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It's Fly Lice You Plick: 9/25/05 - 10/2/05
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It's Fly Lice You Plick. Friday, September 30, 2005. I made this for a co-worker from a previous job. Let's just say if I took him to court, I'd be on the witness stand pointing at a doll's bathing suit area. To clarify, the doll would look like me. My email is agentyellow [at] gmail.com if you'd like a printable copy. Posted by Fly Lice You Plick @ 7:12 PM. Case in point, during my first week here, "D" strolls into my office and starts to introduce himself. D: "Hi, I'm D.". D: "I have MS". Another conve...
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It's Fly Lice You Plick: 10/9/05 - 10/16/05
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It's Fly Lice You Plick. Friday, October 14, 2005. While on the topic of business cards, has anyone noticed that nobody ever reads them? I think the general life cycle of your typical business card is:. 1 Card is received. 2 Card is carelessly filed away in wallet (unread). 3 Wallet becomes disorganized. 4 Owner of wallet takes fat stack of business cards out, glances them over, probably can't remember who gave it to him/her. 5 Card is tossed in the garbage. Ricardo Gonzalez, Spray Equipment Salesman.
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It's Fly Lice You Plick: 11/6/05 - 11/13/05
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It's Fly Lice You Plick. Friday, November 11, 2005. This Is Why I Can't Get a Date. I spent a whole week with my camera in the glove compartment, waiting for my odometer to hit this. I ended up driving circles around a neighbourhood at 1 in the morning with Dave and my brother to get this shot. Yes, I'm a huge dork and damn proud of it! Posted by Fly Lice You Plick @ 11:15 PM. Thursday, November 10, 2005. These are my top secret tools of the trade:. A DOS based, text only web browser. Notepad.exe - F...
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It's Fly Lice You Plick: 11/13/05 - 11/20/05
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It's Fly Lice You Plick. Thursday, November 17, 2005. Remember how I gave notice two weeks ago? The boss doesn't seem to. I've had to take the initiative of drafting up the ad and posting it myself. To add to the challenge, I'm not allowed to post it anywhere that costs money. Make fun of the hiring company's archaic system. Say that you're only there for the money and probably won't stay around for long. Forget to shave. for a few days. I really wish I could take tomorrow off. Tuesday, November 15, 2005.
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It's Fly Lice You Plick: 10/30/05 - 11/6/05
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It's Fly Lice You Plick. Friday, November 04, 2005. Carte Blanche For Good Times. Accountancy is not my forté. Let me reiterate. Accountancy is NOT my forté. That is why I didn't go to a school of accountancy. Perhaps that is also why I am not an accountant by trade. So that begs the question. Why am I doing the accountant's job? I hope I'm not held liable should the company do an Enron because of my faulty calculations . Today, I'm learning how to write with my left hand. It's not going so well....The e...
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It's Fly Lice You Plick: 10/2/05 - 10/9/05
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It's Fly Lice You Plick. Friday, October 07, 2005. It's obvious my inventive prowess has driven those mice away. Laser Mallet (tm) has been dismantled now that peace has been restored. Actually. The boss' dollar store mouse traps caught all three of them. Laser Mallet (tm) was dismantled because the mechanics needed the mallet part back. And because they made fun of me.*sob*. It's all good though, I'm going to let the air out of their tires when they aren't looking (not really). Thursday, October 06, 2005.
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It's Fly Lice You Plick: 9/4/05 - 9/11/05
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It's Fly Lice You Plick. Thursday, September 08, 2005. Okay I suck at introductions so let's make this quick. There's stuff in the bio. I'm sure I could elaborate but meh. I guess I'll kick things off with a small work related anecdote. When mixed in the right proportions, can bring. But I digress. What followed was a blur of chaos, four letter profanity, and grievous injury. The human mind tends to block out traumatic events as a coping mechanism. Today I am Retarded MacGuyver. Fly Lice You Plick. This ...
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It's Fly Lice You Plick: 9/18/05 - 9/25/05
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It's Fly Lice You Plick. Friday, September 23, 2005. Here's my predicament: I work a boring Monday to Friday desk job. I'm caught up on all major projects. I can't surf the Intarweb because the boss expects that I'm working at all times. There are still two hours 'til quitting time. It's time for office adventures. The plan for today: Hole myself up in the can with Bejeweled. For as long it takes to get a new high score. What if they're reporting this to the boss? What would Jesus do? Small Talk and XBOX.
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It's Fly Lice You Plick: 9/11/05 - 9/18/05
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It's Fly Lice You Plick. Friday, September 16, 2005. There's a curly hair on my desk and it ain't my colour. If they find a dead, partly clothed body in my office, this hair would go in as evidence. It's that kind of hair. Posted by Fly Lice You Plick @ 4:42 PM. Thursday, September 15, 2005. The Journal of M. Here is a breakdown of M's childish antics today:. M locks the door to the building just as I'm about to open it. Har har. Me: "Good Morning, M". M: "What's so good about it? Jon: "Yeah, M? M: "Go f...
