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Tales of Terion: Even Rocks Have a Sense of Humor
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A Collection of Stories and Various Knick-knacks. Thursday, January 20, 2011. Even Rocks Have a Sense of Humor. Thing, Da'vil, I don't sleep with every man that I catch the eye of! Snapped the red-haired sorceress before she stormed away from the trestle table, deliberately upsetting the lunch he'd been thoroughly enjoying. Da'vil Graymare just blinked after her, a little confused by her outburst, but covered it by looking mournfully down at where his plate now rested on the floor by his boots. Da'vil's ...
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Excerpts From Nonexistent Books. Archived Posts from this Category. August 28, 2016. From “The Destruction of Port Royal” by Georgia Rainford. Posted by alexp01 under Excerpt. 8220;We are in position now, Don Exposito.” Juan Ramirez, the captain of the ship, reported. “Port Royal lays before us.”. Excellent,” said Exposito. “Report.”. Detachment estimates that it will require 1000-3000 troops to pacify the city, occupy its fortifications, and turn its docks to our use.”. 8220;What is that, Don Exposito?
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Excerpts From Nonexistent Books. August 24, 2016. From “Miriam Burbage: Alien Midwife” by Dame Miriam Burbage XIV. Posted by alexp01 under Excerpt. The Sisters of Proxima Centauri wore their traditional habits, based on what had been common street wear two hundred years ago. 8220;So, you think you have what it takes to be a midwife? 8220;I do,” said Miriam Burbage, late of 1066 Vowele St., The Integral Article, Surwickshire. 8221; snapped the sister. “And how do you, as a midwife, keep from bei...8220;37...
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Excerpts From Nonexistent Books. August 8, 2015. From “Adrian’s Horror” by Harrod Rarison. Posted by alexp01 under Excerpt. They were always short-staffed at that particular branch of the Hopewell District Library, so it wasn’t unheard of for Mary to enter the building, alone, around 7:30am to open the place up. It was a three-day weekend, so in addition to no fellow staffers to help out at the library desk, no patrons were waiting by the door to be let in when it was unlocked. Like what you see? From &#...
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Excerpts From Nonexistent Books. May 8, 2016. From “Silver Dollar Wish Takeback” by Nina Rosin Abram. Posted by alexp01 under Excerpt. When Billy emerged from the well, his silver dollar in hand, he meant to turn around and throw in the quarter he’d meant to fling in the first place. But a horrifying sight confronted him. The sky was angry red, the buildings were annihilated, and even their ruins covered far less land area than they should have. 8220;Bu…wha…? 8221; Billy stammered. Like what you see?
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Excerpts From Nonexistent Books. Like what you see? Purchase a print or ebook version and be covered in case of sudden internet failure! The print version includes:. 8211; 200 of the best excerpts from 2010-2012, fully revised and edited. 8211; Exclusive rich textual notes for each excerpt. 8211; Detailed, exclusive biographies of each nonexistent author. 8211; Brand-new foreword by the author and introduction by the EFNB editorial staff. Get the Kindle eBook version for only $2.99. Seriously, great job.
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Excerpts From Nonexistent Books. August 25, 2016. From “uBid Master Blacklist Update” by Anonymous. Posted by alexp01 under Excerpt. Banned for repeatedly purchasing items and returning them for a full refund with live hand grenades instead of the original objects. Banned for repeated shipping requests to regions that are pert of the system but have no physical postal address (e.g. Antarctica, the ISS, Point Nemo). Like what you see? August 24, 2016. Posted by alexp01 under Excerpt. 8220;Well, I do know ...
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Resources for Writers | Excerpts From Nonexistent Books
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Excerpts From Nonexistent Books. I’ve had a few people ask where I get my ideas, so here are some of the tools I use. Ordinarily I look for things in everyday life or in the news that seem like they could be the basis for a good story, but that doesn’t always work out. 8211; A great site filled with generators that will provide plot prompts. Spit out character names. Or do things that are just plain weird and silly. I tend to use the name generator the most often. The NaNoWriMo Adoption Society. 8211; On...
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Excerpts From Nonexistent Books. August 9, 2015. From “The Sky Used to be Blue” by Bernard S. Roberts. Posted by alexp01 under Excerpt. Had been, the ISA. Class modular starship, with a detachable spaceplane front end that could lot into an orbital quantum drive section. The Vyeah had been attempting to turn it into an escape vehicle of their own, and its dock was littered with human and alien technology that was in the process of being yanked out, integrated, and otherwise made to work nicely together.