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Lord, Beer Me Strength: May 2008
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Saturday, May 31, 2008. Former NHL Star Turns to Lucrative Balancing Biz. Theodore Fleury, who used to make a living amusing fans as a toothless gnome on ice, has switched his racket to entertaining minor league baseball crowds with in-between inning ball-on-bat balancing acts. Monday, May 26, 2008. Pedro Applying the Ultimate D-Stamp. With the MLB amateur player draft quickly approaching, and the G-men to have their highest selection since 1997, we've been taking extra interest in the talent pool. My no...
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Lord, Beer Me Strength: August 2008
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008. Stalking Chase: An Admirer on Tracks. Dear Chase Utley,. Thanks for ripping twenty eight homers with your short, jerky swing. Your VORP is like that of John Lennon, there is only one. The way you flick those wrists makes me wonder if you’re into S&M. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Stalking Chase: An Admirer on Tracks. Every Day Should Be Saturday. One Crisis At A Time. Melt Your Face Off. Top 100 Most Influential Sports Bloggers - Juiced Sports.
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Lord, Beer Me Strength: March 2008
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Monday, March 17, 2008. I'm A Free Born Man of the USA. We realize we're pretty lazy right now when it comes to getting posts up, so here: how about a 24-footer to win the Arnie Invitational by Eldrick, who has now won all 5 tournaments he's entered this year*. Oh yeah, it's St. Patrick's Day so go drink a green beer and listen to some Pogues. Thursday, March 13, 2008. Bruce Bowen Will Take Candy From Your Baby and Gouge It in the Eye With It. Imagine this guy runnin' loose in the WNBA? Even if the kid w...
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Lord, Beer Me Strength: LBMS Book Club
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Friday, July 11, 2008. The struggling American economy is slowly eliminating the high school sports landscape. Leaving one Pulitzer winner in search of a new game, and a new breed, to exploit. That man is, of course, Pulitzer Prize winning reporter H.G. Bissinger. The town; the communal health and self-image of the latter is minsinterpreted as being linked to the on-field success of the former. The 2007 season, the one Saturday Afternoon Orange Slices. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Lord, Beer Me Strength: December 2007
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Monday, December 31, 2007. LBMS's Least Disgraceful Moments of '07, Presented by Summer's Eve. Major League Baseball gets head, full-body, conscious. Jump. Our main Mangino eats, blocks sun: the movie. Jump. When mutes attend football games, let there be crowd noise. And oh yeah, let there be no skippage. Jump. Who knew the moon had an ACL to tear? Phil Knight didn't, and he's gonna want a refund. Jump. When watching playoff baseball just isn't enough, you and Pete may stay occupied. Jump. Gone, Baby Gone.
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Lord, Beer Me Strength: Fear the (Well-manicured goatee) Beard
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Friday, September 30, 2011. Fear the (Well-manicured goatee) Beard. There's an interesting mix of players on Brian's team because he's a welcoming man, as long as you have "solid league experience" and no discernible athletic gifts, you're on the team! After-all, the game's not that hard. Runsand Sabean lost his mind. If the Giants want to win another World Series (while Tim Lincecum is alive) they have can either fire Sabean, or, save up for a time machine. Sabes needs another extension. We are the spor...
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Lord, Beer Me Strength: Country Singer Whispers Sweet Nothings in Dallas Goaltender's Earhole
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Monday, June 30, 2008. Country Singer Whispers Sweet Nothings in Dallas Goaltender's Earhole. File this one in the 'timely posts' section of your Carl Monday Memorial library, for we've recently come to discover that Dallas Stars backup goalie Mike Smith. Gave dome to a dude. Has a dude on his dome - and apparently it's supposed to be former Padres auditionee Garth Brooks. *Insert Brooks' song title pun and/or Brokeback joke here*. When he once again pounces out of his retirement rocker. Top 100 Most Inf...
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Lord, Beer Me Strength: February 2008
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Thursday, February 28, 2008. Spring Chickens Begin Springing Out Of Offseason Eggs. Camp games are underway in Florida and Arizona, and our whistle for the cowhide has officially begun to moisten. As pictured above, P Diddy - sans gun - was in uniform for the Mets, who bageled the Cardinals 7-0. The Giants were doubled up by the Cubbies. As Kevin Correia got truly goatcreamed; and the Sawwwwxx looked facking ferocious against stiff. All in all, we're sure an absolutely great day for fans. What is viewed ...
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Lord, Beer Me Strength: Quinn Contemplates 'Catching' Professionally
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Saturday, July 26, 2008. Quinn Contemplates 'Catching' Professionally. BEREA, Ohio - As the Cleveland Browns begin training camp at their practice facility in Berea, the previous ruminations of a potential quarterback controversy may be ending soon. Former Notre Dame star quarterback/ gay dating ad poster child. Brady Quinn, said he may follow his former touchdown target into a different profession. Browns management declined to comment on Quinn's possible career switch. July 26, 2008 at 10:58 PM. Melt Y...