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Only Sayin': She's a Breash of Freth Air!
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Get a Bigger Picture. Wednesday, October 15, 2008. She's a Breash of Freth Air! Why in Christ's name would anybody waste 10 bucks registering the domain breashoffreshair.com. It has none of the cache of "That one." It practically impossible to spell, much less say- proven by the fact I wasted another. 10 registering a misspelling. I better sell about two million sets of glasses frames and d-cup bras tomorrow, cuz' this thing's got a half life of about ten minutes. Posted by Zorro's gerbil.
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Only Sayin': A Bit of Optimism Best Expressed Before I Come To My Senses
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Get a Bigger Picture. Friday, September 26, 2008. A Bit of Optimism Best Expressed Before I Come To My Senses. Ah, our financial meltdown. Could any crisis be better contrived and timed to elicit every unbecoming, cut-off-your-nose, dig-your-own-grave tendency in our national character? It bodes not well. However, such crises also seem to produce their own opportunities for redemption. Opportunities like anti-matter in a crap-strewn universe, and every bit as elusive. Anyway, relax, I say. We'll all ...
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Only Sayin': Nuclear Holocaust was Better Than Global Warming
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Get a Bigger Picture. Saturday, August 25, 2007. Nuclear Holocaust was Better Than Global Warming. Let's put on our Speedos and chat for a moment about global warming, shall we? You could have seen them on top secret satellite photos, right there. (And- unfortunately- also there, and there, and there, and there.) You could even have rapped on their unreverberant shells with your knuckles, in response to which the missile would impishly whisper: "ker-BOOOOOOOOOOM! Damn you, global warming! Either we're ab...
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Only Sayin': You're Already Gay, Why Ruin it by Getting Married?
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Get a Bigger Picture. Friday, November 30, 2007. You're Already Gay, Why Ruin it by Getting Married? I love gayness. I also love marriage. However, to combine them would ruin both. I demurred. Thus did my love affair with gayness revert to more prosaic dimensions. For I knew that one drunk and rude homosexual spoke for all gay people everywhere. This is true of all gay male relationships. I find it a bit harder to make a similar case that the typical lesbian relationship attains some ideal. Lesbians-...
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Only Sayin': November 2008
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Get a Bigger Picture. Wednesday, November 05, 2008. ALWAYS Write a Thank You Note. Show your gratitude for gift givers by sending out thank you cards. It’s a great way to show your appreciation for the gift they gave as well as the thoughtfulness of their generosity. Whether you receive gifts for a wedding, shower, or birthday, all gifts and acts of kindness should be reciprocated with a thank you card. From Thank You Card Etiquette. Dear Bush Administration,. What administration but yours could have kep...
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Only Sayin': September 2008
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Get a Bigger Picture. Friday, September 26, 2008. A Bit of Optimism Best Expressed Before I Come To My Senses. Ah, our financial meltdown. Could any crisis be better contrived and timed to elicit every unbecoming, cut-off-your-nose, dig-your-own-grave tendency in our national character? It bodes not well. However, such crises also seem to produce their own opportunities for redemption. Opportunities like anti-matter in a crap-strewn universe, and every bit as elusive. Anyway, relax, I say. We'll all ...
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Only Sayin': All Hail the Coming Liberal Dictatorship!
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Get a Bigger Picture. Friday, August 08, 2008. All Hail the Coming Liberal Dictatorship! If I read the headlines aright, John Conyers really means it this time. Harriet Meiers, Karl Rove, David Addington, John Ashcroft, David Hasselhoff- all will testify, the truth will out, and there will be hell to pay. For what we're not exactly sure. The politicized hiring and firing at the justice department? The persecution of Don Siegelman in Alabama? What about all that domestic eavesdropping? But can you feel it?
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Only Sayin': October 2008
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Get a Bigger Picture. Friday, October 31, 2008. It's a Good Thing My Former Boss Can No Longer Fire Me. An email came to me by a circuitous route the other day, a shrill cry of horror at the prospect of an Obama Presidency. Normally I would pass on responding to something like this- particularly since the specifics have been rebutted by others more effectively than I dilettante such as I could ever manage. We spent much time together in foxholes, but never talked about politics. Yet I think that enough r...
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Only Sayin': America: Right of Center or South of Stupid?
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Get a Bigger Picture. Sunday, October 19, 2008. America: Right of Center or South of Stupid? Obama devotees (and I am one) may be inclined to see the ascendancy of their favorite as a great reawakening of the American body politic to its true self. But I'm not so sure. It's been 40 years since a significant portion of the populace shook off their torpor to inquire what the fuck. Exactly, is going on here? But forgive me. That's not what I see. No, the thing that I find so striking about America inviting ...
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Only Sayin': August 2008
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Get a Bigger Picture. Friday, August 08, 2008. All Hail the Coming Liberal Dictatorship! If I read the headlines aright, John Conyers really means it this time. Harriet Meiers, Karl Rove, David Addington, John Ashcroft, David Hasselhoff- all will testify, the truth will out, and there will be hell to pay. For what we're not exactly sure. The politicized hiring and firing at the justice department? The persecution of Don Siegelman in Alabama? What about all that domestic eavesdropping? But can you feel it?
