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Flights of Fancy Pants: Wait, don't go! I'm not through demeaning you yet?
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Flights of Fancy Pants. Swallows his pain with a spoonful of sugar, to help the medicine go dooowwwwnn, the medicine go down. Tuesday, February 9, 2010. Wait, don't go! I'm not through demeaning you yet? In the meantime, we interviewed some new candidates, and hired one. Ridiculously overqualified, but she said in the interview that she wanted a place she could grow and stay for years and years. Hey, she said so in an interview, it must be the truth, right? And the bullet holes in the TV? Last week there...
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Flights of Fancy Pants: Where have I been? Where have YOU been?
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Flights of Fancy Pants. Swallows his pain with a spoonful of sugar, to help the medicine go dooowwwwnn, the medicine go down. Thursday, December 10, 2009. Where have I been? Where have YOU been? An entire month. Thanksgiving, the FancyPants signature holiday (gluttony, sloth, wrath, football, and stuffing), and not a single word. What kind of a dick blogger am I, anyway? I'm a big fan of the Chinese custom of naming years. Year of the Monkey? Who didn't throw some feces, am I right? 2010: Year of the Hou...
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Flights of Fancy Pants: The Bears? SO not jerkin
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Flights of Fancy Pants. Swallows his pain with a spoonful of sugar, to help the medicine go dooowwwwnn, the medicine go down. Monday, November 9, 2009. Rod Marinelli continues to live up to his porno name, and bend us all over some piece of furniture that people are bent over for sex in a very uncomfortable place. Like a Volkswagen. This time it was the Cardinals, scoring and scoring until I just couldn't take it anymore. Josie and the Pussycats. These walls are mushy! The tough make lemonade! I didn't r...
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Flights of Fancy Pants: Jewy Mannish
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Flights of Fancy Pants. Swallows his pain with a spoonful of sugar, to help the medicine go dooowwwwnn, the medicine go down. Thursday, December 31, 2009. I don't know if you guys knew this, but I am a manly man. Burly. I have hair on my chin-y chin chin. I have so much hair I need to use. Not, you know, on my nads, but still, if you had to remove unwanted hair, you'd have to use a product called Nads, wouldn't you? But my manness has returned! But it still isn't working, which means that I need a new co...
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Flights of Fancy Pants: HOU
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Flights of Fancy Pants. Swallows his pain with a spoonful of sugar, to help the medicine go dooowwwwnn, the medicine go down. Friday, December 18, 2009. We're buying a house in Pittsburgh. I cannot decide if, long term, this makes me happy or excited or what. And that's on top of the fact that we're taking a seriously permanent step. In Pittsburgh. A house means we're here at least another 5 years. 5! Its my blog ill whine if i want to. Today I am a pencil. There is always sunny warm . okay hot ....Five ...
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Flights of Fancy Pants: Your Joke is Funny, Because #1 - Wait, Where are You Going?
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Flights of Fancy Pants. Swallows his pain with a spoonful of sugar, to help the medicine go dooowwwwnn, the medicine go down. Tuesday, February 2, 2010. Your Joke is Funny, Because #1 - Wait, Where are You Going? I like jokes. Like this one:. So when she comes back, it will look like her desk is clean! Whaddayasay, guys and gals? And everyone in the clubhouse shouted "Hooray! And carried me off for ice cream sundaes - in the sense that my boss and his boss both agreed this would be a fine idea. The stage...
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