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TOP 100 Funniest One-liners. TOP 100 funniest one-liners on the internet! Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. My mother ne...

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I w a n t . t o . t e l l . y o u . My head is filled with things to say.". 18 de septiembre de 2012. Hace unos días estuve intentando describirte a alguien;. Entonces la película mostró a la electricidad como un joven dios griego, acudiendo al granjero para llevarse la oscuridad de su vida para siempre. Y así es como yo te veo. 9:55 a. m. Enjoy the little things. Septiembre 24, 2012. Qué padrísimo. Lo quiero pegar en algún lado y nunca olvidarlo. Suscribirse a: Enviar comentarios (Atom). Http:/ www....

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I w a n t . t o . t e l l . y o u . My head is filled with things to say.". 21 de diciembre de 2011. Querido año nuevo: olvídalo todo. ¿Cómo iba eso que todo mundo dice? Ah sí "ten cuidado con lo que pidas". El problema ahora es que sé demasiado. Ya nadie me lo cuenta, ya me conozco cuando quiero, ya conozco esos sonidos y esos sabores, y la cosa es, que creo que ya no los quiero conocer. ¿Que si no valió la pena? 191;Es un deseo dificil de lograr? 191;Ya ves año nuevo? Good Ridance, 2011". 10:12 p. m.

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