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Brain Vomit: Makin' Up For Lost Time and Because Mike Asked...
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010. Makin' Up For Lost Time and Because Mike Asked. So here's some random thoughts about random topics:. 1 Don't ask me how I know this, but you shouldn't put formaldahyde in an open wound. Trust me on this one. 2 Although I guess if you were looking for an alternative to waterboarding, formaldahyde in an open wound would do just fine, thank you. 3 Smaller butts are easier to wipe. Trust me on this one too. Yeah, me neither. 6 Take that #17! 9 I reread some of my first blogs today&...
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Brain Vomit: Olympics Observations
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Monday, February 15, 2010. 1 Chris Collingsworth needs to lay off the Botox. Like Now. 2 Come to think of it, he needs to relax everything. He reminds me of Robby the Olympic Announcer Robot. 3 Figure skating would be more interesting if they skated to say, Metallica or Snoop Dogg. 5 I haven't watched the Opening Ceremonies yet. What did I miss? 6 OK, back to Chris Collingsworth. Is this guy a Buckeye? What's the the sweater vest and cordoroy-looking blazer? Did the airlines lose his luggage? I saw The C...
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Brain Vomit: Another Year, Another List of Things I Probably Won't Do
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Sunday, January 3, 2010. Another Year, Another List of Things I Probably Won't Do. This year, as I embark upon the close of my 40th year on this planet, I resolve to do the following:. Lose weight. Yes, let's just get this one out of the way right away. You know you're waiting to see it. Given that this starts the list, I could have also titled this, "I resolve to fail at the following:". Figure out who texted me Happy New Year at 12:07 on January 1. Yipee! I might have a stalker! And these little people:.
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Brain Vomit: Turkey Week Pukings
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Monday, November 23, 2009. Can't believe it's been so long since my last post! What have I been doing? Well, nothing much if you really must know, except trying to figure out a way to get all the books and magazines in my house read. I'm such a paper whore.I gotta have it. Know what really bugs me? When people say, "So-and-so died yesterday. Cause of death unknown." Really? Because I learned in like 6th grade science stations (thanks Ms. P! Yeah, me neither. I just don't like the songs. Tomorrow, my litt...
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Brain Vomit: Pre-Holiday Hurling
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Monday, December 21, 2009. If I had a boy, I would have named him Justin. Dunno why. Just think that's a macho name. If I had a girl, I would have named her Brielle. Unless, of course, my new last name was Brielle. That would have been stupid. I would have named her something else then. Hey Channel 8: When did Facebook become a news source? I need to cut my toenails. I bought these new face wipes. They stink like ass. Well, not literally ass. But close enough. Music I'm digging at the moment:. I don't li...
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Brain Vomit: Word up.
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Wednesday, January 5, 2011. A little less than a month ago, my beloved grandmother died. It is still like a stab wound to the heart to type that. And as the radio scanned through the stations (because when I'm in the car by myself, I scan the radio, an auditory A.D.D. if you will), I contemplated the words I thought people would use to describe me when I died. But then, more importantly, I contemplated the words I. Clearly, I shouldn't be able to be by myself for uninterrupted stretches of time. Given my...