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Naked in Public: May 2009
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Thursday, May 21, 2009. A Big Week For Me; Puppy Porn. Despite the fact that, like Ron Burgundy, I've been living in a glass cage of emotion this week, there's several things going on that I'm excited about. First and foremost being that I'm getting my pupster in a few weeks. I can't WAIT to have a dog. As I've been told before, my biological clock is certainly barking. In consideration now:. A boxer (so lovey! A mastiff (my favorite forever, and yes, I know, not practical). A pittbull terrier (ditto).
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Naked in Public: September 2009
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Tuesday, September 29, 2009. I ripped this off from a site called Redbubble. Someone once told me that they should have known better than to date a writer, because "all writers have no souls." I've never forgotten that. This reminded me of that. I wish I could say I wrote it, but I didn't. Never Date a Writer. Links to this post. Thursday, September 17, 2009. Due to my dog's sickness (she's fine now, and thanks for the well-wishes, everyone), we've been at the vet a lot this week. We don't want to leave.
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Naked in Public: December 2009
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Monday, December 28, 2009. No Real Title; Of Course There's Dogstuff At The End. I had an apartment, a long time ago. It was going to be the first time I lived without a roommate. My apartment was freaking adorable. It had two front doors, for some reason. After Smith, my wackadoodle blond friend wanted to move in with me. Would this have been fun? Yes Would either of us have made it out of that situation alive? Weird, that this stands out as a regret of mine. PS: Gia gets fixed tomorrow! This is the Year.
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Naked in Public: Pending Nuptials, FormerBoys
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010. Pending Nuptials, FormerBoys. I love me some Pre-Husband. I feel a comfort with him that I haven't felt in a while.maybe ever. I know he's the right person for me. I've even naturally toned down the crazy, which, I think, is a direct result of living with him and his amazing calming presence. With him on the sofa last night was one of the best times I've had all week (also: anyone who's read this freaking thing even once knows I'm obsessed with all things NOLA). And I Am Not Lying.
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Naked in Public: October 2009
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Tuesday, October 6, 2009. The very day that Gia gets her rabies shot, she is going to the dog park with me, and she is going to be allowed to run herself ragged. She is teething, and while I feel bad for her and how miserable she must be, it's not the most fun time for us. She understands "NO," and I know she doesn't mean to bite, and we correct her, and she'll grow out of it, and blah blah blah, but between nipping and her nails, I look like a cutter. I never really understood that expression.
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Naked in Public: June 2009
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Tuesday, June 9, 2009. Ladies. All the Ladies. Louder Now. Help Me Out. Come On. All The Ladies. I have been avoiding this motherfucker like the plague, these days! Every time I try to sit down and blogeroo, I think of four thousand other things to be doing. Usually I don't do those things, either, but that's none of y'alls damn business. Not the two best. Which always brings the level of play up. Yeah, I know, ladies. All in a day, right? So my friends and I glance over. The first thing we notice is...
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Naked in Public: August 2009
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009. I was sitting in the coffee shop, listening to two people next to me having a conversation. Him: Have you seen Monica? Her: Yeah, she's not doing so well. But it's hard to sympathize, 'cuz she's so annoying. I do not know these people. They were obviously speaking of a different Monica. But I immediately felt defensive and hurt. I haven't slept in three days. I'm jittery and tired. This week's been bad. I have re-found a prior love for. Links to this post. These Guys Are Good.
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Naked in Public: March 2009
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009. Short, Senseless Vignettes and One-Liners. He said "oh, I never notice that sort of thing.". The other day I was sitting on a two-sided bench at my subway stop, writing blognotes, actually. I was kind of wrapped up in it, until someone gagged into the hood of my jacket. It brought me right back down to earth, folks. My friend told me today I could be the mother of a 20 year old girl (I love misquoting you, baby! I've recently heard more than once from #9. Links to this post.
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Naked in Public: woohoo!
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Friday, September 10, 2010. We don't have bedbugs! I am a little paranoid, and the city is having a bedbug epidemic. so i scratched once, and freaked out. The guy came today, and, for free, told me i don't have them. he did a thorough inspection, ruled out the possibilities, and declared my apartment a bedbug free zone. for free! I don't have bedbugs! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). There was an error in this gadget. Be Notified When I Post! These Guys Are Good. And I Am Not Lying. Read a Fucking Book.
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Naked in Public: March 2010
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Tuesday, March 30, 2010. So thanks for your help on that last post, blog-readers far and wide. I realize that since I hadn't blogged in a long time, those who know me simply in blogland don't know that Boy and I are tying the knot on October 16th of Twenty-Ten. He asked me while we were out to dinner for his birthday, in January. We went to James. We're finally going to make an honest girl out of Giapants. This is an old photo of her. She's so. Hockey season starts soon, and I'll write more later. During...
