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Ballpoint Wren » So Cal Living

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I fought the lawn… and the lawn won. The Right to Remain Silent in Bathroom Fixtures, Aisle 7. On Saturday, May 26, 2007. My old hand-held showerhead was a champ. It outlasted one dishwasher, two refrigerators, three cooktops and four kitchen faucets. Hubby and I weren’t the only ones using it, either: for several years it was the power tool I used to scrub the boys squeaky-clean — until the sad day they realized they could outrun me. I, uh … I …. In the shower.”. Before I knew it, I was blushing. Satisf...

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Ballpoint Wren » MIA, moi?

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I fought the lawn… and the lawn won. Filed under: and More. On Thursday, November 29, 2007. Thanks to the fires I got a week off from work. I used it wisely: gallivanting about the internet, my first chance in a good while. I was ever so happy to see April continuing her Domingo Delicioso. YOU GO, APRIL! I was hoping to find that Miss Snark. Had decided to come back, but alas. At least this Janet Reid. Gal seems like a good, emergency backup kind of snark. And then I discovered this post. I mean, I don&#...

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Ballpoint Wren » Clips

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I fought the lawn… and the lawn won. 8220;A Spoonful of Sugar”. 8220;Surfari Resort & Spa”. 8220;The Three Graces”. 8220;Official First Impressions”. 8220;Uncle Geezer and the Turkey Zone”. 8220;The Measure of a Man”. 8220;You Better Wave”. 8220;Use the Force, Ellie Mae”. The North County Woman. 8220;Thanks a Lot, Mom”. The North County Woman. 8220;My Chicharones”. The North County Woman. 8220;I Was Cursed by the Wholesale Club”. The North County Woman. 8220;Haunted House: even without the mortgage”.

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Ballpoint Wren » Ma’am, step away from the Bubble Shooter

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I fought the lawn… and the lawn won. Ma’am, step away from the Bubble Shooter. On Tuesday, January 23, 2007. One of the joys of my old Palm Pilot was the free games and ebooks on it, great for whiling away the time in line at the post office and grocery store. Then I discovered Railroad Solitaire. Before I knew it, that’s all I did all day: play Railroad Solitaire. ALL DAY. 8221; or “I’m making up my shopping list! 8221; or “I’m reading. I am such a LIAR. Feed You can leave a comment below, or trackback.

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Ballpoint Wren » Hubby

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I fought the lawn… and the lawn won. Needs to pump iron. On Wednesday, May 16, 2007. When the kids went out yesterday afternoon, Hubby and I locked the doors, turned down the lights, and … put in the DVD of. My favorite lines came from Marv:. You could’ve taken my gun away from me any time you wanted to…. I probably would’ve had to paste you one getting the gun and I don’t hurt dames. We need more movies that use the term “dames.”. Hubby’s Greatest Moment:. Hmmm That girl needs to do some squats. If that...

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Ballpoint Wren » Little Critters

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I fought the lawn… and the lawn won. On bosoms, Chihuahuas, and free car washes. On Thursday, May 11, 2006. I was digging through my pocketbook for my “One FREE car wash! 8221; card when I heard the kissing. Read the rest of “On bosoms, Chihuahuas, and free car washes”). Filed under: and More. On Tuesday, April 4, 2006. Read the rest of “Casey Dog”). Cats don’t need no stinkin’ garlic butter. Filed under: Battle of the Bulge. On Thursday, March 9, 2006. Did I forget anything? We eat better than you.

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Ballpoint Wren » Watching

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I fought the lawn… and the lawn won. 8220;My brother paid a dollar last night to see your underwear”. On Wednesday, September 27, 2006. Flashback to the eighties, right? 8220;My brother paid a dollar last night to see your underwear” is an instantly recognizable line from. A movie I thought was reasonably funny when I saw it in 1984, but which definitely took on a sinister subtext after I viewed it as the mother of two teenage boys. I say the line goes like this:. I’m Farmer Ted. You own a church? We rep...

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Ballpoint Wren » Geek Wannabe

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I fought the lawn… and the lawn won. If you give a moose an upgrade…. Filed under: Geek Wannabe. On Tuesday, December 4, 2007. She’ll realize it breaks most of her WordPress plugins. So then she’ll troubleshoot for an hour before she decides to figure it out another day. But before she logs off, she’ll see that some of her blogroll links are broken, too. So she’ll get down to work cleaning out the all those bloggers who return 404 pages. But not before an evil, ruthless, bushwhacking urge comes upon her!

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Ballpoint Wren » Bulldog

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I fought the lawn… and the lawn won. Monday Morning Mojo: Apocalypse Mojo. On Monday, April 16, 2007. Mooch and Bucky are even more ticked off at Mojo than usual lately, seeing as how he figured out a way to get at their cat food. Let’s just say that cat food doesn’t agree with Mojo’s digestive system. And while I run off to Costco to pick up several truckloads of air freshener, you can read all about the situation either by clicking on the image to the right or clicking on this link. The only time this ...