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Lemon Tree Man: August 2010
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Tuesday, 31 August 2010. Better than pot holing as you don’t get stuck in dark dank caves. Today I feel like a pigeon, stuck in its lair. Well ok pigeons don’t really have lairs but evil people do so I am inventing the evil pigeon. But again this need to define things and justify my terminology means I am digressing again. So why pigeon holing? Did you all grasp that? Or do I need to reinforce the mental brainwashing using flashy lights and soothing white noise? Posted by Lemon Tree Man. So people I am o...
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Lemon Tree Man: September 2010
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Wednesday, 22 September 2010. Actually I like this new word, in fact it’s a word that has no meaning or bearing to anything that I may want to write. But it sounds nice on the tongue. I woke up this morning and thought MEH. So I have decided to share the feeling with everyone. To this aim I present you with the following article:. It will represent everything that you could ever want. Posted by Lemon Tree Man. Monday, 20 September 2010. I’m On a Diet. Or is it just some topic of conversation? If you want...
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Lemon Tree Man: The Joy of News
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Friday, 5 November 2010. The Joy of News. In a world where scandals and disasters are the feeding force that our readers required, we wonder at the potential for happiness. Let talk about the least useful item of news; flag burning. What exactly is the point of burning flags; we know that Americans pioneered this during the civil war. Now it seems it is a symbol of protesting nations to show hate for the west. Would it not be simply easier to vote for a different leader who will change policy? Oh yes I f...
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Lemon Tree Man: April 2011
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Tuesday, 26 April 2011. Extreme End of an Era. So having decided to take some time out visit some ‘far out’ places I find myself skulking around the big apple. As with most American things its all about neon lights and adding excessive EXTREME adjectives. So what does one do here in this GRAND and HUGE city? Well, being a hungry hungry hippo I decided that finding the best food was a great way of viewing the city. So where does that leave me? Posted by Lemon Tree Man. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Lemon Tree Man: Trains
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Friday, 5 November 2010. Most people I know dislike public transport, I am inclined to agree, it is dirty, crowded and inefficient as well as the most costly method of travel around our capital. But sometimes, and this is very rare the trip becomes enjoyable, regardless of how many sardines get crammed into the can. Why do you all cry out? For example this morning I am presented with our regular gaggle of people, plus a few one timers. The other interesting fact that I can discern, for all the train regu...
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Lemon Tree Man: Why being an ex- communist is good.
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Wednesday, 1 December 2010. Why being an ex- communist is good. Hello all, I find myself writing to you from a rather crapped Eurostar train. Having been away for a while at a friend’s wedding, I have neglected updating the blog. Being in a 3rd world ex-communist country, access to the miracle of the interwebs has been virtually non-existent. Yes it is true no more cabbage, it is important to note that these now capitalistic countries no longer feel the need to stuff themselves full of this noxious plant...
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Lemon Tree Man: Extreme End of an Era
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Tuesday, 26 April 2011. Extreme End of an Era. So having decided to take some time out visit some ‘far out’ places I find myself skulking around the big apple. As with most American things its all about neon lights and adding excessive EXTREME adjectives. So what does one do here in this GRAND and HUGE city? Well, being a hungry hungry hippo I decided that finding the best food was a great way of viewing the city. So where does that leave me? Posted by Lemon Tree Man. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Lemon Tree Man: October 2010
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Wednesday, 27 October 2010. Why oh why did we invent coffee flavoured ones? Who though that coffee flavoured sweets are tasty? They should all be shot. While exploring the end of my diet as I need to recover from hangover of stag dos’ I came across some jelly beans in the office goodie bag. Sweet I thought, let’s eat a few; I munched through a few and ended the yummy spree with coffee. STOP MAKING COFFEE FLAVOURED SWEETS YOU BUNCH OF MORONS. Posted by Lemon Tree Man. Tuesday, 19 October 2010. Why the new...
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Lemon Tree Man: November 2010
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Friday, 19 November 2010. Well here we find ourselves again, however this time with too much to say and 105 fever. So lets start at the beginning. I am 4 hours away from the start of my holiday and for some insane reason have managed to catch the office bug in the last two days. Pray tell how am I supposed to deal with this? I am about to love many hours of holiday time to recovery. Ok enough about the boring stuff. let us talk about advertising. I was walking down the tube ( Metro) the other day...To my...
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