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Recent Mistakes: Trickle Treat
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Sunday, 26 April 2015. Over here in England, we are currently going through an election. If you're not from England, here is a summary of the five main parties:. Conservatives - the bad guys,. UKIP - the ultra bad yet totally ineffectual guys,. Labour - the sounds good and yet inevitably aren't albeit still much better than the alternative guys,. Liberal Democrats - the seemed good until they formed a coalition government with the bad guys and did little to stem the tide of malevolence guys,. But, if you...
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Recent Mistakes: Mistakius Animalia #1 - Miniature, Alien Tree Rhinos
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Monday, 19 March 2012. Mistakius Animalia #1 - Miniature, Alien Tree Rhinos. Wildlife is pretty cool, but God has definitely made some horrible mistakes along the way. Or, if you're an atheist like me, the reanimated zombie cyborg of Charles Darwin (who travelled back to the future to invent the past (in a modified Cinquecento with his fuck buddy Michael the fox) has made some pretty horrible mistakes along the way. The first such mistake I would like to draw your attention to is weevils. There’s a...
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Recent Mistakes: Teenage? Mutant? Ninja? Turtles?
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Friday, 23 March 2012. Yeah, so you've probably heard that in the new, Michael Bay produced, 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' movie, the protagonists will be aliens rather than what their name would actually suggest. This seems to present problems for every single word in that title. Or possibly just inaccurate, as the people at Michael Bay's Platinum Dune Studios * * may think the term 'mutant' is interchangeable with 'alien? Choke on our prejudice! Platinum Dune is the studio Michael Bay setup to remake/...
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Recent Mistakes: VNP Beard
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Tuesday, 21 April 2015. So, apparently you can now illegally watch HBO programmes whilst simultaneously paying HBO to watch their programmes. The explanation is less interesting than that description of it, and basically just boils down to the fact that they can't illegally stream outside the USA and are now threatening to sue all of their foreign viewers. Oh, so non-Yanks are signing up for it by accident? So why don't they just fucking pirate it like normal criminals? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...
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Recent Mistakes: No More Ox for Oxymoron
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Thursday, 17 May 2012. No More Ox for Oxymoron. After my recent post- " Ancient/Mystical NippleEnticer. The lovely Nellie Vaughn. Expressed an interest in the promised follow up. This was the first time anyone had seemed keen to hear my proposed future jabber. So, obviously, I reacted by telling her:. 8220;Yeah, I’m not gonna do that post next now,”. Because I am a keen believer in giving the people what they want! Does this picture actually convey what I was trying to say visually? 8220;I think that wha...
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Recent Mistakes: Inflation Explanation
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Wednesday, 21 March 2012. For some reason I have the mouth of a leech, and the face of a goon. In this picture. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Yeah, so youve probably heard that in the new, Michael Bay produced, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, the protagonists wil. Dancehouse Theatre - Cabaret Regale. I went to the Dancehouse Theatre in Manchester yesterday evening as my former girlfriend, and current friend who is a girl, was performing w. GBH - Grievous Blobfish Head. No More Ox for Oxymoron.
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Recent Mistakes: Grievous Plums
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Wednesday, 29 April 2015. I was recently diagnosed as having a vitamin D deficiency - a very minor problem in the grand scheme of things, albeit one that explained why, for the last ten years or so, I have:. Struggled to do things which involved hard, physical work,. Struggled to do things which involved light, physical work,. Struggled to do things which involved little to no work whatsoever,. Struggled to do things,. Struggled to sit around not doing things, and, finally, generally just. The problem wi...
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Recent Mistakes: Happy St George's day
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Thursday, 23 April 2015. Happy St George's day. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Yeah, so youve probably heard that in the new, Michael Bay produced, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, the protagonists wil. Dancehouse Theatre - Cabaret Regale. I went to the Dancehouse Theatre in Manchester yesterday evening as my former girlfriend, and current friend who is a girl, was performing w. GBH - Grievous Blobfish Head. No More Ox for Oxymoron. When what kills you makes you stronger. View my complete profile.
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Recent Mistakes: Utter Wank
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Sunday, 20 May 2012. There’s a pub in Chorlton called The Royal Oak, and it has a condom machine which sells something called:. 8216;THE SEDUCTION KIT’. The contents of which are as follows:. Now, I’m no smooth customer when it comes to the art of seduction, but I’m pretty sure that you can’t use lube possession as a chat up line:. 8220;Hey babe, feeling moist? Because if not, I can help you out with that.”. Wow, go on then, just squirt some on and go nuts.”. An old folks home. Click pictures to enlarge.
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