
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Alma's Blog: November 2011
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Who on Earth am I? Sunday, November 20, 2011. Makes You Think, Doesn’t It? The Alien’s plea for a Blackberry in order to make her life whole has not waned since I wrote about it here. The Alien still does not have a Facebook account so, when I read this little piece she had written, I took a look at myself. Was she suggesting something? Am I a neglectful wife and mother? Modern Times – guest blog by the Alien. Your daily dose of exercise is poking people? Now you have to talk face-to-face! You don’...
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Alma's Blog: Traffic Chaos in the Sky
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Who on Earth am I? Sunday, October 17, 2010. Traffic Chaos in the Sky. It happens every year round about this time. After a good rainfall, the sun comes out and warms the earth. Out come the flying ants from the numerous homes that they have in our garden (rent free). Within minutes of them making their mass exit, the sky above our house resembles the N1 in Joburg during rush hour. Little brown birds – so tiny and timid they made me think more of kids on tricycles. Or those plastic, black motorbikes.
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Alma's Blog: Gladys-the Iron Gladiator
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Who on Earth am I? Tuesday, January 11, 2011. Today is one of my favourite days of the year. It is the day that Gladys comes back from her annual leave. Gladys is the Superwoman who comes to our home twice a week to do all the jobs that I hate; cleaning bathrooms, loos, floors and most importantly – ironing. And what’s with those pleats at the back of men’s shirts? How far down the shirt are you supposed to iron the crease? I am sure that most of you will agree that housework is a thankless, tedious, nev...
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Alma's Blog: Change of Address
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Who on Earth am I? Sunday, August 12, 2012. So after having loads of fun playing on this Blog site - I have been told to grow up. I love this sandpit! Some very bossy people told me that it is time that I migrate my blog on to Wordpress together with my new website. They were so intimidating and scary I eventually capitulated. So, dear readers, you can continue to follow Alma's Blog at its new address http:/ outsourcedcommunications.co.za/almas-blog/. I have not gone to ground, I have moved (Dumb dog!
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Alma's Blog: February 2012
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Who on Earth am I? Wednesday, February 22, 2012. Modern Housewife Skills as per the Glug-Glug Wine Club. Talk around the Glug-Glug Wine Club dinner table each month always somehow turns to matters of the home. Now you would think that we had more interesting things to talk about but discussing irons and clothes pegs is actually very enlightening. It highlights just how stressful it is to run a home and the high level of skills required to do so successfully. To rinse or not to rinse before packing in?
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Alma's Blog: An open letter to the creators of the teenage female aliens.
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Who on Earth am I? Wednesday, July 21, 2010. An open letter to the creators of the teenage female aliens. Before anyone gets all huffy with me – let me say that I love and adore my daughter with all my heart. She is the most important part of my life and that is why I can say what I say without any guilt or fear of a call from Child Protection Services. If you do not have a teenage daughter – this could alarm you. I feel obliged to warn you in advance. Sensitive readers should turn away now. So, to the f...
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Alma's Blog: It’s Squishing Season!
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Who on Earth am I? Tuesday, October 12, 2010. It’s Squishing Season! October is Breast Cancer awareness month. Yes, you have been bombarded with pink ribbons and pink just isn’t your colour, Sweetie Darling, but are you getting the message? What would I know, I hear you ask? I am on the right side of 45 (just) so, at a push, have had probably 1 mammogram so far? No such luck. Let me explain my history. Stop yawning, I haven’t started yet! Both had hearts of gold and so much love to give. Why do they have...
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Alma's Blog: When things go Pear Shaped
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Who on Earth am I? Tuesday, May 18, 2010. When things go Pear Shaped. Ever noticed how things seem to go pear-shaped at the same time? To exacerbate my bad mood, I have called 2 companies and I am still waiting for someone to pitch up. What’s with that? Everyone moans that business is so bad and yet when you offer them some business (no matter how begrudgingly) they could not be bothered. Who said chivalry was dead? What my dear husband has also graciously shared with me this week is his cold. Let me...
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Alma's Blog: A recipe shared...
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Who on Earth am I? Thursday, January 26, 2012. The other day I added a sparkly, dazzling, disco-like button to my blog.I'll wait while you look. Seen it? Okay - let's continue. This button, when clicked, will take you to a blog called "No, Really, you can eat it" (yes, really) where Melanie shares recipes and all sorts of interesting stuff. Here is the recipe. Enjoy! Http:/ noreallyyoucaneatit.blogspot.com/2012/01/i-dont-like-mondays 23.html. January 26, 2012 at 2:48 PM. I cant see the button? Place in a...
