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                                        An Open Letter To Matt Groening | Sam Hates Everything
                                        https://samhateseverything.com/2014/10/02/an-open-letter-to-matt-groening
                                        The Best of The Bad Years. The Best of The Bad Years. October 2, 2014 /. An Open Letter To Matt Groening. I was conceived and eventually born in one of history’s most important years: 1987. Although nothing particularly important happened on my actual. The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular,. But I digress;. I know Matt, I know, of course you aren’t. Marge vs. The Monorail –. Long on the series, his contribution (along with that of people like John Swartzwelder and Josh Weinstein) before leaving for. 
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        The Facebook Incident – Part One | Sam Hates Everything
                                        https://samhateseverything.com/2010/02/22/the-facebook-incident-part-one
                                        The Best of The Bad Years. The Best of The Bad Years. February 22, 2010 /. The Facebook Incident – Part One. This is a story of a man and a woman. Pretty basic… or so it seemed. There’ll be some ups (though there never was for the man in question, if you catch my drift) and downs, but to protect the names of the not-so-innocent I’ll be giving everyone involved an alias or blurring names and faces in screenshots. The Facebook Incident – Part One – A Man and a Woman…. Oh right” kind of conversations. At th...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        Eat My Shorts – The Leavers. | Sam Hates Everything
                                        https://samhateseverything.com/2015/01/14/eat-my-shorts-the-chair-leavers
                                        The Best of The Bad Years. The Best of The Bad Years. January 14, 2015 /. Eat My Shorts – The Leavers. In an effort to rein in my spiralling word counts and write some disposable pieces that are simultaneously quicker to read for you and quicker to write for me, I have devised this half-length solution. Bon appetit. Judge not lest ye be judged. The scale of right to wrong is weighted differently in the mind of every individual. Though I think we can all agree, if you’re willing to call coun...8220;You ma...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        The Archive | Sam Hates Everything
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                                        The Best of The Bad Years. The Best of The Bad Years. So much hate, so much time to read…. 8212;————————————————————————————————————————————————–. 8212;————————————————————————————————————————————————–. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email. 
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        Hospitality Sucks – Edition UNO: Ordering | Sam Hates Everything
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                                        The Best of The Bad Years. The Best of The Bad Years. February 14, 2011 /. Hospitality Sucks – Edition UNO: Ordering. Let’s be honest – hospitality is a terrible industry. It puts a vice-grip on your soul and slowly pulverises it into a fine sandy mist. The same kind of mist your friends see in-lieu of your physical being when you aren’t at a party, because you’re at work. To act towards others. Work is work though and it’s still awful. Today’s Edition – Ordering. I don’t want to have to ask you 15...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        The Best of The Bad Years | Sam Hates Everything
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                                        The Best of The Bad Years. The Best of The Bad Years. The Best of The Bad Years. 8220;Because every hit show has some bad seasons.”. Editorial quality of these posts is not guaranteed, although I have made some adjustments. I don’t necessarily stand by many of the opinions I held in my ignorant early-20s. If anything, the archival stuff provides a vaguely interesting timeline of how I’ve improved as a writer. If you’re into stuff like that. Enjoy, or don’t. I Hate Current Affairs Shows. I Hate Bad Texters. 
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        A Letter to Coca-Cola | Sam Hates Everything
                                        https://samhateseverything.com/2011/11/07/a-letter-to-coca-cola
                                        The Best of The Bad Years. The Best of The Bad Years. November 7, 2011 /. A Letter to Coca-Cola. Bill Cosby gets paid for the darnedest things. Here’s a long existing product – and here’s a relatively new social networking phenomenon. How do you combine the two? Do some semi-creative work in Photoshop, and voila! All of a sudden you’re printing the most popular of contemporary Australian names on one side of each bottle! They post it on Facebook, then tag them in it. That’s fine. Because what y...My name...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        I Hate Body Mods | Sam Hates Everything
                                        https://samhateseverything.com/2011/06/14/i-hate-mods
                                        The Best of The Bad Years. The Best of The Bad Years. June 14, 2011 /. I Hate Body Mods. What better way to coach future generations against making bad life decisions, than by getting a shitty tattoo or piercing you’re going to regret within a future age bracket? I think not. Why not make a bad decision permanent, and get ink injected into your skin today! Have fun explaining why the now-withered half-naked rock chick on your arm was a good idea. Be the case. They should. Sure, you can get them burned of...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        Sequels. | Sam Hates Everything
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                                        The Best of The Bad Years. The Best of The Bad Years. June 22, 2015 /. Remember the time Arnold Schwarzenegger was lowered into a vat of hot lava, giving a touching 90’s thumbs-up to a suitably 90’s John Connor? What about Ripley, the female flame-throwing alien ass-kicker? Biggie’s ‘Life After Death’. Zeppelin II. “Get a good job that pays good money”. From Russia With Love. Your girlfriend. Second-chance draws are not simply the domain of a deranged gambler in a constant struggle to win against stacked...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        No Your. | Sam Hates Everything
                                        https://samhateseverything.com/2014/03/10/noyour
                                        The Best of The Bad Years. The Best of The Bad Years. March 10, 2014 /. I can tell you who’s not ‘having a bloody good time’. These are but three of them. And while the shit in the ‘hit’ radio team is obviously Kyle, you know how the old saying goes: there’s no. In team. Similarly, please allow me to politely inform you that there is. A ‘ you. 8216; in ‘ you’re’. As there are connections. It’s one extra letter people. COME ON! I talk about technology alot, but the simple fact is we’ve got less excu...
                                     
                         
                            
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