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Fashion Tips for the Last Days. Lines written upon meeting a beautiful girl with a glass eye. 8211; Partner in crime and captain of arts and crafts. 8211; Clown filth. 8211; Scandinavian sauna slaughter. 8211; Fight the power! 8211; Filth filth. 8211; 19th Century Hip Hop Superstar. 8211; Beard filth. 8211; Art Radical. 8211; Hat Filth. 8211; Dead Birds. 8211; The Admiral. 8211; Philosophy Comics. The Bobby McGee’s. 8211; Ukulele Filth. 8211; The Future. 8211; Music for robots and ghosts.
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Hawker's Pot: A Match Made in Heaven
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Hawker’s Pot seeks to entertain, but only because he can no longer remember what he came here for in the first place. Friday, 4 September 2009. A Match Made in Heaven. That night in the crowded bar of Boyle’s Hotel was the first time they saw each other. Their faces lit up and they just knew. She was Phillumena Tinderwood, daughter of a prosperous, I mean, phosphorous merchant. He was Al Lumette, night club pianist and professional gambler. “Strike a light! 8221; Al demanded. “Spill! But Al’s old t...
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Hawker's Pot: Pathetic Epithets #1
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Hawker’s Pot seeks to entertain, but only because he can no longer remember what he came here for in the first place. Tuesday, 16 June 2009. The King was expected at any moment. Lady M wrung her hands in despair. Where were the soldiers? In the flipping guardroom.) Where were the serving men? In the blimming wine cellar.) Come to that, where was her husband? On the blasted heath.). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Physical Stockists of Hawker's Pot cards. Arnolfini Bookshop, Bristol. Jokes about Fairy...
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Hawker's Pot: Tread Softly
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Hawker’s Pot seeks to entertain, but only because he can no longer remember what he came here for in the first place. Friday, 3 July 2015. Upcoming dates for Miserable Malcolm:. July I’ll be performing at the Hip Yak Poetry Shack at the Frome Festival. With Jonny Fluffypunk, Liv Torc and Beryl the Feral. It’s at the Archangel, 1 King Street, Frome, starts at 7.30pm and costs £8 to get in. Then on Saturday 11. SVA Events programme here. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Arnolfini Bookshop, Bristol.
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Hawker's Pot: You Can’t Take It With You
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Hawker’s Pot seeks to entertain, but only because he can no longer remember what he came here for in the first place. Saturday, 8 August 2015. You Can’t Take It With You. Obviously, in the above joke (as in the joke about The Ten Commandments. You can insert any virtue you like. Here are some suggestions:. A Belief in the After-Life. Miserable Malcolm is on holiday at the moment (he’s not enjoying it) but will be back in morose action at the Stroud Fringe. August as part of Good On Paper. Hawker's Pot is...
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Hawker's Pot: A brief history of Jokes (Part VI)
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Hawker’s Pot seeks to entertain, but only because he can no longer remember what he came here for in the first place. Friday, 10 July 2009. A brief history of Jokes (Part VI). The year 1797 brought together two young men who had independently been struggling to develop a new kind of humour that befitted the extreme weather of the epoch. Their names were Wordsworth and Coleridge. One of their most successful creations was the extremely garrulous character, who it was impossible to get away from once he st...
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Hawker's Pot: Byzantine
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Hawker’s Pot seeks to entertain, but only because he can no longer remember what he came here for in the first place. Wednesday, 10 June 2009. 8220;Yes,” replied the Archimandrite, sadly, “it’s an Occident waiting to happen.”. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Physical Stockists of Hawker's Pot cards. Arnolfini Bookshop, Bristol. Bloom and Curll bookshop, Bristol. Blaze Studio, Bristol. Ginger Fig, Taunton. View my complete profile. All words and images. Bill Jones 2009-201 6. The Hawker's Pot Song.
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Hawker's Pot: The Smirking Ban
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Hawker’s Pot seeks to entertain, but only because he can no longer remember what he came here for in the first place. Friday, 10 December 2010. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Physical Stockists of Hawker's Pot cards. Arnolfini Bookshop, Bristol. Bloom and Curll bookshop, Bristol. Blaze Studio, Bristol. Ginger Fig, Taunton. View my complete profile. All words and images. Bill Jones 2009-201 6. The Hawker's Pot Song. A Brief History of Jokes (Part II). A Match Made in Heaven. Crashaw's Diary (Part IX).
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Mike puts his foot down over Europe… and lifts up the other one… | thedailywhale
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Just another WordPress.com site. Mike puts his foot down over Europe… and lifts up the other one…. July 3, 2012. Mike “hanging out with Alice Cooper”. We’re not worthy. The hard-rocking squatter-hating “From the Real 99%” MP for Hove, Mike Weatherley, still seems in a state of some confusion about what he actually thinks about Europe. In a characteristic display of bluster and hyperbole, he’s just pasted an assertion on his blog. This isn’t the first time Mike hasn’t checked his facts. You are commenting...
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Danish Furniture | thedailywhale
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Just another WordPress.com site. July 13, 2012. You know the Scandinavian monarchies? Think of it like that. We want a minimalist relationship with Europe. Think Danish Furniture. We want a Diet Coke version. A skinny latte. An easyjet ticket. An IKEA flat-pack, pain, vin, boursin. You know. Just the basics. It’s like a mug of jelly. A seal biscuit. Some old mince. A cup of tea Europe with 15% milk. A gluestick with the lid left on. Lovingly restored cobbles. Flakey pastry around the edge. You know, a no...
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