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If You Give a Mom a Coffee | Nursing & Cursing

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Changing the world, one diaper at a time. If You Give a Mom a Coffee. February 5, 2016. February 5, 2016. Nursing & Cursing. If you give a mom a coffee. She’s going to ask if you’re an angel from Heaven or a vivid hallucination caused by sleep deprivation. When you give her a gaping blank stare. She’ll probably yell “Oh my god we’re LATE! When she’s finished her coffee. It’s only because she has been interrupted 14 times and called it quits at 4 gulps. When she looks in the hamper. She’ll flop on top.

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Mommy Mad Libs: Ali | Nursing & Cursing

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Changing the world, one diaper at a time. Mommy Mad Libs: Ali. March 8, 2015. March 8, 2015. Nursing & Cursing. I always thought that having a baby would be amazing. From what I had seen from my friend’s profiles, I figured it was a lot of playing hipster dress-up. I was totally wrong. First of all my existence. Felt like it had a purpose. And I couldn’t tell if I would ever go to Ross. Again After labor I really wanted a chocolate cake. An it felt so good to finally binge on sugar. I got a lot of shit.

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Lady and the Tramp Stamp | Nursing & Cursing

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Changing the world, one diaper at a time. Lady and the Tramp Stamp. January 21, 2016. January 25, 2016. Nursing & Cursing. 6 Ways my Kids are like my Shitty Tattoos. Sometimes I look at them and I’m like why? I looked way better in a bikini before I got them. Oh well! I am talking about kids and tattoos: both permanently disfiguring and not exactly like you imagined…You guys were right, that last one did come out kinda weird. My baby and my tramp stamp. Aww. 1) Great Idea when You are Drunk. In moments o...

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Mommy Mad Libs: Christine | Nursing & Cursing

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Changing the world, one diaper at a time. Mommy Mad Libs: Christine. March 8, 2015. Nursing & Cursing. I always thought that having a baby would be HEAVEN ON EARTH. From what I had seen from my friend’s profiles, I figured it was a lot of LOVIN AND BLISS. I was totally IN OVER MY HEAD. First of all my asshole. Felt like it had been ripped open. And I couldn’t tell if I would ever have a solid poop. Again After labor I really wanted a CRISPY RICE SPICY TUNA ROLL. I took a lot of PICTURES. You are commenti...

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The Momternship | Nursing & Cursing

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Changing the world, one diaper at a time. April 14, 2016. April 14, 2016. Nursing & Cursing. Every time I hear someone say Motherhood is the toughest job you will ever love! Not only do you not need any experience AT ALL to be a mom, but it is actually. That you don’t know the first thing about giving birth and/or raising children before you get started! The ideal candidate for first time mother is totally enthusiastic and completely clueless. You’ll see why after your first day! This gig is literally ev...

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Help with Bottle Weaning! | Nursing & Cursing

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Changing the world, one diaper at a time. Help with Bottle Weaning! March 29, 2016. March 29, 2016. Nursing & Cursing. Quick Question for all the First Time Babies (FTBs! Is it time to wean her from the bottle and how should I do it? When I first brought her home from the hospital, it was very intense and overwhelming! It seemed like she was constantly crying. The slightest thing seemed to set her off! Well, the blogs all said that a routine was key! To the settled and smiley mother I knew she could be!

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F*ck the Swear Jar | Nursing & Cursing

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Changing the world, one diaper at a time. F*ck the Swear Jar. December 14, 2015. April 21, 2016. Nursing & Cursing. 5 Reasons I don’t Give an Eff about Swearing in front of my Kids. Artwork by Wylder Levkoff, Age 8. Three years ago, my husband made a unilateral promise to our kids: each time he or I swore, we would put a quarter in the Swear Jar. If and when the jar filled up, the money would be theirs. First of all: WTF. And second of all: are you f*cking kidding me. Soft benefits, baby! Grade math (jus...

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Netflix and Chill vs. Netflix and Children | Nursing & Cursing

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Changing the world, one diaper at a time. Netflix and Chill vs. Netflix and Children. December 2, 2015. December 14, 2015. Nursing & Cursing. Okay, I admit it: For the last year or so, I thought I was doing Netflix and Chill, when all I was doing was queueing up endless episodes of. So that I could take a shit and/or have a totally silent. Moment a sink of two-day-old dishes. Turns out, I was actually doing Netflix and. Which is a totally different thing. A totally different thing. Consider: I don’t need...

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Pay to Play ! | Nursing & Cursing

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Changing the world, one diaper at a time. February 18, 2015. February 18, 2015. Nursing & Cursing. Mommy Mad Libs: Ali. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out.