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The Last Few Years | TimothyX
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The Last Few Years – TimothyX. The Last Few Years. The Last Few Years. December 18, 2013. Hey look, I’m not dead! Yesterday I posted a shit ton of (like 16) poems to the site, which I’ll talk about in a minute. Prior to that, however, I hadn’t posted anything since seeing PACIFIC RIM. Six months ago. I’ve been a bit crap at keeping this place updated regularly for a few years now. There are a few reasons for that, which I suppose I’ll talk about now, in no particular order. These were my people. Star War...
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Life With The Grammar Nazi | TimothyX
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Life With The Grammar Nazi – TimothyX. Life With The Grammar Nazi. Life With The Grammar Nazi. March 8, 2014. I hate pedantic motherfuckers that always. Correct my parts of speech. I raised one eyebrow a bit and put on my best “Look at me, I’m a prick” smirk. You don’t hate pedantic motherfuckers. Always correct your parts of speech? He finds writing about himself in the third person to be an overtly seductive invitation to tell lies. He once captured a French Eagle at Talavera. 8249; The Last Few Years.
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Nightmare Toe | TimothyX
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Nightmare Toe – TimothyX. August 28, 2014. So, this is something I started writing a long while back and apparently gave up on. Having spent the last week rebuilding this site from scratch, I just ran across it and realized I’d completely forgotten about it. It was originally titled “The Long, Fairly Disgusting (But Mostly Boring) Story Of My Toe,” but I’ve opted to change that because it has no business being that long. 8221; Then he said, “Well, we’ll do our best to save the toe.”. Obviously I’ve...
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Comics | TimothyX
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Comics – TimothyX. March 24, 2014. I was going to write this a couple weeks ago but getting the hour or two of free time has been difficult. And I just realized I haven’t posted anything in over ten days so I’ve decided to simply do …. Read more ›. Tagged with: Love and Rockets. September 5, 2011. Read more ›. Posted in blah blah blah. Green Lantern – Dumbest Night. August 11, 2009. Read more ›. Tagged with: American Splendor. I Just Can't Bring Myself To Care That Batman Is Dead.Again. February 20, 2009.
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TimothyX | TimothyX
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TimothyX – TimothyX. View all posts by TimothyX. Tim Hatch lives in a secret volcano headquarters somewhere in the South Pacific, where he controls the world economy and writes confessional poetry about his disappointing childhood. His poetry has been published in MungBeing, East Jasmine Review, The Pacific Review, The Vehicle, Touch: The Journal Of Healing, Apeiron Review, and he is the recipient of the 2014 Felix Valdez Award. He once captured a French Eagle at Talavera. January 26, 2017. Who’s T...
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Politics | TimothyX
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Politics – TimothyX. March 21, 2014. So I’m going through the process of reviewing the me-generated content on my site prior to 2007 and deciding what I want to keep and what needs to go. When I’m done, everything I don’t like will be deleted. Prior …. Read more ›. Posted in blah blah blah. Tagged with: Mr. Angry Pants. Time For A Quick Definition. February 2, 2010. Read more ›. Posted in blah blah blah. November 12, 2009. Read more ›. Posted in blah blah blah. September 24, 2009. Read more ›. Posted in ...
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Love & Rockets | TimothyX
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Love and Rockets – TimothyX. Posts tagged Love and Rockets. March 24, 2014. I was going to write this a couple weeks ago but getting the hour or two of free time has been difficult. And I just realized I haven’t posted anything in over ten days so I’ve decided to simply do …. Read more ›. Tagged with: Love and Rockets. Green Lantern – Dumbest Night. August 11, 2009. Read more ›. Tagged with: American Splendor. I Just Can't Bring Myself To Care That Batman Is Dead.Again. Who’s The Troll?
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Get In Touch | TimothyX
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Get In Touch – TimothyX. Tim at timothyx dot com. Lighting is everything. But good clothes, makeup, and a hot chick don’t hurt. Who’s The Troll? Star Wars: The Force Awakens – 60 “Plot Holes” You Need To Calm The Fuck Down About. Poet’s Wife at a Poetry Reading. It Came From Howard. The Not-Very-Timely Movie Review. TimothyX.com is powered by WordPress.
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New World Order | TimothyX
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New World Order – TimothyX. March 21, 2014. It’s kind of fascinating, in a narcissistic way, to have a record of eleven years of your writing sitting around. It’s also kind of sad to see how fucking angry I used to be. Thank god for change. Criminals convicted of vandalism will now be instantly executed and their families will be required to repair the damage caused by the deceased. Harsh, yes, but I expect a 100% decrease in vandalism within the first six months of my rule. Corrupt cops, judges, and off...
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Cream Of Broccoli Soup | TimothyX
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Cream Of Broccoli Soup – TimothyX. Cream Of Broccoli Soup. Cream Of Broccoli Soup. October 13, 2014. 1 Tablespoon Extra Virgin Olive Oil. 8-10 Cups Chicken Broth. 05 Cups Fat Free Greek Yogurt. Juice Of One Lemon. If you like thicker soups, turn the heat back up to medium high and let it simmer, checking on it every ten minutes or so until you’re happy with it. He finds writing about himself in the third person to be an overtly seductive invitation to tell lies. He once captured a French Eagle at Talavera.
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