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further adventures of the train ....: Amtrak Mosaic
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Monday, April 08, 2013. Stained glass train, Dunedin Railway Station. [Photo credit: Velvet Android]. Pissing on a train is easy if your goal is to cover everything in piss. If this isn’t your goal, you will find upon entering the bathroom that it was someone else’s goal and they’ve risen to the challenge. This is my infamous clown-car joke. I think it’s hilarious. Nobody else does.). I’ve seen a lot of train stations. Some, like the one in San Luis Obispo, look like broom closets. The one ...Now maybe y...
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further adventures of the train ....: Being Helpful
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Tuesday, July 08, 2014. Usually you have the stroke after. Jack-in-the-Box commercials haven't been all that funny the last few years so I figured I'd be charitable and give them some suggestions about how to improve one of their latest ads, "Training Video.". First, they should just cut everything after the customer's head explodes. Will sell some damn cheeseburgers. Your move, Mr. Box. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I hate a man that remembers what he hears.". The Praise of Folly. I've got it all!
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further adventures of the train ....: February 2014
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Tuesday, February 18, 2014. However, it was not all for naught! In addition to a large credit card balance, I also produced this very short dictionary of romance that documents the wisdom that I went so far into debt to obtain:. Af – fec – tion. n. Costs about $100 at a strip club but $15 in some alleys. Court – ship. n. The process of wooing someone with a view towards a long-term commitment, usually marriage. Dat – ing. n. Third date. n. Un – date – a – ble. adj. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I hate a ma...
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War or Car?: Buy every US soldier who died in Iraq their own nuclear submarine
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008. Buy every US soldier who died in Iraq their own nuclear submarine. For the price of the Iraq War, we could've bought every US soldier who died in Iraq their own nuclear-powered submarine, so they could explore the ocean instead of being dead. Wednesday, November 26, 2008. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The total cost of the Iraq War will be over $3 trillion. According to Nobel Prize winning economist Joseph Stiglitz. And Harvard public finance professor Linda Bilmes.
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War or Car?: Give everyone in Pennsylvania a jet pack
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008. Give everyone in Pennsylvania a jet pack. For the price of the Iraq War, we could've given everyone in Pennsylvania a jet pack. There are 12.4 million. People in Pennsylvania. Jet Pack International's T73. Is currently being sold for $200,000 including lessons ( video. Each person in Pennsylvania could've gotten a T73 Jet Pack for $2.48 trillion, which is $520 billion less than Joseph Stiglitz and Linda Bilmes' estimate of $3 trillion for the total cost of the Iraq War. Pay fu...
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War or Car?: December 2008
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Monday, December 1, 2008. Buy enough sugar to reach from Earth to the farthest star of the Big Dipper. For the price of the Iraq War, we could've bought enough confectioners' sugar to reach from Earth to Alpha Ursae Majoris (also called Dubhe), the farthest star of the Big Dipper. A grain of confectioners' sugar. Thanks you all for reading War or Car. This will be the final post at this site. From now on, my political blogging will be at. Monday, December 01, 2008. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). 160;That's ...
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War or Car?: A Toyota Prius for every American household
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Monday, August 4, 2008. A Toyota Prius for every American household. For the price of the Iraq War, we could've bought a brand-new Toyota Prius for every household in America. According to the Census Bureau's. Projections for 2008, there are around 112 million households in America. (This includes family and non-family households.) MSRP for a fully loaded 2008 Toyota Prius. Monday, August 04, 2008. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The total cost of the Iraq War will be over $3 trillion. Paint the ligh...
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War or Car?: Make each panda the CEO of its own regional airline
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Sunday, November 30, 2008. Make each panda the CEO of its own regional airline. For the price of the Iraq War, we could've made each of the world's pandas the CEO of its own regional airline. Using the highest estimates. There are 3000 giant pandas in the wild, and 266 in captivity. The average regional airline is worth $465 million. Sunday, November 30, 2008. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The total cost of the Iraq War will be over $3 trillion. And Harvard public finance professor Linda Bilmes.
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War or Car?: Fund the Lizard People's Senate campaigns for the next ten thousand years
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Saturday, November 22, 2008. Fund the Lizard People's Senate campaigns for the next ten thousand years. For the price of the Iraq War, we could fund the Lizard People's Senate campaigns for the next thousand years. The Minnesota Senate race was the most expensive race of this year, with the candidates together spending $32.3 million. On one of the challenged ballots. Thanks to Stentor Danielson. For sending in this suggestion, and Blar for a correction. Saturday, November 22, 2008. Give everyone in Penns...
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War or Car?: Buy enough pecans for a pie the size of West Virginia
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Thursday, November 27, 2008. Buy enough pecans for a pie the size of West Virginia. For the price of the Iraq War, we could've bought enough pecans for a pecan pie the size of West Virginia. About 5 ounces of pecans are necessary for a 9-inch pie. A 9-inch pie is about 64 square inches in area, so each ounce of pecans is worth about 12.7 square inches of pie. (There are about 4 billion square inches in a square mile.) West Virginia is 24,230. Image used under a Creative Commons license from. Give everyon...
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