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In On My Ass: November 2005
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In On My Ass. Tuesday, November 29, 2005. I'll even break it down to an acronym "BNB." (The fact that that is not technicaly the correct acronym will be discussed next week.). Today I took it to a new level. And by "it" I mean both using "bread and butter" and having a silent discussion with myself. There was a saturated Cheese-Puff in the sink today. It took me a long time to figure out what it was. Posted by Seabags @ 5:49 PM. Wednesday, November 23, 2005. Back not too long ago I was popping chickens w...
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In On My Ass: April 2006
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In On My Ass. Friday, April 14, 2006. The Knife is gone and other than that I have been silenced on the enitre issue. What knife? It was pretty cool throwing it away because the dumpster is chained shut. In order to chuck the sicke, I had to pry the corner of the lid up and kinda shove it in there. And if that doesn't look fucking shaaaady, you spend too much time at Wong's. Posted by Seabags @ 11:44 AM. McFly and Linnea's Blog. In order to fund the on-going operations of this b.
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In On My Ass: October 2006
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In On My Ass. Thursday, October 26, 2006. I got my new drivers license in the mail yesterday. I also received a letter from Frontier Airlines with my old license that they apparently found. Some of you may mistakenly call that irony. Some things about my new world:. The guy in the parking lot doesn't like me. I haven't even spoken to him, but he clearly does not like me. And it's not that I purposely don't. There is a brown paper bag in the refrigerator. Written on it: Free - 1/2 Turkey. The women walks ...
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In On My Ass: December 2005
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In On My Ass. Thursday, December 15, 2005. Today’s discussion includes The Knife and Rite-Aid. How could I possibly, and much more importantly why would I, make this stuff up? I have hunch that the old man morning drinker, the Jewish Community Center and The Knife are somehow connected. Posted by Seabags @ 1:18 PM. Wednesday, December 14, 2005. What is the best breakfast/lunch ever? Posted by Seabags @ 10:20 AM. Tuesday, December 13, 2005. Please take a moment to complete the following sentence:. If you ...
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In On My Ass: January 2006
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In On My Ass. Wednesday, January 25, 2006. My Instant Message picture is now Flava Flav. Most people don't comment. Posted by Seabags @ 10:47 AM. Friday, January 20, 2006. I apologize of the lack of posting recently. I have been busy connecting innovation to product design. I have some important news based on today's turn of events. I think that they know that I know. I made it home safely and whipped up a Swiss, spinach and smoked salmon omelet. To have done otherwise would be letting them win. We have ...
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In On My Ass: May 2006
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In On My Ass. Tuesday, May 02, 2006. Leigh totally black balled me. Frontline stone: fucking threw me under the bus. Frontline stone: is rick sloss cool? Frontline stone: noted. will do? Frontline stone: on the brink of carnage. Frontline stone: creating mass carnage. Frontline stone: noted. will do. J Simmons: in with the good. J Simmons: out with the bad. Frontline stone: noted. will do. J Simmons: count to 4 on each breath. J Simmons: in, 2,3, 4. Frontline stone: ready to unleash the smelly shot storm.
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In On My Ass: October 2005
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In On My Ass. Monday, October 31, 2005. Thanks for returning to again view the insights of a technological isolate. There are 3 (maybe more) key topics to cover today. Anyway, I digress. During this late Friday morning walk as I was passing this house, something caught my eye, out of the most peripheral of vision. It was the old man, although he was not at his table. He was turning away from his window and yes he was naked. So what did I do? Posted by Seabags @ 10:06 AM. Friday, October 28, 2005. Hello a...
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In On My Ass: June 2006
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In On My Ass. Monday, June 05, 2006. I watched 'The Godfather" last night. When it was over, the first thing that came into my head was, "I wonder if the Seven Dwarves are a metaphorical characterization of the facets of Snow White's personality.". Today, I went to a web site that suposedly contained various interpretations of Snow White. The first thing that came into my head was, "What the hell am I doing? I have plagued with whatamIdoingness ever since. Posted by Seabags @ 1:15 PM. In one sentance, Da...
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In On My Ass: February 2006
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In On My Ass. Thursday, February 16, 2006. Steven Schnoor is a Financial Controller. I don't know him but since we are talking numbers:. 1 Total ad clicking revenue for the month of February:. I know we can do better, together as a team. Let's see this thing through and have something we can look back upon and be proud of. You all have done a great job and I know we can get back to where we once were. Hell! Posted by Seabags @ 12:29 PM. Wednesday, February 15, 2006. I have a new format under consideration.