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Truths from the Most Unlikely Mother - the Most Unlikely Mother
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The Most Unlikely Mother. My Book, The Most Unlikely Mother Unfiltered: An Overshare of Embarrassing Truths About Motherhood, is Available NOW! Hey blog fans, if you enjoy my sarcastic sense of humor, and my unbiased views on life and parenting, you'll just love my memoir book about my journey to becoming a mother. Read it, love it, relate to it on Amazon.com. For those of you who have ever felt like you were suffering from baby buyer’s remorse, this one’s for you! Find My Book on Amazon.com. I have a 5-...
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Truths from the Most Unlikely Mother - the Most Unlikely Mother
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The Most Unlikely Mother. Things only women would put up with. One hectic Saturday afternoon as I was in the bathroom trying my best to quickly undo the overly complicated closure on my jeans so I could pee in the two-second window I was given, I was reminded of something my husband frequently says:. Only women would put up with this! Logically, what sane person would make getting into and out of pants so complicated? What if there was a gastrointestinal emergency? Crap would happen - literally. Would a ...
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Truths from the Most Unlikely Mother - the Most Unlikely Mother
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The Most Unlikely Mother. The other woman in his life - his ipad. Image credits: (see end of post). When I married my husband all those long 11 years ago, did I ever think that I would be in competition with an electronic device for his attention? Um, not so much. Is it even fathomable to foresee your significant other's kryptonite as a flat, emotionless piece of plastic. An iPad, a smartphone, an XBOX, a PlayStation, etc.). To that question, I have no answers. I just don't know. Oh yes, "she". Had essen...
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Truths from the Most Unlikely Mother - the Most Unlikely Mother
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The Most Unlikely Mother. What you want to do vs. what you can manage to do. Realistic parenting expectations. As I'm coming to realize, being able to OCD my way to the perfect custom party, a meticulously clean house, or having perfectly groomed children is becoming harder and harder to facilitate with work and life running at full speed in the background. The perfect Pinterest-worthy, custom-themed birthday party. What I can manage:. What I can manage:. What I can manage:. What I can manage:. I know I ...
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Truths from the Most Unlikely Mother - the Most Unlikely Mother
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The Most Unlikely Mother. Mom shorts, cute flats, and being too old to shop there. The other day, it occurred to me that I may be getting. Too old" to wear certain things. Without looking like I'm trying too hard to be young. things like short shorts. Furthermore, for quite a few years, every time I have stepped foot into Express, I feel like I am teetering on the edge of being. Too old to shop in that store. Oh honey, you should see some of the things I've seen."). Age-appropriate pair of shorts. A cute...
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Truths from the Most Unlikely Mother - the Most Unlikely Mother
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The Most Unlikely Mother. Mom shorts, cute flats, and being too old to shop there. The other day, it occurred to me that I may be getting. Too old" to wear certain things. Without looking like I'm trying too hard to be young. things like short shorts. Furthermore, for quite a few years, every time I have stepped foot into Express, I feel like I am teetering on the edge of being. Too old to shop in that store. Oh honey, you should see some of the things I've seen."). Age-appropriate pair of shorts. A cute...
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Truths from the Most Unlikely Mother - the Most Unlikely Mother
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The Most Unlikely Mother. Top 5 Things to Do on Mother’s Day - The Most Unlikely Mother Style. Mother's Day doesn't necessarily mean a "day off" for mothers. Days off" for mothers are like unicorns or fairies. we've all heard of them, but no one has seen one). But here's my Top 5 Things to Do on Mother's Day:. Take a little extra time for yourself:. You know the ones. they usually say "Hand Wash" or "Dry Clean Only" or something ridiculous like that on the tag. " Ain't nobody got time for that! Oh, and p...
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Truths from the Most Unlikely Mother - the Most Unlikely Mother
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The Most Unlikely Mother. Who Needs a Man Cave When You Have a Bathroom? Image Credit: (See end of post). No, not me. but you know what I'm talking about. Any woman who has been married beyond the honeymoon phase knows that a man (husband and/or father) can disappear for extended periods of time into the bathroom for who knows what reason. Do men go in the bathroom to escape their wives, their screaming children, the horror that is being a husband and father. Even though we women bear most of the burden).
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Truths from the Most Unlikely Mother - the Most Unlikely Mother
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The Most Unlikely Mother. Who Needs a Man Cave When You Have a Bathroom? Image Credit: (See end of post). No, not me. but you know what I'm talking about. Any woman who has been married beyond the honeymoon phase knows that a man (husband and/or father) can disappear for extended periods of time into the bathroom for who knows what reason. Do men go in the bathroom to escape their wives, their screaming children, the horror that is being a husband and father. Even though we women bear most of the burden).
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