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Crazy Talk: December 2007
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I want to say the funny words! This blog is my friend! Thursday, December 20, 2007. Don Gerund, P.I.-Tonight's Episode: Aye, The Fury. When I came to from the smack I took, I found myself in an old abandoned warehouse that was as dank and mildewy as Estelle Getty's lingerie drawer. I had been pounded like a scaloppine and trussed like a turkey to a folding chair. Not that turkeys get trussed to folding chairs. They just get trussed. And roasted. Vill you please schut up! Ve can all hear you! An inexpensi...
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Crazy Talk: May 2007
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I want to say the funny words! This blog is my friend! Sunday, May 27, 2007. Shopping Mall of the Damned #2. You've got yourself settled in front of the tv, beer in one hand, other hand resting on your gut under your belt. You've got that relaxed slouch in your La-Z-Boy. Yup, you're ready for some baseball. But, wait, what is that you see? Relax, dear fan. This isn't the Charity Game for Tourette's, nor have they started mixing meth with the steriods. What you're seeing is t. DID YOU SAY FLAMES? Also, th...
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Crazy Talk: November 2007
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I want to say the funny words! This blog is my friend! Wednesday, November 7, 2007. Ask A Comic Book Character. I have a crazy friend who says that eating meat is wrong. She says that animals are our friends, and that killing them is cruel and immoral. She says we should eat plants because it is much healthier. I'm not sure what to think. What should I do? R Wiggim, Springfield. My Dear Mr. Wiggim,. Let me assure you, you have come to the right person to help you in your dilemma. Through the use of elect...
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Crazy Talk: February 2008
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I want to say the funny words! This blog is my friend! Friday, February 29, 2008. The Original Pet Shop Boy. This is a rare moment. I want to talk about something personal, and I beg you to indulge me for just a bit. Yesterday, I lost perhaps one of the dearest friends I've ever had. That's a picture of him. Caen Boneoch (pronounced Ken Bunyick). It's Gaelic. For shit head. My little dude enjoyed black olives, those fur-covered mice toys, getting his ears rubbed and laying in patches of sunlight. For...
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Crazy Talk: April 2007
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I want to say the funny words! This blog is my friend! Sunday, April 22, 2007. Strange Tales of the Strange #14. Okay, so there's this guy I know who is really funny, but he doesn't mean to be but he just is. Just like that girl I know, too, but he's a guy. And, one time, when he was a kid, his mom used to make his favorite breakfast, pancakes, in this special pan, okay? So, he got so happy that he picked up the pan and kissed it. And burned his lips. I think he has a hard time judging heat. Monday, Apri...
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Crazy Talk: July 2007
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I want to say the funny words! This blog is my friend! Monday, July 30, 2007. Ten Things Better Than The Movie "The Host". 1 Squirting vinegar in your eyes. But, The Host is still less painful than pounding knitting needles into your ears. One at a time. 2 Carrot Top's face. But, The Host is still not as frightening as all of Janice Dickinson. 3 Overcooked pasta. But, The Host is still more enjoyable than a mayonnaise and tomato pie. But, The Host is a little less depressing than film footage of Dachau.
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Crazy Talk: August 2007
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I want to say the funny words! This blog is my friend! Monday, August 27, 2007. One Ring to Ruin Them All. She sat on the ledge, feet dangling over the molten forges of Mount Doom. She held the ring. Between her index finger and thumb, thoughtfully moving it back and forth. C'mon, said the ring. Wear me. You like it. You know you do. I'm the best ring you'll ever have, so, I'll even let. You wear me. You lucky kid, you. Immediately, the ring became indignant. What! Are you out of your mind? She sighed, a...
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Crazy Talk: January 2008
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I want to say the funny words! This blog is my friend! Wednesday, January 30, 2008. May I present The People's Republic of Things You Are Least Likely to Find in a Strip Club:. 1 A signed copy of the Magna Carta. 2 A drive-thru. Although, it would be very funny. 3 That hideously numb feeling that occurs in both your brain and your ass as you sit staring at a computer monitor in your putrescent gray corporate cubicle. 4 A tube of anchovy paste. 6 That guy who hates strip clubs. He never goes. Coyote spit ...