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he wants me to do what?: Barry
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He wants me to do what? STORIES OF A MALE SUBURBAN ESCORT./ /. It was just better the other way. Ok Want to try again? Are you doing it wrong? How do you know it's my fault? Because I can't feel anything. Let's give it another try. Was that a good 'fuck' or a bad 'fuck'? Just shut the fuck up and suck me off. I hate awkward sex. I hate awkward sex too. :[. March 3, 2009 at 3:48 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Shit You Missed. The Shit You Missed. Let's talk about me. View my complete profile.
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he wants me to do what?: Nick
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He wants me to do what? STORIES OF A MALE SUBURBAN ESCORT./ /. Sometimes I would see signs on my way to a client. Like, for instance, I'd see a billboard that would say ". Looking to buy a house? Let us help you. Since I wasn't looking to buy a house, this obviously meant one thing; I'm going the wrong way and should ask the employee at the nearest liquor store for directions. These thoughts moved my feet closer to his house. Even if he turns out to be a serial killer who collects escorts? I noticed a ha...
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he wants me to do what?: Thomas
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He wants me to do what? STORIES OF A MALE SUBURBAN ESCORT./ /. Looking for a hot, young, CLEAN guy who can handle my tool. Luckily for me, Thomas was a catch. A bit tall, making it somewhat awkward, but a nice guy. Right when he came over, without introduction, he practically launched himself onto me. Not even a "hello" or a "so do you read non-fiction? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Shit You Missed. The Shit You Missed. Let's talk about me. View my complete profile. Picture of the week.
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he wants me to do what?: Cameron
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He wants me to do what? STORIES OF A MALE SUBURBAN ESCORT./ /. I hate meeting clients in public places. Especially coffee shops. Whenever I would get ready to leave the house, I could hear my heart racing, pumping blood through my body faster than putting clothes on requires. It's like someone knocking on your door in the morning, telling you to get up and do something, when really you don't want to. What will I say if he speaks German. What if he's an undercover cop? Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20). Dies Seven...
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he wants me to do what?: Michael
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He wants me to do what? STORIES OF A MALE SUBURBAN ESCORT./ /. Michael was the kind of guy who didn't know what he wanted in life. I bet when he was a child, he was the kid who wouldn't jump from the high board at the local pool, but could only dream of doing so. I bet he still dreams. I went upstairs and took a shower. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Shit You Missed. The Shit You Missed. Let's talk about me. View my complete profile. Picture of the week.
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he wants me to do what?: Billy
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He wants me to do what? STORIES OF A MALE SUBURBAN ESCORT./ /. I've never thought about it until now but I've realized that escorting reduces my libido, like soy milk, except that. Escorting doesn't serve as a healthy milk supplement for the lactose intolerant. Shown a real face to one of my customers. Usually this face would look like someone had just kicked me in the stomach. Just forget I mentioned it. Basically, I gave him a blow job. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Shit You Missed.
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he wants me to do what?: Emmanuel
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He wants me to do what? STORIES OF A MALE SUBURBAN ESCORT./ /. Also be times when I'd see a picture of a client and I'd smell something in my room, like ketchup, and immediately. That person would be forever affiliated with ketchup, therefore discontinuing my relationship with ketchup. Like Emmanuel. Emmanuel ruined soy sauce. I can't even look at soy sauce without involuntarily. Expressing a face of disgust and intrigue. but mainly disgust. It almost felt pro bono. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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t r i c e r a t o p s: what happens when pop culture gets too much in my brain
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Monday, April 21, 2008. What happens when pop culture gets too much in my brain. Somewhere in Milwaukee an ironic teenager. Is putting a kazoo into his R. Kelly remix. On YouTube a highwayman shoots horses. In the face and throws his money in the air. Jack Bauer throws a civilian out of his truck. Like he just doesn't care. Don't get up" he says. The man does not get up. The black bars on the top and bottom of my screen are normal. Certain advanced features may not play on all machines. In anorexia and p...
