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The Pregnant Waddle: December 2005
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Pre-Pregnancy Weight Just Around the Corner (It's Trying to Run and Hide). Thursday, December 22, 2005. The growling and the backwards scooching. These are Ngaire's new talents. Put her down on the floor, and you may just look back to see her little head peeking out from under a piece of furniture she's back-scooched beneath. Dangle some toys before her and the soft growling will commence. She has several new nicknames: Ngaire-boo, Ngaire-doodle/noodle/boodle, Boo-Bear (see a pattern here? Wednesday, Dec...
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Fun in the Mud: December 2007
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Fun in the Mud. Because you might as well laugh. Friday, December 21, 2007. On attaining pre-pregnancy mass. Last week my wifelet made some homemade biscuits for my work X-mas party. As she was pulling them out of the oven (at around 9:00pm) we had the following conversation:. Wifelet: Do you want one? They smell good, but I’m really not hungry. Wifelet: I know what you mean; my mouth says ‘yes,’ my stomach says ‘no,’ and my hips say ‘what are you thinking you crazy woman.’. Posted by Chris @ 1:54 PM.
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Fun in the Mud: February 2008
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Fun in the Mud. Because you might as well laugh. Friday, February 08, 2008. My daughter gives me proof on almost a daily basis that she is, in fact, female. Sure, she has all the important bits, her 'biddle biddle' as she calls it, though I swear this isn't my fault. Nor is it my wife's; we actually have no idea where she got this from. We were teaching her the proper name vulva which she also knows and uses, if somewhat infrequently, when she busted out with this alternative. Now, let me be clear. It is...
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Just another WordPress.com weblog. Archive for June 2013. My goal for the rest of this summer: 40 min. of Pilates and 20 min. of running per day. Let’s see if I hit it. June 17, 2013. 8220;Fugly is the New Pretty! All Shades of Purple. Notes from the Trenches. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com. Follow “Seize the Mommy! Get every new post delivered to your Inbox. Build a website with WordPress.com.
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Just another WordPress.com weblog. Me: A former high-school English teacher overrun by small children. The natives are restless! The Husbandlet: A marine biologist. Ngaire: Our firstborn, a.k.a. the Squid or Boo Bear. My old bio page identified her as loving books and cheese. This has not changed. Liam: The middle child. Cheerful and mischievous. Prenatal name: the Remora. A.k.a. Boo Bug. Loves Lightning McQueen. The place: The Frozen North. 1 Comment Add your own. March 3, 2009 at 1:43 am.
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Fun in the Mud: September 2007
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Fun in the Mud. Because you might as well laugh. Monday, September 24, 2007. Phinnaly D.one: Now New and Improved. Just fyi, I managed to successfully defend the old dissertation on Friday. Now I just have to get the old thing into the proper format, have it printed, and turn it into the proper authorities. It all went fine and if you want to see pictures check out the Wifelet's blog. Posted by Chris @ 7:53 AM. Ask me how detergent works. No really, ask away. My professors would be proud. I used to do my...
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Seize the Mommy! | Just another WordPress.com weblog | Page 2
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Just another WordPress.com weblog. It should be noted that when the Husbandlet is tired (or, apparently, drugged), he becomes excessively pedantic and apt to miss the joke. The Husbandlet (totally serious): “Yeah, I have a bit of tennis elbow right now.”. May 4, 2011. Ngaire has spent about the last 20 minutes in her room singing over and over, “Tell me WHY; I don’t understand.”. I can’t figure out whether she’s going to be a songwriter or a philosopher. May 3, 2011. Words from the bathroom. The Husbandl...
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The Pregnant Waddle: July 2005
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Pre-Pregnancy Weight Just Around the Corner (It's Trying to Run and Hide). Thursday, July 28, 2005. She's here, and she's beautiful! She was born July 18 at 3:41 pm after a seven-and-a-half-hour labor. She weighed 8.5 pounds at birth, lost 8 ounces in her first day, and gained 5 back within her first four days of life, which will give you an idea of how much she's been eating. Posted by Jordana @ 6:56 PM. Monday, July 11, 2005. And yes, Squidgle’s due date is Thursday. And yes. Posted by Jordana @ 9:22 AM.
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The Pregnant Waddle: June 2005
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Pre-Pregnancy Weight Just Around the Corner (It's Trying to Run and Hide). Thursday, June 30, 2005. The Tale of the Blue Shorts. Over the years, the blue plaid shorts moved many times (usually very rapidly, if being worn by the young man). They travelled to the U.S. they explored the wilds of the Midwest and California; they came to rest on the Atlantic coast. There they settled into their senior years, the pyjama bottoms of choice, but growing a bit saggy around the waist. Thus, the shorts’ existence co...