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Funny One Liners: Relationship One Liners
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Tuesday, February 19, 2013. My girlfriend always laughs during sex… no matter what she’s reading. The other night I went out on a date with a guy who said he didn’t like girls who were fragile or vulnerable… so I stabbed him. The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of: 1. a date, 2.his wife, 3. a better looking and richer male friend. Marry your son when you will, but your daughter when you can.
Funny One Liners: Relationships
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Wednesday, February 20, 2013. An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect. Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee later than others. I have some distant cousins that got sucked into one of these pyramid schemes – you know, building them in Egypt. Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week. Yeah, I’m kind of lazy… I’m dating a pregnant woman. Our grandpas swapped horses. She plucked from my la...
Funny One Liners: Hollywood Squares
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Thursday, February 21, 2013. 1 Peter Marshall: Can you get 12 pounds of feathers out of a goose? Paul Lynde: I got them in there, didn’t I? 2 Peter Marshall: According to Good Housekeeping Magazine, Lucille Ball was 40 years old before she had her first what? Paul Lynde: Red hair. 3 Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk? Paul Lynde: Yes, but he still won’t go up to your apartment. 4 Peter Marshall: According to the nursery rhyme, what did Little Bo Peep’s sheep leave behind them? 13Peter Ma...
Funny One Liners: May 2007
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Saturday, May 19, 2007. Funny and Stupid Quotes. Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.". Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm. Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.". Alan Minter, Boxer. I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.". Alicia Silverstone, Actress. Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL.
Funny One Liners: Today's One Liners
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Monday, February 18, 2013. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. You're never too old to learn something stupid. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket. I'd miss you heaps and think of you often. I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.". Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. If you are su...
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Monday, February 25, 2013. Beat the Monday Blues. After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF! Do you want to speak to the manager or someone who know's what's going on? They say that patience is a virtue, well I have been patient all my life and look where it's got me. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I do. Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one. If you go to sleep with a itching ass you will wake up with a stinking finger . Posted by Rocky Fan. Links to this post.
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