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Expat-tacular: October 2009
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One Mississippian, on a quest to alienate other cultures. Wednesday, October 21, 2009. We wish you a merry hamburger. And yet, because i can always find something to complain about, the joint's one christmas tree was a triffle on the sad side. like, charlie brown would try to adopt it.). Links to this post. Wednesday, October 14, 2009. I learned many things during my time with the nerds. i learned that you must never, ever tell drama nerds that you don't like the play. Fyi: i don't like the play. Stuff y...
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Expat-tacular: top chef
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One Mississippian, on a quest to alienate other cultures. Wednesday, September 22, 2010. I'm currently unemployed (or, "retired," if you will), and instead of socializing with, dating, or in any way relating to my peers, i've been watching a lot of television. in my defense, people on television are generally better looking and better scripted than actual mississippians. Of course, if you got divorced and traded. Then you could keep your job. like if katie lee joel had become katie lee springsteen. Jeste...
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Expat-tacular: June 2010
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One Mississippian, on a quest to alienate other cultures. Wednesday, June 23, 2010. Right here, right now. I wish that all of you reading this, all of you who aren't in korea anyway, could experience just five minutes of living in a world cup-crazed country perched on the brink of war. because, when the air raid siren goes off, small soccer-mad children just run around screaming "vuvuzela! Makes it kind of hard to be terrified. Links to this post. Thursday, June 10, 2010. What i love #2 - candy. Last nig...
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Expat-tacular: September 2009
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One Mississippian, on a quest to alienate other cultures. Sunday, September 27, 2009. The things that keep me awake at night. The other night i was thinking about the rapidly approaching new year, and where i would be spending in. southeast asia? Little bit of a no-brainer, right? Anyway, i realized that the new year is going to be 2010. and i had the most troubling thought: what are we going to do for new year's eve novelty glasses? The zeroes are no longer together! Links to this post. For good or ill,...
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Expat-tacular: September 2010
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One Mississippian, on a quest to alienate other cultures. Thursday, September 23, 2010. And, today, some i-have-too-much-time-on-my-hands thoughts on oprah. I watched the season premiere of oprah. you know, where everyone gets to go australia. whee! What lucky, lucky folks. And, then, the next day on oprah, wynonna judd! She's a great singer, with a hot sister and mom issues and a skeevy ex-husband. which makes for plenty to talk about, but wynonna judd is no trip to australia, my friends. Last week was ...
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Expat-tacular: living in a foreign country can turn you into the worst possible version of yourself.
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One Mississippian, on a quest to alienate other cultures. Saturday, August 21, 2010. Living in a foreign country can turn you into the worst possible version of yourself. Right now i am back in america: visiting with my family, hitting up the sturgis south biker rally, eating fattening foods, trying to determine which city's housewives are the real-ist. i'm going with new jersey, mostly because they are the housewives i fear the most. Amongst the many things that i miss in korea (kimchi, my girls. Sailin...
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Expat-tacular: i know full well...
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One Mississippian, on a quest to alienate other cultures. Friday, March 4, 2011. I know full well. Yet am always somehow surprised at the strangeness of british people. The little blurb in the middle of this tesco box of fruit and fibre cereal says that it is "suitable for vegetarians.". I am not a vegetarian, and i have no pressing plans to ever become one. but i have a very hard time conceiving of a universe where cereal is not vegetarian-safe. isn't all cereal vegetarian-safe? The View From Over Here.
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Expat-tacular: May 2010
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One Mississippian, on a quest to alienate other cultures. Monday, May 31, 2010. What i love #1 - diet coke. I am stealing the idea for this blog from my good friend william. Who freely admits that he borrowed it from someone else. this will not stop william from being mad at me for stealing his idea, but i think it's a good idea. and i like making lists of things. Ps: can we totally high-five me for learning how to link to things on my blog? Diet coke is soooo delicious! I have tried and failed to talk m...
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Expat-tacular: vegetables
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One Mississippian, on a quest to alienate other cultures. Friday, October 8, 2010. I've been trying to eat as well as i can, lots of fruits and veggies and very few trips to cold stone. since the last time i was home, america has become seemingly obsessed with getting enough veggies, since every commerical on the television claims that product X contains. A FULL SERVING OF VEGETABLES! You know what else has a full serving of vegetables? Broccoli. you want to get veggies in your diet? Jenny in South Korea.
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Expat-tacular: July 2009
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One Mississippian, on a quest to alienate other cultures. Thursday, July 30, 2009. Sarah is not here. Last friday i finally got my hands on a functioning korean cell phone, as my co-worker MK was leaving the country and hooked me up with hers. i collected said phone at about 3:00am in the morning, in the middle of a downpour. MK and many other people were still going strong, getting their party on, but mama likes neither being wet nor being awake past midnight. because i am your grandmother. Was interupt...
