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Sheriff Andy Taylor and my Wife's Best Friend - A Few Years in the ValleyA Few Years in the Valley

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A Few Years in the Valley. Published short stories, flash fiction, and poetry by writer Kip Hanson. Sheriff Andy Taylor and my Wife’s Best Friend. March 23, 2013. Yesterday my wife caught me with a picture of her best friend Liz. It was the one of her at the Christmas party, wearing the skimpy red dress and the reindeer antlers. It’s my favorite photo. Jesus, Jen. Ever heard of knocking? She doesn’t buy it. Bastard, she says, and runs for the car keys. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Your email address will ...

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McGee and the Garden Hose - A Few Years in the ValleyA Few Years in the Valley

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A Few Years in the Valley. Published short stories, flash fiction, and poetry by writer Kip Hanson. McGee and the Garden Hose. February 6, 2013. On the day James McGee decided to end his life, his wife had called him an asshole. You’ll never be happy, Jimmy, said Helen. They sat at opposite ends of the kitchen table, middle-aged opponents squared off on a suburban battlefield. McGee planned to endure today’s skirmish as he had countless others, through a tactic of silent indifference. Places to Find Me.

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Build a Teepee, Come Inside - A Few Years in the ValleyA Few Years in the Valley

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A Few Years in the Valley. Published short stories, flash fiction, and poetry by writer Kip Hanson. Build a Teepee, Come Inside. March 23, 2013. Read the rest: http:/ www.fiction365.com/2013/01/build-a-teepee-come-inside/. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Laquo; Sheriff Andy Taylor and my Wife’s Best Friend. Places to Find Me. A Twist of Noir.

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Finals Week - A Few Years in the ValleyA Few Years in the Valley

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A Few Years in the Valley. Published short stories, flash fiction, and poetry by writer Kip Hanson. March 4, 2013. Darius Fletcher woke from a dream of Elvis Presley in a leotard. Don’t be cruel, sang the. King of Rock and Roll. Lisa’s ringtone. The blue glow of the cable box said 3:55 AM. Why. Fletcher gently slid his arm from beneath the mass of blonde hair lying next to. Him Mary Beth was a light sleeper. He picked up his cell phone and padded out to the. Good morning, sleepy head. Did I wake you?

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A Few Years in the Valley - Page 2 of 4 - Published short stories, flash fiction, and poetry by writer Kip HansonA Few Years in the Valley

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A Few Years in the Valley. Published short stories, flash fiction, and poetry by writer Kip Hanson. November 1, 2012. That’s why Billy was at the pool. Of course every kid in New Highland was there that day, except for the losers like Keith Mackenbrook, sentenced to summer school for failing math and art. Who flunks art class? Or Scooter Jones and the rest of the football jocks busy tackling colorful burlap dummies, and running sweaty laps round the dirt patch the town called an athletic field. Read the ...

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After the Movie - A Few Years in the ValleyA Few Years in the Valley

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A Few Years in the Valley. Published short stories, flash fiction, and poetry by writer Kip Hanson. March 23, 2013. It was the stupid commercial that finally pushed her over the edge. The hot office broad, up on her desk like a pole dancer, and those goofy executive types leering at her. Be more attractive to your employers. It said, and I laughed. You goddamned men. You’re all the same. I didn’t stand a chance. Rachit was just a commercial. What’s the big deal? Is this another one of your rape things?

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Love, Barbeque, and Food Safety - A Few Years in the ValleyA Few Years in the Valley

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A Few Years in the Valley. Published short stories, flash fiction, and poetry by writer Kip Hanson. Love, Barbeque, and Food Safety. March 1, 2013. It was like Ground Zero at the Trinity nuclear test site. My neighbor Jim laughed so hard he fell off the picnic table. What a jerk. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t mind cooking for her. But I’d rather do it indoors, where it’s safe. Grilling is dangerous. Charcoal briquettes are chock full of toxic chemicals. Those long-handled cooking implem...You could put an ...

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A Few Years in the Valley - Page 3 of 4 - Published short stories, flash fiction, and poetry by writer Kip HansonA Few Years in the Valley

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A Few Years in the Valley. Published short stories, flash fiction, and poetry by writer Kip Hanson. December 25, 2010. We were way behind schedule. Dancer and Prancer had started my morning off by breaking into the stores of magic corn, and had been laying down some serious reindeer games all day long; poor Rudolph was near tears. And of course, I’d told the team to go easy with the carbs on Christmas Eve, but did they listen? September 20, 2010. I would become a hairdresser. August 14, 2010. In response...

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A Few Years in the Valley - Page 4 of 4 - Published short stories, flash fiction, and poetry by writer Kip HansonA Few Years in the Valley

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A Few Years in the Valley. Published short stories, flash fiction, and poetry by writer Kip Hanson. January 28, 2010. Clean out desk at work, hand in resignation letter, bring good suit to dry cleaner. Wash dog and bring to kennel, drop cat at Mrs. Johnson’s, water plants, feed fish. Balance checkbook, make house payment, suspend utilities. Bring flowers to Dad’s grave, stop on way home to fill gas tank, buy new garden hose and roll of duct tape at hardware store. January 8, 2010. No, I am not paranoid.