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Don't call me Ms.: November 2005
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Don't call me Ms. Monday, November 28, 2005. Well, I'm back.sorry for the long absence. I'd like to say I was doing something very important that took up a lot of time, but really I was just being lazy. But I've been tagged by Odderie, so here are the rules, etc. 1 Go into your archives. 2 Find your 23rd post. 3 Post the fifth sentence (or closest to it). 4 Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions. 5 Tag five other people to do the same thing. Posted by lakhawk @ Permalink.
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The Lazy Asian: June 2006
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Friday, June 30, 2006. European condom commercials are generally much more entertaining than American condom commercials. Probably because they can actually talk about sex. Take this one from the Netherlands for example. It features a hot woman in a stewardess uniform - always a guaranteed crowd pleaser. It about the stewardess uniform? Is it the image of authority it conveys? Or maybe it's the image of servitude. Or maybe it's the fact that when she's asks " Beef or chicken? Thursday, June 29, 2006.
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The Lazy Asian: April 2006
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Friday, April 28, 2006. Nothing is more effective at eliciting a reaction than streaking and farting in front of a local television news reporter. And by reaction I mean a very awkward " Oh my goodness. The reporter is shocked but she really shouldn't be. After all, she's on the campus of Western Washington University. I don't know anything about that school, but given it's location - I'm guessing there's not a lot to do besides streaking and farting. Posted by Lazy Asian @ 8:18 AM. We all know it's real...
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The Lazy Asian: July 2006
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Monday, July 31, 2006. Pam Anderson's Wedding Dress Designer. Over the weekend, Pam Anderson married her on-again, off-again boyfriend Kid Rock aboard a yacht in St. Tropez, France. Say what you may - but they really do deserve each other - since they're the only two people in the world that can make a wedding on a yacht in the French Riviera NOT classy. Posted by Lazy Asian @ 12:02 AM. Friday, July 28, 2006. HeadOn: Apply Directly to the Forehead. Posted by Lazy Asian @ 2:32 AM. Thursday, July 27, 2006.
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Don't call me Ms.: January 2006
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Don't call me Ms. Monday, January 30, 2006. The Year of the Dog. Is not off to a great start. Forget everything I've said about horoscopes and fortune cookies before. They are all wrong. My most recent take-out order included this gem, "You will always have good luck in your personal affairs." Who, me? Ok, you can stop rolling around on the floor laughing now, it's really not that. Posted by lakhawk @ Permalink. Saturday, January 28, 2006. Posted by lakhawk @ Permalink. Wednesday, January 18, 2006. What ...
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Don't call me Ms.: September 2005
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Don't call me Ms. Friday, September 09, 2005. I'm almost completely settled in and totally loving my new place. Have I mentioned how much I love living alone? You can always call a friend or find somebody to hang out with when you're lonely, but you just can't kick your roommates out of their own house when you want some quiet time. Posted by lakhawk @ Permalink. Tuesday, September 06, 2005. My younger brother and sister think it's hilarious, and I probably would have liked it when I was a sophomore in c...
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Don't call me Ms.: October 2005
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Don't call me Ms. Wednesday, October 12, 2005. Yeah, probably best to wait. Posted by lakhawk @ Permalink. Monday, October 10, 2005. Today is a 5. After all, tomorrow's gotta be at least a 6. Posted by lakhawk @ Permalink. Saturday, October 08, 2005. Reasons I need a man. 1 I'm spending my Saturday night with Sudoku. 4 I love to cook but hate leftovers. 5 It takes so much time and effort to do your hair and makeup to go to the grocery store, just in case you see a cute guy there. Friday, October 07, 2005.
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Don't call me Ms.: December 2005
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Don't call me Ms. Saturday, December 31, 2005. Beauty and the Geek. Just in case you don't watch the WB and haven't seen the promos for it every 7 minutes. Season 2 of " Beauty and the Geek. Will be starting on January 12! If you missed this summer's Season 1 (*Richard*), you really should check it out. Seriously. It's awesome. It is the only thing I like about Ashton Kutcher, it's that good. Posted by lakhawk @ Permalink. Would someone please explain to me what all the hype is about New Year's Eve?
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Don't call me Ms.: April 2006
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Don't call me Ms. Sunday, April 30, 2006. Posted by lakhawk @ Permalink. Thursday, April 27, 2006. AI: One more goodbye. I'm glad the judges reconsidered their appraisal of Katherine at the top of the show. She was good last night, much better than they gave her credit for. Now on to endless recaps. Yes, Simon was childish and Paula was crazy - we get it. Gee, another lame Ford commercial sung by the remaining finalists. Imagine that. Oooooh, three groups of two:. Middle of the stage: Elliott and Taylor.
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Don't call me Ms.: February 2006
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Don't call me Ms. Thursday, February 23, 2006. American Idol: First 4 Eliminated. First up, a reminder of my picks/predictions:. Kevin and Bobby/Bucky (I can't choose). First group song of the season: Take it Easy. Have I mentioned how much I like Taylor? Becky had the fewest votes? BTW, I don't understand why the people who are eliminated sing one last time, especially in these earlier rounds. They weren't the best, that's why they're leaving. Why do we want to hear them again? I doubt it. His perfo...
