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Falling Fast: 04/01/2004 - 05/01/2004
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Drifting thoughts of a snowflake. Friday, April 30, 2004. You might remember the rantings I entertained regarding my cube-mate. She’s the loud gay woman that invades my work environment. Well, I’m so cunning that I got rid of her once and for all. She left with instruction in hand for the location of the fish dispensers. Her last sentence wafting in the air, if you don’t hear back from me today, it’s because I’m lost for good! Posted by Amanda at 11:20 AM. Thursday, April 29, 2004. Of all the things I ha...
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Drifting thoughts of a snowflake. Wednesday, January 10, 2007. I recently started a second job where I do the books for a drug and alcohol rehabilitation center. While it’s somewhat of a pain in the ass to work more after I get out of the first job, it can also be entertaining. It might be a bit of stretch for me to be working there since they would probably diagnose me as an alcoholic. Maybe I didn’t buy crack, but I’m sure I’ve bought clothing or CD’s instead of paying a bill. Counselor: So you don’t t...
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Falling Fast: 07/01/2004 - 08/01/2004
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Drifting thoughts of a snowflake. Friday, July 30, 2004. Last night I had dinner with the hubby to discuss final arrangements. Does final arrangements sound like funeral planning? Regardless it went something like this:. You can have that. That, too. I never liked that. You don’t like that? Why did we buy that if you don’t like it. It just doesn’t look like me. I just don’t see why we bought it, if you don’t like it. It looks like us. You can’t use Julia, that’s my mom’s name. All of a sudden, I’m a visi...
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Falling Fast: 05/01/2004 - 06/01/2004
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Drifting thoughts of a snowflake. Thursday, May 27, 2004. The best beer this year. I was talking to my sister last night when I heard a knock at the door. I peaked through the peep- hole, and saw a distorted man looking back. 15 minutes before this heart attack, the local news told me there is a rash of armed burglaries going on in Austin. I’m sitting on my back stoop when my neighbor opens his back door. Hi Amir! I smile up at him. Hey. He looks confused. Why didn’t you open the door? We talked about th...
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Drifting thoughts of a snowflake. Wednesday, April 04, 2007. After talking with a girlfriend, I’m reminded how boring complaining really is. I agree and it’s hardly ever unique. Yet once the whining starts, I get sucked in. It’s comfortable there. Complaints are like a comfy overstuffed hand-me-down chair in the corner of a gray bar. Just let me curl up and say nothing. I’ll sip my pint and think too much. Posted by Amanda at 1:39 PM. We've missed you, snowflake! I'm not a complainer either. Nothing ...
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Falling Fast: 10/01/2004 - 11/01/2004
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Drifting thoughts of a snowflake. Wednesday, October 27, 2004. Are you my drinking shoes? I just received an email from a friend inviting me to his parent’s birthday party. The last line of his email read:. So glad you’re coming, bring your drinking shoes. Ah yes, the drinking shoes. I do have a shoe fetish. I love my shoes in a way that most strait men reserve for dogs and gay men reserve for liquor. Let’s see if I can explain it. I pulled into a dead end street and jumped out. I ran behind my car, ...
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Drifting thoughts of a snowflake. Monday, December 18, 2006. Suppose your relationship with said Boy ends up being rather serious. You go out for your Christmas parties this weekend and have a great time. After all, you use to work at his company so his bosses use to be your boss and you already know everyone there. Everything is going great until you get this email from his (your prior) main boss:. After you puke into the nearest garbage pail, what do you do? Do you respond to the email? I need a shower!
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Falling Fast: 06/01/2004 - 07/01/2004
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Drifting thoughts of a snowflake. Tuesday, June 29, 2004. Thing I learned this weekend in Mexico. 1)Shaving cream is really important. One should never underestimate the power of frothy lather. If you do disregard this rule in a last minute effort to obtain a pristine bikini line, you will pay. Might I add that salt water and tiny granules of sand, compounds razor burn. Get him another drink? 8)Never drink more than 5 Miami Vices in one afternoon. Should this happen, go to your room immediately. ...I fee...
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Drifting thoughts of a snowflake. Thursday, August 31, 2006. The puppy you see above is the newest addition to my crazy shack. His name is Dingo and we started puppy training last night. Dingo is super smart at home. He sits, he lays down, he kennels up and he stays on command. Get the little shit around other people or another dog and you’ve got another story. So I endure the hour and half of ridiculously looking at him and saying, Sit yes! At the end of the session the dogs got to great one another....
