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AVB: Note To Self: Never Marry A Kardashian. Never, Ever.
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Thursday, April 23, 2015. Note To Self: Never Marry A Kardashian. Never, Ever. So, just to tally it up. Lamar Odom marries Khloe Kardashian. Promptly develops a crack habit at age 30 (who does that? And is out in the NBA quicker than you can say "Wait, they fired Scott Brooks? Kanye West marries Kim Kardashian, and doesn't even sound like a guy from the southside of Chicago anymore. Seriously, have you heard Yeezy talk lately. He sounds like the guy who makes my (occasional) iced coffee. Kanye West marri...
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AVB: 12.14
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Wednesday, December 31, 2014. ABcom's Happy New Year Open Mic. I hope everyone had a great holiday. My New Year's Resolution is to get this blog back on track next week when vacation is over. I might even bring back some of the old "features" that made this blog what it (once) was. So bear with me. You'll see more ads. errrr. posts. here soon. Sit tight. Question: What are your New Year's Resolutions for 2015? Tags Popped: AB Guest Post. Which MLB Team Had The Best Offseason? Smart money says the Padres ...
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AVB: 11.14
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Monday, November 24, 2014. The Ferguson Grand Jury Verdict Is In. The verdict is in. The results we be announced momentarily. Weigh in here. Question: What do you think about the verdict? Tags Popped: Drive-By Activism. Make money online with the best binary options sites. Binary Options are becoming more and more popular, due to the fact that most brokers are now regulated. Binary Options are a simple way to make money online and is in many ways similar to online poker. What are binary options? As such,...
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AVB: 08.14
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Friday, August 22, 2014. Dear White People: Sharpton and Jackson Are Not Our Leaders. Dear White People,. It's getting a little silly, and your continued fascination with these two guys just underscores how little of a clue you have about the Black community as a whole. Seriously, just quit it already, you're looking really stupid. Contrary to popular belief, Black People can, and do, think for ourselves. You know, just like White People do. It's not a revelatory concept, it's called being human. As you ...
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AVB: 06.14
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Monday, June 30, 2014. Arizona State Profressor Catches Beatdown For Jaywalking While Black. Just watch the video, and then answer the question below. Question: What's your read on this story? Were the cops justified in their actions? Should the professor have just shut up and complied? What would you do? ASU professor assaulted officer, arrested in Tempe [AZ Central]. Tags Popped: Drive-By Activism. White Men Gone Wild. Thursday, June 26, 2014. ABcom Thursday Open Mic. Drop some links, start a convo.
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AVB: 04.15
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Thursday, April 23, 2015. Note To Self: Never Marry A Kardashian. Never, Ever. So, just to tally it up. Lamar Odom marries Khloe Kardashian. Promptly develops a crack habit at age 30 (who does that? And is out in the NBA quicker than you can say "Wait, they fired Scott Brooks? Kanye West marries Kim Kardashian, and doesn't even sound like a guy from the southside of Chicago anymore. Seriously, have you heard Yeezy talk lately. He sounds like the guy who makes my (occasional) iced coffee. It seems every p...
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AVB: 02.15
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Tuesday, February 24, 2015. Meet CJ Pearson: 12 Year Old Black Tea Partier. I've often said, without a trace of cynicism, that if I wanted to get instantly famous and rich, all I had to do with convert AverageBro.com to an Obama-hatred site. I wouldn't need to solicit Conservatives for money or exposure. That would just come to me automatically, because there's always a market for Black People Who Publicly Profess Their Hatred For Obama. There probably always will be. And he's about to cash in handsomely.
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AVB: 10.14
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Thursday, October 30, 2014. 2014: The Year Black Men (Collectively) Took An "L". I refrained from commenting on yesterday's video in #StreetHarassment because something about the entire situation just didn't sit right with me. I still don't quite know what it is. This post is an attempt to figure it out, with your help. Ray Rice. Adrian Peterson. Jesse Matthew. Mike Brown. Random N-Words on a street corner calling women "Mami". I can't help but think that there's some connecting of the dots here that's s...
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AVB: Chris Christie Literally Just Ate Away His White House Aspirations.
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Monday, May 11, 2015. Chris Christie Literally Just Ate Away His White House Aspirations. Correction: he won't be throwing his hat into the ring. New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) spent more than $82,000 in taxpayer money on concessions at NFL games - a sum that Republicans later reimbursed to the state Treasury to avoid impropriety. According to the analysis, Christie was also a big fan of the grocery store Wegmans Food Markets, where he spent $76,373 in 53 shopping runs. A spokesman for the govern...
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AVB: James T. Harris For Vice President!!!
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Monday, October 13, 2008. James T. Harris For Vice President! My wife has always theorized that if I wanted to take some magical shortcut to my eventual career goal of being on TV, all I'd need to do is become a Conservative. By virtue of being semi-articulate and black, and spouting some GOP talking points, in no time at all, I'd be all over Fox News. Bill-O, Hannity. Black Republican in town. Wow And faster than you can say Stepin. Dudes pops up on Fox News. I am sooo jealous right now. Turns out Harri...