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Grand Theft Auto IV: The best, and worst game ever made? | I Fight Robots
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Just another WordPress.com site. Where do we go from here, and do we really care? English Scientists: All Set to Penetrate the Moon…Hard. →. Grand Theft Auto IV: The best, and worst game ever made? June 9, 2008. I know I promised to shut up about it. But that is because I lied to you. I lied to you. When I wrote this about Grand Theft Auto. Grand Theft Auto IV is a horrible game, and yet I stand by every word of my previous gushing impressions. It is perhaps the single most impressive achievement in ...
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The Ass of the Universe: So you went to Russia and came back with... A Bear!?
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The Ass of the Universe. What information is left after passing through the intestines that are the internet. Saturday, 13 December 2008. So you went to Russia and came back with. A Bear! I know this may not seem an amazing feet to anyone out there, but twenty years ago a man left from the Balkans as a tourist in search of cheaper booze, and returned with a bear. In his fucking communist fucking car (I hope I painted a pretty picture). I could end this right now. 1 A man went to Russia twenty years ago.
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The Ass of the Universe: Defecate Hard
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The Ass of the Universe. What information is left after passing through the intestines that are the internet. Tuesday, 16 December 2008. The extreme sporting event of real men that make all others not so much pale, but more turn a shade of green in comparison. So imaginary, snow border, bungee jumping, danger man, you think your tough? If only you knew. If only you KNEW! Because I am that man. What do you mean? What the fuck is going on? I hear you asking. I was worn out. Worn out by work, life and b...
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The Ass of the Universe: The Internet Ate Pandas and this is What Came Out.
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The Ass of the Universe. What information is left after passing through the intestines that are the internet. Tuesday, 2 December 2008. The Internet Ate Pandas and this is What Came Out. Today we shall explore the most diabolical and awesome application of bullying ever, in human history. As I'm sure you have somehow ascertained it is to do with pandas. Ah Everyone has said everything there is to be said about pandas. Or have they really? Luckily for you I have special Awesome Vision glasses. A post for ...
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The Ass of the Universe: December 2008
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The Ass of the Universe. What information is left after passing through the intestines that are the internet. Tuesday, 16 December 2008. The extreme sporting event of real men that make all others not so much pale, but more turn a shade of green in comparison. So imaginary, snow border, bungee jumping, danger man, you think your tough? If only you knew. If only you KNEW! Because I am that man. What do you mean? What the fuck is going on? I hear you asking. I was worn out. Worn out by work, life and b...
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The Ass of the Universe: March 2009
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The Ass of the Universe. What information is left after passing through the intestines that are the internet. Monday, 2 March 2009. Tales of the Balkans part 2. So one day you were peacefully cruising the internet looking for magical bunnies, a rocket-launcher or whatever the fuck people these days surf the internet for. Somehow, for some reason you came here. For I am too lazy to make a better introduction. Tales of the Balkans. Taking a dump in a minefield. I'm first," you inform with finality. You got...
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The Ass of the Universe: Tales of the Balkans part 2
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The Ass of the Universe. What information is left after passing through the intestines that are the internet. Monday, 2 March 2009. Tales of the Balkans part 2. So one day you were peacefully cruising the internet looking for magical bunnies, a rocket-launcher or whatever the fuck people these days surf the internet for. Somehow, for some reason you came here. For I am too lazy to make a better introduction. Tales of the Balkans. Taking a dump in a minefield. I'm first," you inform with finality. You got...
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The Ass of the Universe: Welcome to the Ass of the Universe. What the fuck are you doing here?
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The Ass of the Universe. What information is left after passing through the intestines that are the internet. Tuesday, 2 December 2008. Welcome to the Ass of the Universe. What the fuck are you doing here? This is not a porn blog about ass. Prepare. After getting a full on face view of what was too stupid to be digested in the small intestine of the internet, you will never be the same. I'm not saying anything here. I'm just ever so slightly implying it. Your face will have turds on it).
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The Ass of the Universe: Tales of the Balkans
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The Ass of the Universe. What information is left after passing through the intestines that are the internet. Saturday, 6 December 2008. Tales of the Balkans. Despite the pseudonym Fortesque I am not British. Neither am I gay. Fortesque is the alternative to using an obscure Eastern European name. Bobsworth is just there for the hell of it. Why am I prattling on? The great and powerful Fortesque, will issue propaganda about how barbaric we are. Field toilets, or Turkish toilets. Oh yes, shit. Washing...