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Pigskin Palooza: October 2009
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Oct 28, 2009. Martashlix Barchiones, Zero Bars, sideline dogs, Brangelina at Jen’s house, Dolly, Kenny, one slightly tainted candy apple, and lots of laxatives. Speaking of the swine flu, best line of the week goes to the older guy (60-ish) sitting next to me at the game. Mid-fourth quarter, he sneezes. I give him the obligatory, “. 8221; and follow it up with, “. Hope that’s not the swine flu. 8221; He says, “. Nah, I haven’t slept with a pig in a long time…… I’m divorced. For the Texans, here’s a...
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Pigskin Palooza: September 2012
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Sep 9, 2012. Suri Cruise, Gangnam Style, Real World Chicago, Ric Flair, Rachel Starr, Minka Kelly, a Sexy Pick, a Full Bodied Merlot, Anal Fissures and Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! Video Where in the hell is a Level 6 Thetan when a girl needs one? Commissioner Roger Goodell suspended Saints head coach Sean Payton, former Saints now St Louis Rams defensive coordinator Gregg Williams, and three-fourths of the people living in the French Quarter in conjunction with the Bounty Scandal. Chad Johnson was on H...
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Pigskin Palooza: October 2008
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Oct 29, 2008. Waiting on a chicken bowl, Farewell Tours, Staph Infections, Cloris Leachman, the Wheelbarrow, the FUPA, and a freaky albino. Followed by an uncomfortable three-way with Bill Maher and Al Franken and I’d do it if I had to do it to get one. Okay, maybe I wouldn’t make it through the live taping but I’d at least try. Oh good God man, get control of yourself! Here, I’ll turn on the radio for a distraction…. Who wants a repeat of the Carter years? Come over for dinner? 8230;(8 minutes later).
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Pigskin Palooza: September 2011
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Sep 21, 2011. Roasted Sheen, Chocolatey Achilles, Bob Seger, Pimento Loaf, Homeless Hooker Night, iCarly in a Bikini, Jodi Foster, Big Momma and a Sphincter Full of Limes. So I'm flipping channels during a commercial break in the Giants-Rams game on Monday night and I never went back to the game. Why? It was hosted by Seth MacFarland and included a dais of Mike Tyson, William Shatner, Jon Lovitz, a few C-level comics, some chick who used to be on Grey's Anatomy. I learned that I still LOVE these Comedy C...
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Pigskin Palooza: Paradise Plunge, a Rolling Dumpster Fire, The Dirt Squirrel Defense, Zoe the SeaGal, John Travolta, Capt Munnerlyn, Lee Corso, Michael Corleone, and a Curly Hair in your Lentil Soup
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Sep 2, 2013. Paradise Plunge, a Rolling Dumpster Fire, The Dirt Squirrel Defense, Zoe the SeaGal, John Travolta, Capt Munnerlyn, Lee Corso, Michael Corleone, and a Curly Hair in your Lentil Soup. So I was with the family at Kings Island’s Soak City water park today. My oldest daughter and I wait in line for one of the water slides and after about fifteen minutes with the sun beating down on us, we’re finally to the top of the platform and ready to go down Paradise Plunge. It’s during that ten minut...
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Pigskin Palooza: October 2010
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Oct 27, 2010. Helmet to Helmet, the Undead, Joan Rivers, Rookie Nookie, Yo Gabba Gabba, a Busey-Trump Lovechild, Crunch Bars, Reese Cups, and Wonder WoMan. Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! Is it okay on running plays but not on passing plays? Is it okay for an offensive player to pull a Hines Ward on Keith Rivers cheap shot but not the other way around? Is it okay for a fullback to coco-butt a linebacker in the hole? And what if, God forbid, one of them doesn’t get up? Being ...
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Pigskin Palooza: August 2013
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Aug 13, 2013. The Return is Near. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Return is Near. Picture Window template. Powered by Blogger.
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Pigskin Palooza: September 2010
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Sep 30, 2010. Delayed Gratification, Leno Palmer, Lady Ticklers, an NFL penalty box, a Salting, 3 not-so-subtle Mad Men references and a message from Leif Garrett. No problem, that just means it’ll be sweeter when they finally do make it. No raise this year at work? No worries, that just means I’ll appreciate the extra money more when I finally do get one. No ointment left in the bottle for my rash? Football Night in America. Storming the set and abruptly and angrily removing him from the set and into a ...
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Pigskin Palooza: November 2008
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Nov 26, 2008. Equal Time to discuss gravy, turkey, bird on bird violence, Andy Rooney, Gary Coleman, Black Caesar, and Al Davis' last wishes. So what exactly is this Fairness Doctrine? Effectively, this put the Fairness Doctrine on a dusty shelf in the cellar right in between the National Prohibition Act and the Sedition Act. Now, on with the matchups…. Nothing says “Thanks” like an 0-12 start. Pass the gravy, Detroit. Counterpoint: The senseless and cruel killing of turkeys this time of year for our own...
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Pigskin Palooza: November 2010
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Nov 24, 2010. Giving Thanks, WKRP, the AMAs, WIlford Brimley, Stormtroopers, the USC Song Girls, Gus Johnson and a Parking Fail. This Thanksgiving, I’m most thankful for:. Now if you would, please pass the gravy and. Bring on the Matchups! I know that was lame but my pal Johnny B. was drunk the other night and offered me five dollars for each mention of a Thanksgiving Day food on the blog this week, so I figured I’d get it out of the way early. Johnny, you owe me thirty dollars.). Pick: Patriots, 31-20.