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And Then What Happened?: December 2006
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And Then What Happened? Sunday, December 24, 2006. Fragments of wisdom or decay. Is it egotistical to answer your own sentence prompts? A finger curled around the door. Coy, suggestive. His way of announcing tonight he would be mine. Applewhite carnations erect in his fist, I gasped and by the time a knee nudged my chair I was drooling at his feet. I woke to ruffled sheets, held by my own warmth. His wooing gift abandoned; my God the leaves had never looked so limp. Wise words you needed last night, hips...
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And Then What Happened?: Fragments of wisdom or decay
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And Then What Happened? Sunday, December 24, 2006. Fragments of wisdom or decay. Is it egotistical to answer your own sentence prompts? A finger curled around the door. Coy, suggestive. His way of announcing tonight he would be mine. Applewhite carnations erect in his fist, I gasped and by the time a knee nudged my chair I was drooling at his feet. I woke to ruffled sheets, held by my own warmth. His wooing gift abandoned; my God the leaves had never looked so limp. Wise words you needed last night, hips...
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That Ginger Bastard's Blog of Bastardry: Juvenilia
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Monday, June 30, 2008. Inspired by Adam and Joe's recent feature. The Bonkers Mail like it, so maybe you will, it's a credible source (could I be making satire about the real Daily Mail? Probably not, but I'd like to think so). I'm not enjoying my use of the evil typeface comic sans on this, poor show son. Ever had a book dedicated to you? Well you have now! I probably should explain I produced other HappyHead books, but I probably binned them, shame. Oh he's smiling now he sees some Battle Droids. I hop...
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That Ginger Bastard's Blog of Bastardry: World History through pop music
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Friday, February 16, 2007. World History through pop music. Everyone loves History, and everyone loves music. But some people love these two subjects too much that they load their music videos with a strong world history subtext to educte as well as entertain. Girl Aloud and Sugababes are no different from anyone of us, they love History! In their music video for Walk this way (which is for charity, charity fans! They just couldn't resist teaching us about the Berlin Wall. Look the ignorant west is compl...
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That Ginger Bastard's Blog of Bastardry: Mee4Mee
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Thursday, July 24, 2008. 1 Do you know where your dad is right now? I'm gonna do one of those MeMe's wot I saw on the social networking phenomenon BeFaceSpaceBo, enjoy. 2 Last time you kissed someone? 3 What is something you've learned about yourself recently? Not entirely sure, alcohol was involved. 4 What color is your watch? I can't tell the time. 5 Do you like anyone? I can't tell the time. 6 Are you close to your mum? I like my Mum. 7 Where do you work? I like my Mum. 9 What do you smell like? 29 Ha...
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That Ginger Bastard's Blog of Bastardry: July 2008
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Thursday, July 24, 2008. 1 Do you know where your dad is right now? I'm gonna do one of those MeMe's wot I saw on the social networking phenomenon BeFaceSpaceBo, enjoy. 2 Last time you kissed someone? 3 What is something you've learned about yourself recently? Not entirely sure, alcohol was involved. 4 What color is your watch? I can't tell the time. 5 Do you like anyone? I can't tell the time. 6 Are you close to your mum? I like my Mum. 7 Where do you work? I like my Mum. 9 What do you smell like? 29 Ha...
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That Ginger Bastard's Blog of Bastardry: Gah!
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Thursday, April 19, 2007. Sort it out Tony Blair or Gordon Brown (but not David Cameron, but maybe Ming the Meaningless). The expected term for a stranger of similar gender is Mate, and not ginger, whilst it's a point of pride, it isn't a name. Bastardised by Clive Evil C. Wanna see a recurring theme in the posts? They are racist. FACT! 19 April 2007 at 17:52. Hey that is like so a hate crime or summink innit probably but no. 19 April 2007 at 19:46. 19 April 2007 at 22:10. Dan - Hate crime you say? 20 Ap...
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That Ginger Bastard's Blog of Bastardry: The weights on my shoulders are on hold from 8 to 11pm tomorrow...
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Friday, May 11, 2007. The weights on my shoulders are on hold from 8 to 11pm tomorrow. Scooch are going to win euorvision, I'm so confident that they'll win, I'll post a photo of my genitalls on my blog if they don't, ginger pubes and all*. Talking of ginger pubes, here is the beginning paragraph to my novella titled ginger pubes. Chapeter One. Realisation. Not legally binding, I'm not a complete loon! Bastardised by Clive Evil C. Wanna see a recurring theme in the posts? 11 May 2007 at 20:25. Next you'd...
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That Ginger Bastard's Blog of Bastardry: What I've been upto
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Thursday, February 14, 2008. What I've been upto. I'm still in denial and think February has just begun, when of course it hasn't. Fuck. Well this is what I've been upto since I last blogged, bad news I'm afriad, this blog is going to be a weep peice, my face got stuck in the below expression for two weeks. Tip: Don't watch Lily Allen and Friend's on BBC3, because that'll force your face to do all manner of disgusted facial expressions. Bastardised by Clive Evil C. Hope you get better soon. x. I assumed ...
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That Ginger Bastard's Blog of Bastardry: I love Mitchell and Webb
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Sunday, March 18, 2007. I love Mitchell and Webb. She told me to blog them. Bastardised by Clive Evil C. Wanna see a recurring theme in the posts? Why are you covering david? Is it because you know of my love for the other one? Very good btw :D. 18 March 2007 at 15:16. Yes, thats it in one answer. Very Good you say? Of course you would, you biased little fan ;). 19 March 2007 at 11:34. Why is it an advantage that the power chords pop out? Still, I'd lick their faces for nothing. 19 March 2007 at 12:24.
