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Magnus Patris: February 2009
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Saturday, February 21, 2009. 7 Reasons why being a Pirates fan won't be so bad this year. 7 Suck has a shelf life. Let's hope our expired 10/1/2008. 6 Bringing back the goofy "pillbox" hat. The other teams won't be laughing at us, they'll be laughing with us. OK, so, they really will be laughing at us. 5 Since Xavier Nady was traded to the Yankees, we don't have to put up the annoying chick down the first base line who waved her pirate flag and crossed her arms into an "X" every time Nady was on the field.
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Magnus Patris: January 2009
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009. Must have been some damn good cheese. OK, I think this story is hilarious, especially since it happened at the grocery store where my folks have shopped for almost 50 years. Here's the story:. CR and her 23-year-old daughter fought two MyHomeTown. Men trying to steal her purse after she had loaded groceries into her pickup and left the door open in the parking lot of the local Mom and Pop Grocery. CR screamed out, “Give me my purse back! I'm not sure I could fit $13.47 wort...
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Magnus Patris: December 2008
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Tuesday, December 23, 2008. Twas the night before. The night before. Tomorrow is Christmas Eve. All is right with my world. I hope the same for you. Merry Christmas! Then he laughs uncontrollably. "Poopie pants! He laughs. Clay laughs. He has won over his audience. "Poopie poopie". The two little goofballs are rolling on the floor (*they're safely in their government mandated child safety seats and not really ROTFL-ing). He makes his big finish, "Hello Mr. Stinker-Poopie pants! Finally, I've had enough.
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Magnus Patris: Steeler Kitty
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009. This must be more common that older siblings freak out more. Across from us a little girl, not more than three was waiting for her shot with her two older brothers. She got her shot with out a peep. But big brothers reacted from "That really hurt" to "OH MY GOD, I THINK THEY USED A JACKHAMMER TO PUT THAT THING IN! The little girl looked at her brothers and at Clay and I could hear her saying to herself, "Men! Boys are such sissies about shots. ;-). View my complete profile.
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Magnus Patris: The Pirates of the Allegheny
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009. The Pirates of the Allegheny. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Pirates of the Allegheny. Pittsburgh, PA, United States. Stay@Home Dad, Macintosh evangelist, freelance web designer, and occasionally grumpy but generally happy guy with 2 great boys and an amazing wife. View my complete profile. Follow me on Twitter. Confessions of a Parenting Book Junkie. This Week In Tech.
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Magnus Patris: Christmas Eve
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Thursday, December 24, 2009. For the first time since Clay was one, we will be waking up in our own house on Christmas morning. Clay doesn't remember that and Drew wasn't even thought of, so for all practical purposes, this is our first Christmas at home. When I was a kid, we went to my Baba. I heard hushed whispers in Ukrainian. I think I heard my Uncle John. Did he help Sviate Nikolai. Tonight 40 years later, Clay and Drew will have Sviate' Vecher. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Confessions of a P...
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Magnus Patris: January 2010
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Tuesday, January 12, 2010. Wakey-wakey, puny human! This morning, Drew was up early. He's always up early. Every night around 4 am we hear, "Is it daytime yet? From what sounds like a disembodied voice in our room. No it's just Drew either in a sleeping bag on the floor next to our bed or in our bed (which means kicking me repeatedly until I move to where I have about 14 inches of our King Size bed to myself). As long as he's comfortable. Right. So this morning I hear "I'm Optimus Prime! Pittsburgh, PA, ...
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Magnus Patris: November 2009
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009. This must be more common that older siblings freak out more. Across from us a little girl, not more than three was waiting for her shot with her two older brothers. She got her shot with out a peep. But big brothers reacted from "That really hurt" to "OH MY GOD, I THINK THEY USED A JACKHAMMER TO PUT THAT THING IN! The little girl looked at her brothers and at Clay and I could hear her saying to herself, "Men! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Pittsburgh, PA, United States.
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Magnus Patris: June 2009
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Friday, June 12, 2009. Penguins Win the Stanley Cup! Way to go, boys! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Penguins Win the Stanley Cup! Pittsburgh, PA, United States. Stay@Home Dad, Macintosh evangelist, freelance web designer, and occasionally grumpy but generally happy guy with 2 great boys and an amazing wife. View my complete profile. Follow me on Twitter. Confessions of a Parenting Book Junkie. This Week In Tech.
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Magnus Patris: I Guess They're More "Cat" People
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Saturday, April 18, 2009. I Guess They're More "Cat" People. I explained to him that it was a rabbit and not a raccoon. He looked at it and said that there have been a couple of reports of rabid raccoons that he'd "taken care of". He got out his snare and hooked the rabbit. It immediately freaked out and let out a squeal like a hungry newborn baby. Then he said, "Well, I have to shoot it". OK", I said stupidly, "Where? The officer said, "Well is there a place to do it in the back yard? It wasn't until la...
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