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twenty thousand words: that's how i was when i was young
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In the Name of Lunch. Monday, May 25, 2009. That's how i was when i was young. Lessons in Growing Up, #1:. You know, I wasn't going to tell you this, but I have to. A few weeks ago, right in that parking lot over there, I saw a girl get raped. She got raped by a black guy on a bmx bicycle. The police were all here, and it was on CP24- you didn't see it? I ran home faster than I ever have. Thanks for nothing, pug man. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Where Did Our Lunch Go? I should've been fired.
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twenty thousand words: pitter patter
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In the Name of Lunch. Tuesday, July 14, 2009. Then Brendan Canning grabbed his mic: "the last time we played here was in 2oo4! And I thought, fuck, really? Had listened to it plenty of times in our parents' stationwagon while rain ran down the windshield. But this was the first time I had ever heard them play live. And it hit me hard. I would trek through a snowstorm to buy Stars' Set Yourself On Fire. I'd sit on someone's bed, watching Half Nelson. I'd learn to love my first name, all thanks to Feist.
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twenty thousand words: February 2009
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In the Name of Lunch. Saturday, February 28, 2009. As Apple Martin is my witness. Today I caught myself thinking about the late winter/early spring of the year I was in grade 9. I was doing an ISU project on Carl Sagan's Contact. For my English class. I decided to try "tv turnoff week", breaking it only once to watch a well-timed airing of the Jodie Foster movie on City. I was listening to a lot of Coldplay's Parachutes. No, everything's not lost. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Where Did Our Lunch Go?
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twenty thousand words: over the sand, over the plan
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In the Name of Lunch. Wednesday, April 7, 2010. Over the sand, over the plan. A few weeks ago, I went to see "Chloe" with my mom. After seeing the previews and reading the reviews, I wasn't expecting much: some dramatic tension, Amanda Seyfried's butt, the chance to snicker when familiar Toronto landmarks came into view (Cafe Diplomatico, really? Chloe was not that movie. Last night I went to see "Greenberg". As a fan of Noah Baumbach, I thought, maybe, maybe! But no, no. She's a very risky writer, Lili&...
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twenty thousand words: September 2009
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In the Name of Lunch. Wednesday, September 2, 2009. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Where Did Our Lunch Go? I should've been fired. I wish i was this clever. Nothing makes me happier. You Can't Hurry Lunch. I never went to camp as a kid. I went to a day cam. View my complete profile. I'm Gonna Make You Lunch Me.
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twenty thousand words: July 2009
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In the Name of Lunch. Tuesday, July 14, 2009. Then Brendan Canning grabbed his mic: "the last time we played here was in 2oo4! And I thought, fuck, really? Had listened to it plenty of times in our parents' stationwagon while rain ran down the windshield. But this was the first time I had ever heard them play live. And it hit me hard. I would trek through a snowstorm to buy Stars' Set Yourself On Fire. I'd sit on someone's bed, watching Half Nelson. I'd learn to love my first name, all thanks to Feist.
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twenty thousand words: Johnson & Johnson & Dead
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In the Name of Lunch. Monday, January 11, 2010. Johnson and Johnson and Dead. On December 31st I publicly announced (to the small crowd in our living room) that my new year's resolution was to "finish my thesis". Okay, fine, but that's not so much a resolution as an obligation: failure is only an option if I'm willing to shell out another 5 thou worth of tuition to buy myself more time. My new new year's resolution is to be a better diabetic so I don't flame out at age thirty like Casey Johnson. View my ...
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twenty thousand words: May 2009
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In the Name of Lunch. Monday, May 25, 2009. That's how i was when i was young. Lessons in Growing Up, #1:. You know, I wasn't going to tell you this, but I have to. A few weeks ago, right in that parking lot over there, I saw a girl get raped. She got raped by a black guy on a bmx bicycle. The police were all here, and it was on CP24- you didn't see it? I ran home faster than I ever have. Thanks for nothing, pug man. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Where Did Our Lunch Go? I should've been fired.
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twenty thousand words: hey, yeah, awww
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In the Name of Lunch. Wednesday, April 8, 2009. Hey, yeah, awww. This time last year, I assumed the hardest part was going to be getting in. Of course. All that paperwork! All those weeks of waiting! Once I got in- and once I passed that remedial mythology bird course laden with trick questions- then the water wouldn't be choppy anymore. Then I wouldn't be worried. Then things wouldn't be so unclear. Wouldn't it be nice. How does one get themselves out of a slump like this? What is this slump, anyway?
