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Funny husband | Things My Brain Says
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Things My Brain Says. June 4, 2010 at 10:01 am. My husband’s response to my hesitation to shell out $9.99 a month for upgraded dropbox space:. 10:49] Ryan: I can understand your concern. 10:49] Ryan: we’ll be eating cold ravioli out of the can and smoking discarded cigarettes. 10:49]Ryan: I’ll have scurvy, of course. 10:50] Ryan: and I’ll soil myself often, just to have something to do. This man keeps me on my toes for sure. How to respond to this? Entry filed under: blather. Reverb10 – Post 1.
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Chocolate Covered Bananas: April 2005
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Tuesday, April 19, 2005. I've fucking gone and moved. Thursday, April 14, 2005. I have created my own super-scientific cure based on osmosis for all infectious diseases. Now give me a fucking patent and a million billion trillion pounds for my genius,. Wednesday, April 13, 2005. Dear The Countryside,. Dear The Countryside,. Tuesday, April 12, 2005. Dear My Colonoscopy,. Dear My Colonoscopy,. Things you don’t want to hear as you slip into sedation:. 8220;Is this the clean camera? God Bless the NHS,. I don...
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Chocolate Covered Bananas: November 2004
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Tuesday, November 23, 2004. Dear tea-thieving tea thieves (pt 2),. Dear Tea-Thieving Tea Thieves (pt 2),. I noticed that you've now decided to eat my cranberries and my gluten-free bread. Accordingly, you are now also eating my pubic hair. Dear Chris Evans,. I saw you taking that morning-after walk of shame. You are obviously stalking me and want to be my babydaddy. You ging twat loser. PS On second thought, please be my babydaddy. Munky wants more shoes. Dear The Pope,. Dear The Pope,. Dear My Tapeworm,.
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#reverb10 – Post 1 | Things My Brain Says
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Things My Brain Says. Reverb10 – Post 1. December 1, 2010 at 2:47 pm. My friend Mel inspired me to give this #reverb10. My word encapsulating the year? Entry filed under: blather. Reverb10 Post 2 – Writing. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
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Derby, ho! | Things My Brain Says
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Things My Brain Says. April 8, 2010 at 11:14 am. I’ve got my skates. I’ve got my protective gear. I’ve learned to fall without breaking my butt wide open. I’ve got a team, and we’ve got leadership. I’ve got several “learn to derby” events lined up. Addie Mortem reporting for duty. Entry filed under: blather. Giving Back at Lansing Give Camp. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). The Chronicles of G.
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Scuttling Along: September 2006
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Friday, September 29, 2006. Again as a friend reminded me of them. Here are a few favorites:. 16 May 03: the little things focus on doing the little things correctly. people will comment on great players: "how does he always get open deep? Or "how did he make that layout grab look so easy? Or "how does he always appear in the holes of our zone right when i want to throw there? 20 May 03: Nationals. Hey brown, just remember: were better than these guys. Posted by John at 7:28 AM. Me and Lidia looking good.
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Chocolate Covered Bananas: Dear Jet-Lag,
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Wednesday, April 06, 2005. From here forward, I shall refer to you as ‘Simon’, as I’ve never encountered a likeable Simon. Parents must pick up their bouncing baby boys and, upon noticing the cunt-eyed cuntery visible even shortly after birth, name their child suitably – Simon. But I digress. Worst of all, Simon makes you write nonsensical shit like this. Simon, I shake my feeble Simon-ed fist at you. Fuck me I’m tired,. Reinventing the lost fucking art of letter writing. Dear The Countryside,. Steph has...
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Chocolate Covered Bananas: Dear Mobile Phone Users,
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Thursday, April 07, 2005. Dear Mobile Phone Users,. Dear Mobile Phone Users,. If it weren’t bad enough that you insist on forcing me to partake in your vocal urine by geographical locality, now you have invented a mobile phone gadget bloody bragging right which renders me violent when in your company. Do you really need a fucking camera? All would be saved and well if you used your phones for the power of good, but even the imminent demise of all mankind which only you can prevent isn’t enough for ...
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Chocolate Covered Bananas: Dear Everybody,
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Tuesday, April 19, 2005. I've fucking gone and moved. Reinventing the lost fucking art of letter writing. Dear The Countryside,. Dear My Colonoscopy,. Dear Mobile Phone Users,. Nameless Misanthropy and Poo-dar. View my complete profile. Bwil loves nasty hookers. (Brian). G loves boobies. (Gary). Hannah loves hot man-on-man action. (Hannah). Jeff loves coffay. (Jeff). Jess loves beers. (Jess). Ryan loves Jess. (Ryan). Shad loves nothing. (Shad). Shelly loves me 'cause she's my sister. (Shelly).
