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Mein Google: "PRODUCT PLACEMENT"
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Deconstructing the world through Google Image searches. Sunday, October 17, 2010. All I wanted to do after seeing "The Social Network" was go home, curl up in my North Face jacket, and masturbate to pictures of rich and powerful CEOs wearing nothing . but layers and layers of fleece. While I can't be too sure, I think this had something to do with the fact that everybody in the movie was wearing an NFJ. The term for this, I have learned, is "product placement.". THIS IS REALLY, REALLY GREAT NEWS! For the...
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Mein Google: "BRANDING"
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Deconstructing the world through Google Image searches. Sunday, September 19, 2010. Today I'm opening up the floor to my readers. What do y'all think about the rising Tea Party? Here's what I think. (And by the way, the floor's now closed.). Think the Tea Party's got all the answers. I. Think the Tea Party's. Cuz I read somewhere that our country's in a mountain of debt, and in order to fix things,. We've got to first. Protest everything that's ever happened. In the history of our country. EVER. Girls ju...
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Mein Google: April 2010
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Deconstructing the world through Google Image searches. Tuesday, April 27, 2010. Coupling disease with fashion is always a great idea because it allows us to quickly cure worldwide epidemics. (And marketing crises.). Fact 1: We would never be able to cure. Without the help of celebrity spokesmodels. Fact 2: We would never be able to locate Africa on a map if Emporio Armani didn't come out with (product)RED-tinted sunglasses. Are you ever worried that one day we'll use fashion to turn against each other?
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Mein Google: February 2010
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Deconstructing the world through Google Image searches. Wednesday, February 24, 2010. Hey, Google Image search - try not being SO FUCKING PREDICTABLE. Labels: banana or banality? Tuesday, February 23, 2010. I'm GLAD almost anything I can purchase at the supermarket is made out of corn. Because corn is delicious. You think I give two shits that the tilapia I just ate was farm-fed Orville Redenbacher? That's EXACTLY why it tasted so good! Good grief, America. Monday, February 22, 2010. How do I know this?
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Mein Google: August 2010
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Deconstructing the world through Google Image searches. Tuesday, August 24, 2010. Disclaimer: I began this post over two weeks ago, when things like bed bugs and Barack Obama were still relevant topics. Is it me, or is life bleaker than ever? I mean, I just can't understand how we are still expected to wake up every morning and say, "Gee, I sure am proud to be/wish I were an American" when the president of the United States is funneling all of our country's educational stimulus money into the. And order ...
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Mein Google: "NEWS"
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Deconstructing the world through Google Image searches. Friday, April 2, 2010. According to smart people who say things,. Broadcast is on the verge of being niche-fucked into obscurity. The power to color the world, in other words, is now truly in the hands of the people. Don't get me wrong: 9 out of 10 times, the reason is because I. Act out of benevolence, and you. Act out of greed.). So," you may ask yourself, "where do I fall in this equation? Or, of course, Mein. I look at these four categories and ...
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Mein Google: October 2010
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Deconstructing the world through Google Image searches. Sunday, October 17, 2010. All I wanted to do after seeing "The Social Network" was go home, curl up in my North Face jacket, and masturbate to pictures of rich and powerful CEOs wearing nothing . but layers and layers of fleece. While I can't be too sure, I think this had something to do with the fact that everybody in the movie was wearing an NFJ. The term for this, I have learned, is "product placement.". THIS IS REALLY, REALLY GREAT NEWS! For the...
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Mein Google: September 2010
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Deconstructing the world through Google Image searches. Wednesday, September 22, 2010. I hate bringing up "The -isms," but DAMMIT! At 23 years old,. Suddenly the one bearing the brunt of ageism! Cuz there's a prejudice sweeping the land. A prejudice against young comic geniuses like myself, who write and say funny things that would otherwise be immortalized if we could just poop and pee ourselves with the same level of impunity granted to the sick and dying. Case in point (1): Betty White. Here's what I ...
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Mein Google: "LOOPHOLE"
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Deconstructing the world through Google Image searches. Monday, August 9, 2010. A 7-year-old girl selling lemonade at an Oregon craft fair was recently forced to. After failing to show a county inspector her restaurant license. The inspector threatened the crying girl and her mother with a $500 fine, insisting that their business violated several health codes and that he wanted to "secure [his] position as the least fuckable man on the planet.". Well put, and well played. A loophole, if you will? Maybe i...
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Mein Google: "FAVORITISM"
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Deconstructing the world through Google Image searches. Sunday, October 10, 2010. As America's #1 trusted social media critic. I feel it is my duty to comment on Facebook's recent. To let people create their own personal Facebook groups. Mark Zuckerberg claims this new feature is a boon to privacy, but I see it as a boon to fervent and deliberate discrimination. And so I say. A new middle school model's taking over social networking. Where was I in this equation? Surely, I'd just missed the memo . Group ...