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August | 2013 | Blue Collar Mamma
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Taking on the world one cup of coffee at a time. Writer’s Block Can Suck It. August 26, 2013. It seems like over the course of the past 2 months, every time I’ve opened WordPress my brain has been cock-blocked. I’ll click on “Add New Post” and get as far as writing a title and then…nothing. There was one day where I got about 2 paragraphs in on a Secular Whatever-the-F* *-Day-it-is Silliness post. It was gonna be a good one about the Prancercise Goddess. I tell myself things like, “When I see my na...
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May | 2013 | Blue Collar Mamma
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Taking on the world one cup of coffee at a time. I Don’t Have A Real Job. May 8, 2013. Being Blue Collar Mamma. It means unclogging the toilet every day, twice a day. That’s 14 times a week. Sometimes it takes 2 minutes, other times 10 to 15 minutes. So on average, I spend at least an hour a week, 4 hours a month, 48 hours a year plunging a toilet. It means having to know where everyone’s shit is at all times. Haven’t seen it in months? Didn’t see where the owner of the thing put it? It means being the p...
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April | 2014 | Blue Collar Mamma
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Taking on the world one cup of coffee at a time. April 7, 2014. I’m still alive! And so are you! OK, now let’s move on. Yesterday was the anniversary of Mr. Blue Collar and me deciding to put up with each other’s shit for the foreseeable future. We’ve put up with each other for 14 years now. And we’ve also decided to bring a third person onto our relationship…Uncle Sam! That’s right, I’m hopping back on the grid and gettin’ hitched to my main squeeze next year. This one showed up on 9 of the lists. I tri...
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I Don’t Have A Real Job | Blue Collar Mamma
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Taking on the world one cup of coffee at a time. I Don’t Have A Real Job. Being Blue Collar Mamma. It means unclogging the toilet every day, twice a day. That’s 14 times a week. Sometimes it takes 2 minutes, other times 10 to 15 minutes. So on average, I spend at least an hour a week, 4 hours a month, 48 hours a year plunging a toilet. It means having to know where everyone’s shit is at all times. Haven’t seen it in months? Didn’t see where the owner of the thing put it? It means being the personal assis...
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Testing | Blue Collar Mamma
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Taking on the world one cup of coffee at a time. I updated my wordpress app. Usually “updating an app” is code for “i thought I’d go ahead and mess all my shit up today.”. Anyway, I have to test this shit to see if it still works. Bear with me, fuckers! Here’s a pic of some of my cats to make this experience less unpleasant for you. Also, this. This entry was posted on Friday, January 25th, 2013 at 3:17 am and is filed under Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0.
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Writer’s Block Can Suck It | Blue Collar Mamma
https://bluecollarmamma.wordpress.com/2013/08/26/writers-block-can-suck-it
Taking on the world one cup of coffee at a time. Writer’s Block Can Suck It. It seems like over the course of the past 2 months, every time I’ve opened WordPress my brain has been cock-blocked. I’ll click on “Add New Post” and get as far as writing a title and then…nothing. There was one day where I got about 2 paragraphs in on a Secular Whatever-the-F* *-Day-it-is Silliness post. It was gonna be a good one about the Prancercise Goddess. I tell myself things like, “When I see my name in print, then...
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My Hero | Blue Collar Mamma
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Taking on the world one cup of coffee at a time. Lil Blue and I were having an intense discussion recently (translation: I was arguing with an 11 year old). He insisted he is going to be a super hero when he gets older. I figured he’s 11, so it’s time to talk about the difference between real heros and fictional ones. This entry was posted on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 3:53 pm and is filed under Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. From your own site. You are...
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School Bus Drivers and Matrons Likely to Strike in NYC | Blue Collar Mamma
https://bluecollarmamma.wordpress.com/2013/01/14/school-bus-drivers-and-matrons-likely-to-strike-in-nyc
Taking on the world one cup of coffee at a time. School Bus Drivers and Matrons Likely to Strike in NYC. School bus drivers and matrons in New York City are likely to go on strike this Wednesday. According to Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1181. The city and DOE’s position is that EPPs are illegal so their hands are tied. The city failed to properly fight. The city also asked Gov. Cuomo to veto a bill they had previously supported. 152,000 students will be affected one way or another. Many of those ...
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WTF Is Wrong With My Brain?! | Blue Collar Mamma
https://bluecollarmamma.wordpress.com/2013/02/15/wtf-is-wrong-with-my-brain
Taking on the world one cup of coffee at a time. WTF Is Wrong With My Brain? What I’m about to describe to you, my lovelies, is a dream I had the other night. I must warn you, it is full of “huh? 8221; and “what the hell is wrong with you? 8221; moments. It’s not x-rated or anything, so you prudes don’t have to worry. Jolie invites us in, and i remember feeling instantly disgusted by everything. My face looked like this. Liberace didn’t have shit on them. What you put in your backyard? So I land in the p...
