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Short Stories | Terribly Earnest
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So Bad It's Good. Based On A True Story. Category Archives: Short Stories. The Little Red Hen. April 1, 2015. One bright, sunny morning in Colombia, The Little Red Hen was scratching for seed in the dirt outside her front door. By and by she came across some marijuana seeds. Far out! Exclaimed The Little Red Hen. She gathered the … Continue reading →. The Best of The Worst. BOATS (Based On A True Story) – Part 10. Diary – January 16, 1980. BOATS – Part 9. BOATS – Part 8. BOATS – Part 7. Boy with a hat.
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The Last Time I Lost A Boxing Match | cullumcopy
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The Next Republican Debate Should Be Moderated By A Stern Kindergarten Teacher. When The Russell Kid Got Struck By Lightning →. The Last Time I Lost A Boxing Match. May 5, 2016. 8221; in chorus. CLANG! The bell rang and I escaped an early death, stunned as I remained standing in the corner, my face dashed with ice water and somewhere in the distance coach said: “You’re doing great! This entry was posted in Uncategorized. The Next Republican Debate Should Be Moderated By A Stern Kindergarten Teacher.
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Newer posts →. George Washington at Twilight. February 14, 2016. The First Virginia stand guard outside the Carlyle House for the annual funeral of Mr. Carlyle, Oct. 30, 2010 (Photo by James Cullum). Why, instead of cursing the darkness, light a candle! 8217; and I politely, yet understandably declined. Nobody wants to see that. But he eventually talked me into an air bath and we drank Madeira for hours. We spoke of politics and it was the first time I ever left a bath feeling dirtier than wh...Back in 2...
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Stopped on the street | This About That
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Life, writing, people, animals. It’s about writing. All that I know. Missing: metaphors →. Stopped on the street. June 11, 2014. Going for a walk with the dog in the afternoon is usually a safe activity. Quiet. Just me and my dog. We — Gia (little dog) and I — didn’t think anything of the slightly disheveled, grey-haired guy heading toward us. We moved onto the grass boulevard to the right side of the sidewalk to make room for him to walk by. I turned to face him. Under the tree, out of the sun? I didn&#...
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4 trains & 5 buses: Brighton, UK – Lily Zacharias
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About Me and Portfolio. 4 trains and 5 buses: Brighton, UK. January 21, 2016. Reading time 3 minutes. Public transportation and I are the epitome of a love/hate relationship. First, I love how quickly it is to get around. Then, I become painfully aware of how many people are coughing around me. Then, the Tube breaks down and I have to take an Uber. Then, I see the Uber bill and remember how much I love public transportation. Train 1: London – Brighton. Bus 1: Brighton – Devil’s Dyke. Before getting on th...
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My Dire Dye Disaster |
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Welcome to my blog, where I admit stupid things on the internet and people laugh at them. My Dire Dye Disaster. Recently, I’ve had nothing short of a catastrophe in the area of hair dyeing, which has resulted in me regretting all of my life choices. Didn’t look like the girls on Images, I loved it. After fixing it with two more boxes, it became clear to me that semi-permanent dye wasn’t for my hair. Less than a week later it had more or less washed out. My hair doesn’t hold colour pretty much AT ALL.
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Time flies when you’re dealing with existential crises, eh? – Princess Consuela Bananahammock.
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November 21, 2016. November 21, 2016. By Enchantress From The Seventh Dimension. Time flies when you’re dealing with existential crises, eh? So, uh. Heheh, the school is deciding on our last official day, and from Friday onwards it’s going to be back-to-back exams till like, the end of January. I get that everyone’s just on about missing their friends, teachers and other stuff like that. But the problem is, the people I. Instructions of putting up a safety pin. Of fresh air and clean lungs. Amazing peopl...
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Untitled poem #1. – Princess Consuela Bananahammock.
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November 30, 2016. November 30, 2016. By Enchantress From The Seventh Dimension. 8220;We keep this love in a photograph. We made these memories for ourselves.” – Photograph, Ed Sheeran. And it’s funny, how one photograph opens the gates to. A million memories, that I kept so deep within me. I remember, when the days used to spin slow, we would sit. For hours, talk endlessly, like lovers. I can’t seem to picture now, what we’d be like,. Songs that remind me of the days we danced in the rain. This feeling ...
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jamescullum | cullumcopy
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When The Russell Kid Got Struck By Lightning. May 6, 2016. Smoke rose from his clothing and his sister didn’t know what to say. Peter was blown twenty feet by a lightning bolt as they ran back to the house under all that electric air before the storm. There was a deep … Continue reading →. The Last Time I Lost A Boxing Match. May 5, 2016. The Next Republican Debate Should Be Moderated By A Stern Kindergarten Teacher. March 5, 2016. Stop it right now! Obama’s Final Far-Out Task. February 26, 2016. The tax...