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Relentless Laundry: Packing Procrastination
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Tuesday, 23 June 2015. We leave for Europe in three days. Actually, less than three days. We have also just downloaded Game of Thrones 5. And, as of last Friday, the kids are on school holidays. So these alone should go some way towards explaining my absence. But first things first: Europe. I’m fairly sure that I was a bit more organised about this last year – bags out and clothes strewn and lists made and gifts bought; this year? Amongst the presents were some much-wanted Forbidden Fruits, leading to ye...
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Relentless Laundry: January 2015
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Thursday, 22 January 2015. Tea AND crisps AND newspapers. I'm almost in heaven. Excitement – and by that I mean near-hysteria – levels in the house are at an all-time high at the moment. First of all we have this:. Which is about 1/10. Of the amount of gifts brought by my mum who is - joy! We also have these –. PROPER ENGLISH WEEKEND NEWSPAPERS! And look – it’s Esther from Recipe Rifle. Less excitingly for me, we also now have this:. The faulty porn star Beavis and Butthead ones? And so I have been retre...
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Relentless Laundry: October 2014
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Friday, 24 October 2014. Now, where was I? Ah yes, dragging my sorry ass around Singapore in the name of exercise. The point of the (one-off) exercise was Bali - specifically, bikini-wearing in Bali - which is where today's dispatch comes from. 'Why are you updating your blog? I hear you all cry; 'why are you not out lounging about on a beach somewhere, surfers in sight, cocktail in hand? So, Bali. It is NOT Singapore. You poo on the beach in Singapore? Why limit it to just the once? 21 and counting....
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Relentless Laundry: Which would you rather: Dengue Fever or Meningitis?
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Wednesday, 20 May 2015. Which would you rather: Dengue Fever or Meningitis? Sick – as in bleeding-from-orifices-sick - the next time you’re unlucky enough to get it might tip me slightly more towards VM, but then the headache and the spinal tap send me scurrying back to the Aedes mosquito. It’s a tough call. This conversation was the culmination in awfulness of a really awful week. It started with the Baby having a fever, and so all. Oh, and sorry, did I forget to mention this? My fingertips are in shreds.
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Relentless Laundry: April 2015
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Friday, 24 April 2015. Just another everyday school run. In the car this morning:. Let’s have a ghost story! Together, difficult to differentiate): Please! Because the last time we had a ghost story, you. Glancing at the Girl) started to cry, and you. Glancing at the Boy) wouldn’t go to bed on your own that night. Ok Um What is your favourite movie? You haven’t seen Godzilla. But I would do. If you weren’t SO MEAN, and it’s still my favourite film. WHICH YOU WON'T LET ME SEE. No, weet. In-yany Zone!
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Relentless Laundry: I am Alive! Barely.
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Wednesday, 10 June 2015. Three weeks went quickly, no? In the meantime, highlights (a very generous description) from the past few weeks as follows:. Hear the squeak of the wheels! Hear the shriek AND feel the thud of the tiny man you just knocked over etc.). Speaking of the supermarket, ENORMOUS excitement at my regular Pit of Grocery Hell this week when I discovered a shelf laiden with Tesco goods! The phone and renders the screen totally, as opposed to only partially, unreadable. Smash him. SMASH!
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Relentless Laundry: February 2015
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Saturday, 28 February 2015. Babies, beaches and more babies. Baby update. She starts nursery next week! 8221; Any slight, and we are NFI’d. “Me have party. Big party. Big Amow-Woof-Woof party. Dada come. Yaya come. Deddie come. MAMA NO COME. Mama MEAN.” ). Anyway, somewhere coastal and beachy. Which is, I think, where the similarities end. Listen, if I can’t show off on my own blog, where can I do it? If you want to know why we moved to Asia, that. How do they do it? Had turned into this:. But then I got...
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Relentless Laundry: July 2015
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Saturday, 11 July 2015. Land of Rain and Sports Camps. But oh, the fresh air, and the food and drink. It's glorious. Cheese and soda bread, and eggs with bright orange yolks. I have turned into quite the breakfast fiend. As soon as I can work out how to add photos via the iPad, I will regale you all with my current morning obsession (clue: it involves eggs and microwaves. I know, horror! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). When I'm not shouting, weeping, cleaning, washing or folding, I also do this:. Courgettes ...
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Relentless Laundry: Sticky topics of conversation. (Hohoho)
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Monday, 10 August 2015. Sticky topics of conversation. (Hohoho). Suddenly the summer is over, and with it the summer holidays. THANK YOU GOD. Because, while they were fabulous. I have started to eye up the large pack of paracetamol over the past few days. Jetlag, children and no childcare do not a smiley-mummy make. 8211; and as such our helper is, quite rightly, ignoring all things domestic.). 8220;Mum, can a woman have a baby if she’s not married? Seriously, this again? 8220;How does she get it? 8220;W...