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Death | The Lollygabber
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Posts tagged ‘Death’. Excerpt from “Safe Mode”. The opposite of numb (but perhaps with the same result), I plunged so deeply into depression I couldn’t:. Pick up a fork. Erase my smeared makeup. Swallow 150 mg of relief. August 11, 2015 at 9:44 pm. Double Back Flip on Crappy Diving Board with Torn Meniscus. 8220;Me doing a double back flip with a torn [meniscus] on a crappy diving board at Turner Falls in Oklahoma.”. Alex Davis, July 28, 2008. June 22, 2015 at 8:22 pm. Light and Truth: Exhibit C. My last...
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Baltimore. | The Lollygabber
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April 29, 2015 at 10:15 am. Marginalized, divided, and scorned,. Frenetic endemic to be ignored. What we have endured,. Entry filed under: Uncategorized. Why Nestlé is Evil: It goes beyond infant formula…. Happy Birthday, Little Brother. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Sorry, your ...
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Family | The Lollygabber
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Posts tagged ‘Family’. Excerpt from “Who Wants to Marry a Savant? When the fuck did I become a feminist who fantasizes about being a stay-at-home mom? Sure, I understand that those identities aren’t mutually exclusive. However, the depth of my longing for that lifestyle absolutely confounds me. I guess I’m at a different point in my life now. A point where my biological clock and socioprofessional disdain have converged. May 17, 2016 at 11:02 pm. Double Back Flip on Crappy Diving Board with Torn Meniscus.
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Fitness | The Lollygabber
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Posts tagged ‘Fitness’. Light and Truth: Exhibit C. March 9, 2015 at 5:59 pm. Lolly Gaga’s Weight Loss Tips. Go on the two-finger diet – that way, you can have your cake and. Eat it, too! Contract mono, pneumonia, or the bubonic plague. Scrape off your taste buds with a straight razor. Get hooked on crack, speed, or methamphetamine. Chop off a limb or two, but make sure to purchase dismemberment insurance first. The larger the limb, the greater the weight loss. Squeeze out massive pus tumor on your back.
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Fiction | The Lollygabber
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Posts tagged ‘Fiction’. Excerpt from “Who Wants to Marry a Savant? David N. and I enjoyed exchanging dating horror stories as foreplay. On the precipice of afternoon delight, we rolled around under his sheets (never before had I experienced the feel of super high thread count). 8220;Oh my god, you won’t believe how my last relationship ended.” I rolled my eyes in reminiscence while clutching David’s shoulders. 8220;Fair enough.”. 8220;So what did that dick munch do anyway? A four, soaking wet.”. When the...
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Double Back Flip on Crappy Diving Board with Torn Meniscus. 8220;Me doing a double back flip with a torn [meniscus] on a crappy diving board at Turner Falls in Oklahoma.”. Alex Davis, July 28, 2008. June 22, 2015 at 8:22 pm. Federal Judge Confirms $200 Million Settlement for Victims Injured by Tainted NECC Steroids. Attorney Anne Andrews, Co-Chair of the NECC Official Committee of Unsecured Creditors, is no stranger to bankruptcies in mass tort cases. In the May 2014 issue of. For nearly thirty years, Ms...
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Happy Birthday, Little Brother | The Lollygabber
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Happy Birthday, Little Brother. May 11, 2015 at 11:45 pm. May 11, 1986 was the most significant Mother’s Day our parents will ever celebrate. I don’t remember you coming home from the hospital, but I do recall sneaking up to see you in your crib. We fought like wild animals until I went off to college, but unconditional forgiveness followed each of our clashes. Entry filed under: Uncategorized. Federal Judge Confirms $200 Million Settlement for Victims Injured by Tainted NECC Steroids. Top Posts and Pages.
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Love Erupts. | The Lollygabber
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June 26, 2015 at 5:55 pm. A summer that brought living. Entry filed under: Uncategorized. Double Back Flip on Crappy Diving Board with Torn Meniscus. Excerpt from “Safe Mode”. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out.
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Beauty | The Lollygabber
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Posts tagged ‘Beauty’. Excerpt from “Who Wants to Marry a Savant? David N. and I enjoyed exchanging dating horror stories as foreplay. On the precipice of afternoon delight, we rolled around under his sheets (never before had I experienced the feel of super high thread count). 8220;Oh my god, you won’t believe how my last relationship ended.” I rolled my eyes in reminiscence while clutching David’s shoulders. 8220;Fair enough.”. 8220;So what did that dick munch do anyway? A four, soaking wet.”. 8220;Me d...
