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Harold Is Cool: September 2008
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A seven year timeline of rants, paranoia, strange childhood behaviour, sketchy illustrations and awkward moments. Monday, September 29, 2008. The Unscrupulous Magnet Thief. Will be discussed later. So, my room has been invaded. Ditto my brain it would seem, by an American girl bopping away her teens by beginning sentences with "so". However, the main point is that I entered my newly de-trashified room earlier today only to discover that trusty mcholey had been replaced with whitey o'trampoline. Buzzcuts ...
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Harold Is Cool: February 2008
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A seven year timeline of rants, paranoia, strange childhood behaviour, sketchy illustrations and awkward moments. Sunday, February 03, 2008. Benjamin Barker. Was. Unless of course I decide to go diamond mining. That being said, it seems like a good thought to round up the week, which began with a film that ended with the word “was” (Sweeney Todd) and is ending on –brace yourselves- embarkment on a new. Also, in between these two monumental milestones. There’ll possibly be a SaRAD! Yes, it is. View my com...
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Harold Is Cool: January 2012
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A seven year timeline of rants, paranoia, strange childhood behaviour, sketchy illustrations and awkward moments. Sunday, January 22, 2012. The Etiquette of Staring. Staring seems to make people uncomfortable. Which puts an interesting spin on staring contest enthusiasts. Not having a good balance in eye contact screws you up in multiple areas:. Too much, and you seem like you’re trying too hard and are thus covering up a lie. Too little, and you are shifty, and clearly have something to hide. Y: looking...
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Harold Is Cool: July 2010
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A seven year timeline of rants, paranoia, strange childhood behaviour, sketchy illustrations and awkward moments. Tuesday, July 06, 2010. Do You Sink it's a Good Place to Live? Interestingly, thought to be the original source of our modern common initial greeting of one another). So what does one do whilst on a break from the regular routine dictated by little coloured boxes? Other than making up highly plausible definitions of course. Because what is a bathroom without a an assortment of rocks? I write&...
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Harold Is Cool: December 2011
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A seven year timeline of rants, paranoia, strange childhood behaviour, sketchy illustrations and awkward moments. Thursday, December 22, 2011. This is why I don't write poetry any more. Reading that made me feel a bit like this: http:/ www.youtube.com/watch? Monday, December 19, 2011. Norman will never abate. This vague fear does not show any signs of abating at any time soon. I can’t remember the last time I showered without at least fleetingly thinking of 'Psycho'. I just don’t unde...I can (sometimes)...
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Harold Is Cool: March 2010
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A seven year timeline of rants, paranoia, strange childhood behaviour, sketchy illustrations and awkward moments. Monday, March 29, 2010. What's the strangest place in the world? The houses are all the same; white brick with blue trimmings. Graffiti covers the walls, despite each property being surrounded by a razor wire fence. 8220;Andrea Levy – is nver dirnking aginn”. Welcome to Facebook: where it isn’t stalking – it’s ‘networking’. It’s on like a stereo in a late model Douchemobile. 8221; Towards the...
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Harold Is Cool: October 2011
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A seven year timeline of rants, paranoia, strange childhood behaviour, sketchy illustrations and awkward moments. Monday, October 24, 2011. Head Over Heels for Coordination. I have a special circuit in my brain. Initiated by the song "Staying Alive", I have to immediately quash the urge to strut down the street and violently force myself to stop imagining that I am carrying paint. Or a woman's man. This negative feedback loop is important for two reasons. NOTE: I just realised my graph is wrong. More wor...
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Harold Is Cool: March 2008
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A seven year timeline of rants, paranoia, strange childhood behaviour, sketchy illustrations and awkward moments. Friday, March 21, 2008. This weekend’s events just serve to prove, that with a bit of perseverance, and a lot. Of willpower, the good side of human nature can shine through. Round of applause everybody, show the champions we respect what they’re doing. Now If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then you are A Bad Person. I am, of course, speaking of Machines. EXPLOITATION, that’s what.
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Harold Is Cool: Norman will never abate
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A seven year timeline of rants, paranoia, strange childhood behaviour, sketchy illustrations and awkward moments. Monday, December 19, 2011. Norman will never abate. This vague fear does not show any signs of abating at any time soon. I can’t remember the last time I showered without at least fleetingly thinking of 'Psycho'. I just don’t understand; why is this film so special? I can (sometimes) look in a mirror without imagining Bloody Mary emerging from it, I don’t (always) check my back seat for...
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Harold Is Cool: November 2011
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A seven year timeline of rants, paranoia, strange childhood behaviour, sketchy illustrations and awkward moments. Tuesday, November 15, 2011. I'm going out for a run. Be back in about three minutes.". People who know me, know me as a fitness machine. Of course by this I mean, much like a treadmill, I remain in one spot whilst others exercise. And occasionally beep. There are numerous ways I've gone about this. My personal favourite is to declare small bits of extra exertion as "exercise". This semi 70s p...